Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon... Ek Baar Phir


Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon... Ek Baar Phir
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon... Ek Baar Phir

The right way to show you love someone By Dr. S. Agnihotri

Anunilmini IF-Dazzler

Joined: 18 November 2013
Posts: 3323

Posted: 12 May 2015 at 3:06pm | IP Logged
1. Find a girl

 a) Poorer

b) lesser social staure 

note: your gold stock and bank balance may be stagnant as a result. 

c) less brain activity 

d) Inexperienced 

e) Preferably a Virgin

2. Make up a reason to revenge on her

a) The bizarre  the better

b) Don't pay heed to her denials

c) Insults to your family members are most preferred

3. Come with a flawed/ crazy  brilliant plan 

a) Get a goon that will attempt to rape her. Chicks dig it.

b) Slap her but don't forget to tell her that its coz you love her. 

c) Never miss a chance to tell her how amazingly lucky she is to have you

d) keep telling her you hate... i mean love her.

4. Reveal your intentions or may be not:

a) Ideally during Suhaag Raat

b) Don't forget to add insults and threats 

c) Harm to family members are most effective 

d) Deprive her of any pleasures 

Note: Stick to the rules. No sex just sit and talk. She expects nothing more.

5. Don't show her you're rich

a) Drive a car thats below your standards

  Exp. CRV, Mahindra 

b) Dress in weird clothes paired with funny shoes

c) Don't spend on her. No fancy restaurants, no expensive gifts, no luxury getaways 


The Following scenarios will be explained in the next chapter:

a) If the woman you live with loses her memory. What are your actions?

b) If you find out she's married another man and has kids. How to react?

c) If she thinks she's a man. What does it say about you? Should you pretend to be the woman?

d) If she's contacted by Aliens. Who should you call first?

e) If she's hit by a truck. Who will take care of you?

f) If both of you are hit by a truck. A High probability you're f****d. 

g) All of the above or any other case. Highly unlikely. But result same as f)

Edited by Anunilmini - 12 May 2015 at 3:15pm

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bm11 IF-Dazzler

Joined: 10 November 2013
Posts: 3748

Posted: 12 May 2015 at 3:07pm | IP Logged

How to become the luckiest woman on Earth... by Astha Kirloskar

1)      Be bubbly whatever it means... Questionhopefully not like washing soap

2)      Meet an angry young manAngry. Rich as hell. You will know him immediately by constipated look and two golden rings he has.Day Dreaming

3)      Let him threaten you. It will make him look sexy and strong. Besides... he wears only black like Batman. Cool na?Day Dreaming

4)      Let him save your life from rape. Later you will know he initiated it, of course, but he is an angry young man and he wants look sexy. Let him.Heart

5)      Enjoy his courtship. Have you ever tasted ice cream? NO? Of course not! Only the richest can buy it together with balloons and foot rings. He is most generous. Tycoons are such. Any woman will fall in love after such amazing preludeThumbs Up 

6)      Marry him and let your dreams come true. He even would change his clothes for such occasion. Have you seen Batman in white? Be firstDay Dreaming

7)      Let him surprise you at Suhaagraat ... He canDead Feel women empowermentEmbarrassed

8)      Become the wife of Shlok Agnihotri and feel yourself the luckiest woman on earth until truck hits you. Try to fix his cuckoo family and his past sexual frustrations with females that ran away from him with astronomic speed. Women always run away only from best men, don't they?

9)      And all other points... See point 8


1)      Man you live with kicks your ass and pushes you to the pond. How to react?

2)      Man you live with drinks himself to unconsciousness and you are to drag him on your back. 

1)      Man you live with thinks himself a business tycoon but wears only faded collarless shirts pretending not knowing ties exist. What to think?

2)     Man you live with works for "Educational Trust" whose occupation is unknown to anyone. How to react?

3)      Man you live with jogs so aggressively as if he runs for golden Olympics. How to react?

4)     Man you live with constantly pulls his shirt down in the strangest ways. Why?

5)      Man you live with writes and keeps diaries describing his ex and fills them with flowers. Aww... How to react?

6)      Man you live with makes you to remove his shoes and smell his socks. Your actions?

7)      Man you live with is relentless in repeating you have tiny brain, you have no face, no figure, no height. Your actions?


When you are the luckiest woman on Earth you not only get to marry Prince Charming you are also empowered... and all lived happily empowered ever afterClap  EmbarrassedStar

Edited by bm11 - 12 May 2015 at 3:13pm

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potomac IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 02 July 2014
Posts: 10162

Posted: 12 May 2015 at 3:13pm | IP Logged
Rofl LOL

Edited by potomac - 12 May 2015 at 6:32pm

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Sathia007 IF-Dazzler

Joined: 08 February 2014
Posts: 4890

Posted: 12 May 2015 at 3:24pm | IP Logged
OMG - Both  posts  are so amusing  and so true !!!!!
 PREFECT DESCRIPTION OF  MCP  SHLOK AGNOHOTRI -  in built character/ agenda &  life history !!!!!

Edited by Sathia007 - 13 May 2015 at 2:54pm

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dsr11 IF-Rockerz

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Posts: 9859

Posted: 12 May 2015 at 5:37pm | IP Logged

the only oscar... err... parivar award this show ever got was dedicated to the cause of domestic violence. awww. if you think that this show is abt uplifting domestic violence victims, you are mistaken. its actually abt victims forgiving and taking care of people who resort to crime against women, be it rape or murder, gravity of the crime doesn't matter.

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SahriShrAvi IF-Sizzlerz

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Posts: 11395

Posted: 12 May 2015 at 7:43pm | IP Logged
Anu and Jane both are awesome ..loving your jugal bandiLOL... was literally waiting from you two to come with something again realistic and amusing ..and you didClap
loved it .SUPERB as always ..Thumbs Up
keep it up

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dv19 IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 12 May 2015 at 8:46pm | IP Logged
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mainkyanaamdoon IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 12 May 2015 at 8:54pm | IP Logged
Take a bow both of you . Awesome post anu and Jane

Edited by mainkyanaamdoon - 13 May 2015 at 7:28am

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