Originally posted by: bm11
How to become the luckiest woman on Earth... by Astha Kirloskar
1) Be bubbly whatever it means... ❓hopefully not like washing soap
2) Meet an angry young man😡. Rich as hell. You will know him immediately by constipated look and two golden rings he has.
3) Let him threaten you. It will make him look sexy and strong. Besides... he wears only black like Batman. Cool na?
4) Let him save your life from rape. Later you will know he initiated it, of course, but he is an angry young man and he wants look sexy. Let him.❤️
5) Enjoy his courtship. Have you ever tasted ice cream? NO? Of course not! Only the richest can buy it together with balloons and foot rings. He is most generous. Tycoons are such. Any woman will fall in love after such amazing prelude👍🏼
6) Marry him and let your dreams come true. He even would change his clothes for such occasion. Have you seen Batman in white? Be first
7) Let him surprise you at Suhaagraat ... He can🤢 Feel women empowerment😳
8) Become the wife of Shlok Agnihotri and feel yourself the luckiest woman on earth until truck hits you. Try to fix his cuckoo family and his past sexual frustrations with females that ran away from him with astronomic speed. Women always run away only from best men, don't they?
9) And all other points... See point 8
FAQ
1) Man you live with kicks your ass and pushes you to the pond. How to react?
2) Man you live with drinks himself to unconsciousness and you are to drag him on your back.
1) Man you live with thinks himself a business tycoon but wears only faded collarless shirts pretending not knowing ties exist. What to think?
2) Man you live with works for "Educational Trust" whose occupation is unknown to anyone. How to react?
3) Man you live with jogs so aggressively as if he runs for golden Olympics. How to react?
4) Man you live with constantly pulls his shirt down in the strangest ways. Why?
5) Man you live with writes and keeps diaries describing his ex and fills them with flowers. Aww... How to react?
6) Man you live with makes you to remove his shoes and smell his socks. Your actions?
7) Man you live with is relentless in repeating you have tiny brain, you have no face, no figure, no height. Your actions?
When you are the luckiest woman on Earth you not only get to marry Prince Charming you are also empowered... and all lived happily empowered ever after👏 😳⭐️
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