Why Kamya called Kishwar a Jaahil.... (Fun Take) :)

EMERGENCY ROOM BIGG BOSS HOUSE:

A tense looking Bigg Boss is huddled together with a very nervous CEO of COLORS TV, Mr. Raj Nayak, a very confused Jessu George of Viacom 18 Network and there is a deafening silence amongst the puzzled trio.

A cocky Salman enters the room.

SALMAN: Swaagat naheen karoge humaara?---Problem kya hai? 😉

All three look at each other, Bigg Boss wipes sweat on his forehead.

BIGG BOSS: Samasya gambhir hai Salman. ----------Aur samasya ka naam hai Kamya Punjabi! 😕

SALMAN: Kamya? Problem? --------Mazaak karne ke liye koi aur idea nahin mila tum logon ko? 😡

RAJ NAYAK: Bigg Boss is right Salman. Kamya Punjabi is blackmailing us. She is saying pay her 20 lakh rupees immediately!😲

SALMAN KHAN: 20 lakh rupaye?--------Paagal ho gayi hai kya? -----Kis baat ke 20 lakh?

BIGG BOSS (Long pause, sad voice): Salman Kamya keh rahi hain ki 20 lakh rupaye do, naheen toh Press conference mein bata dengi----

SALMAN KHAN: Kya bata degi wo? -------Hunhh?

BIGG BOSS: Kamya keh rahi hain ki paise do nahin toh bata dengi ki humne unko bola thha Kishwar ko kehne ke liye ki wo show mein Jaahil-ganwaar lag rahi hain, ------Prince bewkoof side kick lag raha hai wagairah wagairah! 😲

SALMAN KHAN: Hunhh! -----Itni si baat?---Kitne paise diye tumne us ko ye sab bolne ke liye? --------I mean Kishwar, Prince, Suyyash ko jhaad maarne ke liye?

RAJ NAYAK: Salman we paid her 5000 rupees this time. ---Last time to give a jhaad to Lambu Tanna Karishma we had paid her 4200 Rupees----you remember Kamya's -------"Call me a bitch---call me a bitch-------YES, I AM A BITCH" nautanki?-------- We paid her 4200 rupees for that last season!

**((((for nostalgia, check out
Fun Take: What its like to be Tanna Ka Banna! :) )

SALMAN KHAN (Angry, eyes Rajnikath Red shade): 5000 se 20 lakh ki chaahat?----Bulao us laalchi aurat ko-----fauran bulao! 😡

One HOUR LATER:

A visibly nervous Kamya Punjabi enters the room

SALMAN KHAN: Ohho-------Aayiye Madam aayiye!----- Indira Gandhi Gareebi Hatao-Gareebi Hatao bol bol ke mar gayi, Gareebi nahin hati---aur tum ek jhatke mein? ----5000 se seedhe 20 lakh?---Laalchi aurat!!! 😡

KAMYA PUNJABI: Salman log mujhe paagal bol rahe hain! 😲---Pichhle saal mujhse bulwaaya Karishma smile if some one calls you a bitch----is baar bulwa rahe ho Kishwar stop being a bitch and behave yourself. ------Agar mujhe wo sab bolna hai jo aap sab bulwaana chaahte ho toh mujhe paise bhi thheek thhak milne chaahiye naa? 😭

BIGG BOSS:  Kamya Ji, Bigg Boss aapse kehna chaahte hain ki----

SALMAN KHAN: Abey chupp! 😡---Theek kehti hai Rimi. -------Bina matlab bhaunkta rehta hai tu!---------(Pause) Kamya tum chaahti ho hum har saal tumhein is show pe bulaayein?----Ghar ke khaas sadasyon ko jhaad padwaane ke liye?---

KAMYA: Ji Salman Ji-----magar---magar wo---😲

SALMAN: Agar-Magar band kar Punjabi!---Har saal andey khaayegi ya is murgi ka peyt ek baar mein phaad degi tu?

KAMYA (Confused): Salman obviously har saal---😲

SALMAN: Toh theek hai---Bigg Boss 2500 aur de do Kamya ko, total 7500!!

KAMYA: Salman please---- Meri kayi zarooratein hain philhaal---please 25000 dilwa deejiye---please---😭

SALMAN: 10000---😡

KAMYA: Please Salman I beg you---20000

SALMAN: 12000---😡

KAMYA: Main ro doongi----bwaaahhh--bwwwaaahhh 😭----15000 please, I beg you Salman! 😭😭

SALMAN: 14000----(Long pause and breaks into his Hyena Laugh---Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-hahahahahahahaha-hein-hein-hein-hein 🤣------Abe do isko 15000! Done!🤣

KAMYA (Wipes her sweat and nervously stammers): Thank you Salman!----Agar aur kisi ko jhaad maarni hai toh please call me again this season. Just 5000 more mein maar doongi. Thanks a lot!😳😭

Kamya leaves the room!

Once Kamya has left, Salman looks at Bigg Boss, Nayak and Jessu! Puffs out his chest, tilts his head-rolling his eyes:

SALMAN KHAN: Ho gayi problem solve? --Hmm 20 Laakh mein se 15000 gaye---- 19.85 Lacs---------------------Chalo 4.85 laakh ka special discount bhi diya tum logon ko----------------15 laakh donate karo-----------Being Human ke liye-----------saale Inhuman log! 😈

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Dear Salman, I love you...but can you take it a bit easy Sir?

 

 

Edited by -Cruiser- - 8 years ago

Kamya bechaari lakhon ki maari...thousands mein pat gayi...🤣

If Kamya really wanted to say something to Kishwer, she could have said politely also. . 😔



Edited by purethought - 8 years ago

Cruiser loved it.

OMG ,this is so funny..

I haven't heard Kamya speak but of what I can gather she has been as jaahil if not more than Kishwer, in putting her views across..  in the later's case, atleast she was in a situation in the house where she might have felt frustrated enough to say something like that.. not a wise thing to do infront of camera, specially knowing that others run scott free doing the same and worse (abusing) off camera.. But Kamya? What was her reason to get so loud and rude? She could have said the same thing in a different tone and language.. guess not.. Cruiser explained why!😆

It makes sense paying money to kamya but I also think kamya Gautam etc must be watching the show and will have freedom to express their own likes. 

Originally posted by: -allizwell-

Kamya bechaari lakhon ki maari...thousands mein pat gayi...🤣

Yeh hain chalakiyan 😆😆

Kaise sochthe Ho yaar cruiser😆...

Kamya ka band bhajo...khoob majha aayo...🤣

Only good thing about Bigg Boss is good friends like you get compelled to come out and say Hi again! 😊
😛
 

Hahaha Too good. Loved it.

It's actually pathetic the way BB brings ex-contestants to do their dirty work for them and more pathetic tht they do it.