b) lesser social staure
note: your gold stock and bank balance may be stagnant as a result.
c) less brain activity
d) Inexperienced
e) Preferably a Virgin
2. Make up a reason to revenge on her
a) The bizarre the better
b) Don't pay heed to her denials
c) Insults to your family members are most preferred
3. Come with a flawed/ crazy brilliant plan
a) Get a goon that will attempt to rape her. Chicks dig it.
b) Slap her but don't forget to tell her that its coz you love her.
c) Never miss a chance to tell her how amazingly lucky she is to have you
d) keep telling her you hate... i mean love her.
4. Reveal your intentions or may be not:
a) Ideally during Suhaag Raat
b) Don't forget to add insults and threats
c) Harm to family members are most effective
d) Deprive her of any pleasures
Note: Stick to the rules. No sex just sit and talk. She expects nothing more.
5. Don't show her you're rich
a) Drive a car thats below your standards
Exp. CRV, Mahindra
b) Dress in weird clothes paired with funny shoes
c) Don't spend on her. No fancy restaurants, no expensive gifts, no luxury getaways
FAQ
The Following scenarios will be explained in the next chapter:
a) If the woman you live with loses her memory. What are your actions?
b) If you find out she's married another man and has kids. How to react?
c) If she thinks she's a man. What does it say about you? Should you pretend to be the woman?
d) If she's contacted by Aliens. Who should you call first?
e) If she's hit by a truck. Who will take care of you?
f) If both of you are hit by a truck. A High probability you're f****d.
g) All of the above or any other case. Highly unlikely. But result same as f)
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