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Shayeri

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Posted: 19 years ago

Before marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi milti....
After marriage 
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi marti....

IT Poetry

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo 
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao 
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho 
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai 
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar 
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai 
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style 
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

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