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Posted: 7 years ago
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Mere Pyaare Dosto...

If anything makes you smile / laugh here, please try to leave a comment please!😊 

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My fun posts of Season-10:

 

1. Fun Post-UN-DEKHA ACTION--Snippets of October 18th Episode (Not Shown)

 

2. Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE)

 

3. REVEALED! Annual remuneration of Kamya Punjabi! (Fun Take) :)

 

4. Fun Post-- Azab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani! :)

5. One genuine question related to Monalisa... (Fun Post) :)



FUNOPSIS of Day-12 BIGG BOSS-10

Day 12th (Expected to be shown)

Many of the housemates had been seen doing khusar-pusar till almost 3 AM at night time. No wonder they seem to be in a drugged-dazed state, just as sadistic Bigg Boss wakes them up, by turning on the morning wake up song at full volume. 😕

Woofers are blaring out  Bhaai number,"Main karoon toh saala...character Dheela hai..." 

If lips could be read, both Dadhiyals, Manu & Manveer  are seen muttering BC-MC under their breath, just as their dacoit gang member like faces peak out of blankets. 😈

Rohan & Karan are adoringly looking at each other, foolishly grinning.

Gaurav is still visibly sleepy but his shrewd mind is already working. He is scratching his beard and rubbing his eyes in turn and trying to figure out what could be the relation of morning wake up song with things to unfold during the day? 

No such dilemma for the girls. ⭐️

Lopu has sprinted out of her bed and is seen gyrating in front of and around Om Baba ji who is seen executing extremely dignified, shistaachaari- sadaachaari dance moves infront of Lopu.




Akanksha with her patented dumb expressions and Lokesh, resembling a king sized Guab-Jamun,  are both gyrating to the beats of Bhaai number and little distance away is Nitibha who is kind of sleep walking rather than dancing. 

Nitibha has blood red lipstick on her lips and especially because of this khooni lipstick, appears weird white. Tough to make out Nitibha splashed half a dabba of Ponds talcum powder on her face or whether Dracula or a Pishaach like Manveer sucked blood out of her at night time.

Bani is a very tough girl and has made a mark as well as no-nonsense reputation in some show called Roadies. She doesn't disappoint her fans and displays her clear, firm decision by executing  two brisk twitches on her determined, manly face and stubbornly refuses to dance to Bigg Boss's tune...literally so. 👏


In afternoon we see Omu & Lopu ( Om Ji & Lopamudra silly), in garden area. Lopu has expressions of scorn on her pretty face and she is seen mocking Omu about his so called Tantrik siddhis and powers. 

Lopu mockingly says,"Agar aap ke Tantra mein itna power hai toh aap toh Osama Bin Laden ko maar sakte thhe, ...Gaddafi ko maar sakte thhe? ------Aap apni super powers se humanity ko help kyun nahin karte"

Omu unleashes a most cute, charming smile and asks back," Toh aap ko kya lagta hai Lopamudra Ji? ...Aur kisne maara Osama ko?---- Gaddafi ko?...kis ne bhagaaya india se Dawood Ibrahim ko?"...A stunned Lopu has looks of sheer disbelief that quickly transform into looks of adoration,  love and respect just as she blushes and feebly says," Ohh...Ommmuu..." 


Cam shows a long distance shot of swimming pool area where Rohan & Navin are seen holding a jhaaroo each. Doubts, they might be promoting AAM Aadmi Party get dismissed as they are seen holding their brooms like guitars and hopping madly towards each other by turn. 

More than two males fighting, it looks more a case of a pair of male peacocks in their mating season, wooing their female counterparts on National Geographic channel! 👍🏼

Cam shifts to another part of garden area that shows Karan periodically hissing aloud sixteen...seventeen...eighteen...

Karan's eyes seem to be popping out of their sockets at each count and he is furiously chewing his nails all the time. Karan is surrounded by Rahul, Gaurav and Bani. When he says twenty six, curiosity gets the better of Rahul Dev, who finally breaks his Maun-Vrat and wonders aloud, what Karan's counting was for? 😲


Karan points to Manu Punjabi and Monalisa, who are engrossed in a conversation some 30 meters away.

Karan and gang can't hear the conversation but are eye-witnesses to lecherous looks of Manu and forced coy smiles of Mona all the time.

