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kabhi_21 IF-Rockerz
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Joined: 25 January 2006
Posts: 9909

Posted: 06 February 2007 at 6:13am | IP Logged
Originally posted by SmarterDesiKid

as for the first set

1. write a short rhyming poem about your worst day. must be Hilarious at all costsLOL.

Din khushmijaj tha

Aankhonme ajab intezaar tha

computer pe nazaren tiki thi

results ke liye dil bekraar tha

Kuch wakt bita

sannateme bit raha tha

har second me wo pal

najdik aa raha tha

intezaar khatm hua wakt

kuch gam ka samaan le aaya

wo din jindagi ka sabse

kharab din banke reh gaya

2. Ravan and you were gonna have a bike race. Bush, along with Osama, dismantle your Bike in a way, that you don't reaize it until half way through the 2,000 mile race. Ravan is 100 ft behind you...whtat do you do [your Bike has half a tank of gas/petrol.]

I will tell Osama that bush is taking credit for dismantling my bike..... he will dismantle Ravan's bike.... then we will take a life and I will seat on front seat (Iam smart).... so I reach the line first

3. You met Amrita one day, and with her was her Fiance[']...it's not you...what do you do to get her back?

Just tell him we are already married and he should not have such illusionsTongue

4. You one day wake up, and forget your Password to IF...what do you do?

I wont log in to IF..... now I have to say wow what a dayLOLJK.... I will miss many people here

5. You wake up another day, and you forget the password to login to your comp...what do you do?

My computer will get some restBig smile and me tooLOL

6. You wake up another day again, and forget how to drive to work...what do you do?

I will hire a driverLOL I mean cabWink

7.  And you wake up again, but then you fall asleep, and you boss fires you...how do you get your job back?

I will give my boss the same food or medicined I had last night...... I am sure he will understandWink

8. You are called back to IF SRGMP C06/07...but you lost your voice after singing the first 3 lines of your song, and it had to be submitted under 10 minutes...what do you do?

I will shut down the computer earlier so that it does not shut down permanentlyWink

9. #8 again, but the solution you picked didn't work. It had to be submitted in 10 minutes, or your computer will shut down, and never turn on again. What do you do?

Invalid error in questionWink

10. You were just asked , By Bhaskar Bro, a 5 question set, in which you had to write a Shakespearean essay...all the other mods/admin of IF are on a 5 month vacation...and Bhaskar Bro won't take back his set, or lafra with biwi...what do you do?

google does provide the shakespearen essays rightWink

kabhi_21 IF-Rockerz
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Joined: 25 January 2006
Posts: 9909

Posted: 06 February 2007 at 6:25am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Evilgenius_S.S™

LOLLOL...Abhi is here!!!Clap

ConGratzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz AbhiIII!!!Big smileBig smile

Thanks saniyaBig smile

hmmmmmmmmmm my Turn NoW!!

Why does rain fall down?Embarrassed

To shoot the rain songs for moviesWink

why u r typing by ur hands? Wink

My legs are painingOuch

Why does a cigarette never get old? LOL

because its life is shortWink

did u eat my food?

I wish I had eatenTongue

why does sun rise in the morning and not in the nite????

That time slot is available for moonTongue

What is meant by short circuit?

Short bole to chhota..... circuit boleto yeda..... chhota yeda.... must be someone from chhota rajan gangConfusedWink

Why is day light greater than moonlight ?

Because we have to sleep during the nights...... and our eyes cant take lights while sleepingWink

y m i not able to see anything when i close ma eyes...???LOL

Because you are used to see by ur eyesTongue

y cant aeroplanes walk???

They do before take offTongue

WHY DO WE ALWAYS THINK THROUGH BRAIN WHY NOT THROUGH HEART OR EVEN LUNGS?????

can brain do the work of heart and lungs..... then may be they will be free to thinkTongue

Why is apple round and banana not?LOL

Kyon ki main seedha saadha hu and I like bananaTongue

who was the guy in blue shirt, with blue trouser, black hair, black eyes, and white teeth, but his car was of grey color, who was he? ...

