6 "SIX LESSONS OF LIFE"
Lesson 1
"Lesson Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel
and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,...
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did
he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information Pertain to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be
in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique
oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish" "Me
first! Me first!" says the administration clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be
in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say
Lesson 3
"Lesson A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his
hand up her leg. The nun said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember
Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the
nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go
forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity
Lesson 4
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,"Can I also sit like you and do
nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the crow, and rested.
...A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up
Lesson 5
Power of Charisma
A turkey was chatting with a bull "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen
bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually
thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard
the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut !
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