Cam zooms to a close up shot of Manu-Mona and just as Manu extends his right palm to squeeze left thigh of Mona, cam comes back to show wide eyed face of Karan who violently hisses,"TWENTY SEVEN...ye 27th time hai jab Manu ne Mona ka haath ya legs dabaaye hain yaar--- 27th time-----Mona ko samajh nahin aata kya---- dumb hai kya ye?" 😡

Gaurav emphatically approves of Karan's astute voyeur observations with vigorous shakes of his head but also comes up with a, "See what Manu is doing is not right but we can leave it at that as they both are grossly overgrown, overweight adults after all."😕

Had Gaurav not been an actor, he would have done very well in advertising world. One can easily visualize him making ads like those of various Mutual Funds that promise wealth, Moon, Mars & Jupiter but always end up with a "Mutual Funds are subject to market risks and if you end up losing all your savings, Baniyaans and chaddis, blame yourself only...not us" ⭐️

Karan hurts himself trying to chew a dangerously short index finger nail & in agony sighs,"Aaahhh...Thirtyyy two...sheee-------Oh God----Manu kissed her-----he kissed her dammit------Hawww!". 😭



Cam shows Bani's face for her reaction. 

Bani doesn't let her fans down and as always, comes up with decisive brisk twists and furious twitches of her face. Way to go girl. She is a very strong and determined individual for sure. 👏


Night time shot and silvery, ghost like figures are seen sleeping  in their beds. Om Swami Ji who had declared he only sleeps two hours in 24 hours, is deep asleep and resembling a cute, Lhasa Apso puppy.❤️

But not everyone is sleeping. 

Kitchen area shot shows Manu pleading with Mona to spit a little in his glass of milk. 🤢

Mona asks him how many cars Manu said he had? 

Manu says a BMW and two more automatics and extends his glass of milk towards her.  Expressions of helplessness descend on Mona's face and she says spitting won't look good on cam but she can take few sips if he wants.😕

Manu lecherously throws a glance in her direction and requests her to take 5-6 sips, on all sides of the glass containing milk. Mona is seen rotating the glass as she takes quick sips on all sides and asks which are the other two automatic cars that he has? 😳

Manu promises he will show her once they both are out of this house, takes the glass from Mona's hands and starts looking for lipstick marks on it to plant his lips exactly at the spots.

Jhelte Rahiye Ye Manhoos Programme...Bigg Baas 🤢🤢🤢

My fun posts of Season-10:

 

1. Fun Post-UN-DEKHA ACTION--Snippets of October 18th Episode (Not Shown)

 

2. Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE)

 

3. REVEALED! Annual remuneration of Kamya Punjabi! (Fun Take) :)

 

4. Fun Post-- Azab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani! :)

5. One genuine question related to Monalisa... (Fun Post) :)

 

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Posted: 7 years ago
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I'm sure that lecherous guy will not show him any car as he has none. But he definitely will show her something else. Hopefully not in this house 🤢
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Omu unleashes a most cute, charming smile and asks back," Toh aap ko kya lagta hai Lopamudra Ji? ...Aur kisne maara Osama ko?---- Gaddafi ko?...kis ne bhagaaya india se Dawood Ibrahim ko?" 🤣🤣🤣
Baba deserves Nobel price for peace.

Hilarious post Cruiser ji👍🏼


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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: fast trak

I'm sure that lecherous guy will not show him any car as he has none. But he definitely will show her something else. Hopefully not in this house 🤢

😲
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Wow cruiser ji it is a written masterpiece, I must say it's your best work till date 👏

Om swamiji should be made a superhero now I think 👏
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Cruiser ji ur back with an awesome post. I laughed at every paragraph 😆😆 especially nithiba ka aur this one


just as their dacoit gang member like faces peak out of blankets. 😈

😆😆😆
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Posted: 7 years ago
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I think u shud write a post on naveen and his dancing skills. His gifs are hilarious ji🤣
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Excellent Cruiser.
Just brilliant.👏
This is ur best work of this season so far.
Every single para is hilarious and can't point out which portions made me laugh more.

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Posted: 7 years ago
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It's amazing I always wait for ur posts
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: -sunflower-

Omu unleashes a most cute, charming smile and asks back," Toh aap ko kya lagta hai Lopamudra Ji? ...Aur kisne maara Osama ko?---- Gaddafi ko?...kis ne bhagaaya india se Dawood Ibrahim ko?" 🤣🤣🤣

Baba deserves Nobel price for peace.

Hilarious post Cruiser ji👍🏼



Glad it made you laugh Sunflower Ji...keep smiling...😊😛