Car driverWink

why an apple fall from a tree?
(without usingnewtons second law ans the question) Wink

He has to take revenge from the person standing belowTongue

why does glass breaks on falling?

Sheesha ho yaa dil ho aakhir toot jata hain....... the glass just listened to the songConfused

Why water is WeT???Wink

Who said it is..... it is not wet until it falls on something to make the substance wetWink

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Really..that's it for now!!

Njoy n have fun..racking ur Brainzz!!Wink

O'course u weren't xcepting dese typos frm Me...!Wink gud that u dint make ny guessess!Wink

 

vinnie-thepooh IF-Rockerz
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Joined: 21 December 2005
Posts: 9351

Posted: 06 February 2007 at 6:26am | IP Logged
Originally posted by kabhi_21

Vinnie..... shining as always

 

 

Jaya, vinnie, suny, CKY... the questionnaire gang

good ones AbhiBig smile

vinnie-thepooh IF-Rockerz
vinnie-thepooh
vinnie-thepooh

Joined: 21 December 2005
Posts: 9351

Posted: 06 February 2007 at 6:29am | IP Logged
Originally posted by kabhi_21

Originally posted by SmarterDesiKid

as for the first set

1. write a short rhyming poem about your worst day. must be Hilarious at all costsLOL.

Din khushmijaj tha

Aankhonme ajab intezaar tha

computer pe nazaren tiki thi

results ke liye dil bekraar tha

Kuch wakt bita

sannateme bit raha tha

har second me wo pal

najdik aa raha tha

intezaar khatm hua wakt

kuch gam ka samaan le aaya

wo din jindagi ka sabse

kharab din banke reh gaya

2. Ravan and you were gonna have a bike race. Bush, along with Osama, dismantle your Bike in a way, that you don't reaize it until half way through the 2,000 mile race. Ravan is 100 ft behind you...whtat do you do [your Bike has half a tank of gas/petrol.]

I will tell Osama that bush is taking credit for dismantling my bike..... he will dismantle Ravan's bike.... then we will take a life and I will seat on front seat (Iam smart).... so I reach the line first

3. You met Amrita one day, and with her was her Fiance[']...it's not you...what do you do to get her back?

Just tell him we are already married and he should not have such illusionsTongue

4. You one day wake up, and forget your Password to IF...what do you do?

I wont log in to IF..... now I have to say wow what a dayLOLJK.... I will miss many people here

5. You wake up another day, and you forget the password to login to your comp...what do you do?

My computer will get some restBig smile and me tooLOL

6. You wake up another day again, and forget how to drive to work...what do you do?

I will hire a driverLOL I mean cabWink

7.  And you wake up again, but then you fall asleep, and you boss fires you...how do you get your job back?

I will give my boss the same food or medicined I had last night...... I am sure he will understandWink

8. You are called back to IF SRGMP C06/07...but you lost your voice after singing the first 3 lines of your song, and it had to be submitted under 10 minutes...what do you do?

I will shut down the computer earlier so that it does not shut down permanentlyWink

9. #8 again, but the solution you picked didn't work. It had to be submitted in 10 minutes, or your computer will shut down, and never turn on again. What do you do?

Invalid error in questionWink

10. You were just asked , By Bhaskar Bro, a 5 question set, in which you had to write a Shakespearean essay...all the other mods/admin of IF are on a 5 month vacation...and Bhaskar Bro won't take back his set, or lafra with biwi...what do you do?

google does provide the shakespearen essays rightWink

ROFL

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Joined: 13 March 2006
Posts: 118305

Posted: 06 February 2007 at 7:17am | IP Logged

 

Name the IF member that comes to ur mind first on seeing these Smileys:

Sania..... looking at suny and snowy talkingLOL

haha this is not true ...LOL actually snow do that ....

Sania again...... very innocent ( awwwwwww..)

