drabble: pillow talk
~3am on abhigya suhaag raat~
a: FUGGY
p: mm?
a: you KNOW stuff
p: what?
a: you're not what i thought you were
p: what's the supposed to mean?
a: i thought you were...i thought you didn't know stuff
p: you thought i was ignorant?! 😡
a: well you're so shy all the time and you have no experience so -
p: so i can't have KNOWLEDGE?! 😳
a: i...i never really thought about it...i mean i just assumed...
p: just stop talking. we both know that there are better uses for your mouth.
a:...you're going to be the really demanding type aren't you
p: the highest of high maintenance
a: and i'm stuck with you forever
p: regretting it?
a: never 😃
p: even though you didn't want me to KNOW stuff?
a: i never said that. i just said i didn't expect it. besides there's lots of stuff you don't know.
p: oh really!! and what's that?
a: arre save something for all the rest of our nights naa fuggy, if you know everything at once what will we have left to do?
p: practice.
a: oh. i hadn't...thought of that.
p: ok from now on i do the talking and thinking, and you do the -
a: haaye miss bossy -
p: mrs bossy
a: MRS bossy - don't think i'm going to listen to you telling me what to do
p: just trying to save you needless effort
a: well...you can do the thinking but i reserve the right to talk
p: even though there are better things you can do with your mouth?
a: is that your way of asking for -
p: yes, yes it is. come and sing love songs into my ear.
a: haaye the things you ask of me ☺️
THE END
PS DEE now i know why i thought the red bull prompt was familiar...i wrote a joke about energy drinks to end that fic...actually Tia basically gave me the joke 😆
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