Hello I am Dr. Kunal Malhotra.
Although mai bacho ka doctor hun, mujhe abla, sundar nariyon ke dukh, dard dur karna ki degree v saath mai mili hui hai. Mere paas bahut saare SPECIAL SKILLS hai unke chehre pe muskan laane ke liye jaise ki
1. Hugs in Sharukh Khan style.
2. Making them wear my favourite sarees.
3. Forehead kisses
4. Complimenting their extraordinary kheer making skills
5. Giving them roses
6. Taking them for dates in morning, noon and anytime they want since I am mostly free and my wife earns for both of us.
7. Praising their beauty
8. Giving them lusty stares
9. Hiding in their bathroom to protect them from wifey's gaalis.
10. Preparing different kinds of tea
11. Bedding them without wifey's suspicion.
My favourite place in anyone's house and not only mine is bathroom..
1. I stay in bathroom when I am annoyed with wifey.
2. I hide in bathroom when wifey visits mistress's place.
3. I have small guilt sessions in bathroom.
4. I give personal bathing sessions to mistress there.
Since I already did the deed there with wifey, any guesses how soon I do it there with mistress??
Inshort if ever I commit any mistake and want to catch me, you should search the bathroom.
My special talents-
1. Dancing.. Not exactly that, I like to lust after dancing women.
2. Cooking.. Oops, I just like to eat when others cook.
3. Jogging.. Especially when I want to have morning dates with mistress or want to run away after wifey visits mistress.
4. Acting.. Well well well you must have seen evidences of this already.