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Posts: 118305

Posted: 06 February 2007 at 7:21am | IP Logged

Abhi,

Pair the following members with one Bollywood and one Tellywood celebrities each

I dont know what people like whom.... also dont know many tellywood actors.... so please dont feel hurt if answers dont match your expectations

SANIA Kunal khemu, sanjam from Prithviraj Chauhan

              Excuse me i dont like him ....nahiiiiiiiiiiii ....right now change it i love sharib not him Cry

 

kabhi_21 IF-Rockerz
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Joined: 25 January 2006
Posts: 9909

Posted: 06 February 2007 at 7:27am | IP Logged
Originally posted by snowflake0555

can we please stop fighting now? MOTW is supposed to be a fun thread...

Set #1:

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

doing something challenging

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

U have enough surrounding burnable material in forest

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?

Because traffic is always slow when u have to rushWink

What's the speed of dark?

Nil, darkness doesnt travel Confused

If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?

I never knew thatTongue

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

NoTongue

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

Because we dont want to destroy their friendshipTongue

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

u r just scared

Can a blind person feel blue?

well cant say anything

How can a house burn up when it burns down?

House burns up until it starts going down

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?

yeah i doTongue

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

noo.......

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

I dont know

Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?

Because you are living

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

why should u know thatTongue

In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

I dont know chinese...... ask ronWink

Why does X stand for a kiss?

for virtual loversWink

Why does O stand for a hug?

For virtual friendsWink

Why is the alphabet in that order?

why order..... it can be in any order.....Wink

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

I never knew thatTongue

Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?

they are stands to sit down......

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

yeah.......

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

It does nt need to say anything

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them?

law todne ke liye hota hainWink

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?

I did nt know that

If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?

who said work is terrificWink

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

LOLno i cant make fun hereWink


Is it possible to have a civil-war?

sure why not......

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?

I dont know of this pencil that is why....

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

No.......

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

yeah

Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

U can see TV that is why

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

U can have it

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

I dont..... I hit the battery and then press slowTongue

How can batteries die?

they dont just get dischargedWink

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

0 degrees

Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

they have to have maintenance and repairs

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

U need to know the meaning of atleast thatWink

Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?

u cant see its wetBig smile

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

Not mineOuch

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

noo

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

noo

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

I have to ask it whether its home

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I dont know if it contains anything non veg then no

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

I dont know

don't be searching for answers on the internet!!Wink

vinnie-thepooh IF-Rockerz
vinnie-thepooh
vinnie-thepooh

Joined: 21 December 2005
Posts: 9351

Posted: 06 February 2007 at 7:37am | IP Logged
Originally posted by kabhi_21

Originally posted by snowflake0555

can we please stop fighting now? MOTW is supposed to be a fun thread...

Set #1:

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

doing something challenging

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

U have enough surrounding burnable material in forest

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?

Because traffic is always slow when u have to rushWink

What's the speed of dark?

Nil, darkness doesnt travel Confused

If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?

I never knew thatTongue

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

NoTongue

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

Because we dont want to destroy their friendshipTongue

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

u r just scared

Can a blind person feel blue?

well cant say anything

How can a house burn up when it burns down?

House burns up until it starts going down

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?

yeah i doTongue

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

noo.......

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

I dont know

Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?

Because you are living

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

why should u know thatTongue

In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

I dont know chinese...... ask ronWink

Why does X stand for a kiss?

for virtual loversWink

Why does O stand for a hug?

For virtual friendsWink

Why is the alphabet in that order?

why order..... it can be in any order.....Wink

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

I never knew thatTongue

Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?

they are stands to sit down......

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

yeah.......

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

It does nt need to say anything

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them?

law todne ke liye hota hainWink

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?

I did nt know that

If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?

who said work is terrificWink

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

LOLno i cant make fun hereWink


Is it possible to have a civil-war?

sure why not......

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?

I dont know of this pencil that is why....

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

No.......

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

yeah

Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

U can see TV that is why

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

U can have it

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

I dont..... I hit the battery and then press slowTongue

How can batteries die?

they dont just get dischargedWink

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

0 degrees

Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

they have to have maintenance and repairs

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

U need to know the meaning of atleast thatWink

Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?

u cant see its wetBig smile

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

Not mineOuch

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

noo

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

noo

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

I have to ask it whether its home

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I dont know if it contains anything non veg then no

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

I dont know

don't be searching for answers on the internet!!Wink

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