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Chapter 4:
Today Aakash and Ananya Had their flight...Aakash was waiting in the pilot's lounge for Ananya... he was talking to captain Rathore...
Aa: yaar! Ye madam time par kyu nahi aati hai?
R: aajaayegi na Aakash...vaise apni dulhan ko dekhne ke liye bade utaavle hai aap Saluja sahab!
Aa: arrey yaar captain aap bhi mat shuru hojaiyye...Aarti ne chidha chidhakar paka diya hai...Aur ye Ananya ye toh pakka pichle janam mein bandariya hogi ...uh...
An: Aur aap bandaro ke raaja!
Aakash stood up to face an angry Ananya standing nearby...
An: oh please! Main aapse toh achchi hi hu...pata nahi kis janam ke kis paap ki saza milrahi hai...aapse shaadi karke...
Aa: ohoo! Achcha! Saza Aur tumhe! Huh! Bali ka bakra toh main hu Aur halaal bhi main hi hone waala hu...
An: whatever!
They went towards the aircraft after an announcement for them was made...the flight took off in a while but
They kept fighting throughout the flight and even on the way to the hotel...
They reached the hotel after a short drive...
Since the rooms were being cleaned Aakash, Ananya & Mahima were waiting at the reception...
M: wow yaar Ananya! What a ring yaar!
An: what wow! Isse achchi ring toh meri building ke chapraasi ki wife pehenti hogi...
Aa: ha Aur ye tumhari waali toh peon bhi nahi pehnta hoga...huh! Badi aayi!
An: shut up! Just shut up!...tumhe toh main...
Aa: kya? Bharta banake khaogi? Ok...tumhare saath rehne se toh yehi behtar hai...
M: offo! Kitna ladoge yaar! Enough! Dono ekdum chup!
Both turned their faces away...
Aa: excuse me! Are the rooms ready?
R: yes sir...there u go Mr Aakash Saluja and Mrs Ananya Saluja .. your honeymoon suite...
Aa: what? Honeymoon suite? Mr and Mrs Saluja ?...listen...it's only me...and...
R:sorry sir..but this is the booking we have...
Aa: ( to himself) oh god! Mr.Sen...ye phir bhool gaye ki hamari shaadi honewaali hai hui nahi hai ...Ufff iske saath ek raat! Chiii! Main chimpanzee ke saath bhi ek raat kaatlu par ye!
Aa: (to Ananya )chalo. ...
An: what chalo? Main nahi rahungi tumhare saath! Matlab aise...
Aa: meri ma...chalo na please...varna mere papa mujhe kaat khajayeng. Tumhe akela chodne ke liye...please...
After a lot of persuasion Ananya agreed and they left for the suite...they entered in and switched on the light and had a look around...
The suite was beautifully decorated wit. Heart-shaped balloons, candles and rose petals sprinkled on the bed...
Both. Were embarrassed with the decor...both stood with their heads lowered after keeping the luggage properly beside the couch...
Ananya settled herself on the bed after a refreshing bath...
Aa: mujhe toh bohot bhook lagi hai...kya khaogi tum?
An: ummm...just salad for me...
Aa: haiii? Tum paagal ho ye toh pata tha par itni zyaada? Salad? Gaay-bhais ho kya?
An: iss dunia mein ek bohot zaruri cheez hoti hai...jise pyaar se diet kehte hai...ok?( disgusted)
Aa: huh!...( dials the no.) Hullo! I need 1 butter chicken, 2 no 3 butter garlic naans, 1daal makhani and a glass of lassi...it better be thick and ya...one vegetable salad...nahi nahi chupakar koi bhais nahi laaye hai...jaldi bhejna...badi bhook lagi hai...
Ananya looked at Aakash open mouthed...
Aa: kya? Mooh mein makhkhi chali jaayegi...band karlo...
An: aapka pet hai ki kua! Itna saara akele khayenge?
Aa: I knew it! I so knew it! Tumhari mere khaane par nazar hai...tumhe ek molecule bhi nahi milega mere khaane ka...
An: chahiye bhi...aapke khaane par nazar daale meri jooti! Huh!
After dinner...
Ananya was preparing to sleep...she took the blanket and extra pillows from the bed and settled herself in the couch...
Aa: Oye hullo! Madam! Kambal toh do...bina Kambal ke main kaise sounga...
An: kyu? Aap toh he-man hai na...u can manage...
Aa: dekho...natak band karo Aur dedo...iss samay koi housekeeping waala bhi nahi ayega dusra kambal dene...
Ananya closed her eyes pretending to sleep but actually was trying her best to suppress her laughter...
Aakash made a face and lay down on the bed...
2:00 am:
Aakash was tossing and turning...he got up and sat up...he saw Ananya sleeping peacefully...
Aa: iski toh main...meri neend haraam karke so rahi hai...
Saying this he made a paper plane from a paper kept on the table and threw it on her...
Ananya stirred in her sleep but continued to sleep...
Aakash was even angry and said...
Aa: abhi batata hu...
Saying this he took out his deo spray and sprayed it hard near her ear to startle her with the sound...( very near her ear but in a pose such that it wouldn't enter her ear)
Ananya woke up with a start and screamed...
An: ye kya kiya u idiot!!!!!! Mujhe isse...( sneezes) allergy ( sneeze) hai...gadhe kahi ke ( sneeze sneeze)...
Aa: ( panicking) I..I'm so sorry...Vo...
An: tum dunia ke...( sneeze) no.1...( sneeze) ullu, gadhe, popat...( sneeze) ho...
Aakash doesn't reply and instead slaps her back...
An: have u lost it? Tum paagal ho kya? Mujhe kyu maara...
Aa: arrey ye ma ka nuskha tha cheekh band karne ke liye...
An: toh...Ananya stopped realizing she had stopped sneezing...
She too whacked him..hard...
Aa: ouchhh! Ye kya tha?
An: ye mera nuskha tha...
Aa: you! Idiot main nahi tum ho!
An: tum
Aa: tum
And this Tu-Tu main-main continued throughout the night...
TBC😳
Edited by akyabiggestfan - 8 years ago
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