Originally posted by: deefan
Mina, if you see this later:
Mujhe Hot Male Assistant Chahiye 😉
Mujhe Sheila Ki Jawani Chahiye (in whatever context Mina) 😆
Mujhe Chaar Bottle Vodka Chahiye 😃
dee, sorry, i couldn't resist the impulse to combine!! i did have some other ideas for the song ones but this just sort of took over 😉
all the things chahiyeplease do not requote this whole drabble - it clutters up the page, thank you. p: mujhe hot male assistant chahiye
a: hotmail assistant? you're still using hotmail? it's 2015 fuggy, get with google -
p: nahiiin!! hot
male ASSISTANT chahiye
a: ...what?! 😲
p: just give me one of your backup dancers
a: for what!
p: to ASSIST me
a: with
what!
p: none of your business.
a: well if i'm going to paying them, and they're one of my backup dancers -
p:
oh if you must know! i need a dance practice partner, aaliya made me
enter this competition thing and - will you stop laughing!
a: laughing? at the idea of you and dancing? oh, i would never! 🤣
p: stop. laughing.
now. 😡
a: ok ok sorry! uhh...tumhe assistant chahiye...hot male assistant...to practice dancing...well, i'm right here, you know?
p: you're going to assist me?
a: yes.
p: this sounds like a terrible idea.
a: well i'm not inflicting you on - err, burdening you with - anyone else, so it's me or nobody, got it?
p: *rolls eyes* fine...first rehearsal tomorrow!
~the next day~
p: mujhe 'sheila ki jawaani' chahiye
a: no way!
p: sheila ki jawaani chahiye mujhe! chahiye bas chahiye!
a: i am not letting you dance to that for this stupid competition, just not going to happen
p: you don't get to 'let' me anything
a: just pick a different song, i'm sure -
p: argh!! chaar bottle vodka chahiye mujhe!
a: ok that song isn't even choreographable -
p: i didn't mean the song! i need a quadruple dose of cough syrup just to put up with you!
a: well if you're gonna be like that i won't help!
p: good! don't help!
a: fine! BYE!
p: bye! and don't forget!!
mujhe hot male assistant chahiye!
a: 😵
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