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Originally posted by: -SHAHfan4ever-

BOY called his girlfriend on phone... Her dad picked the call... !!
Dad: Hello. Who is this?
Boy: "main amitabh bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir "
Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitement, gave phone to her)
Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening.
Option a: beach
Option b: park
Option c: coffee shop
Option d: mall"
Girl: "Option a"
Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam..!!
"Moral Where their is Will their is a Way If you fail to achieve your dreams, change your ways but not your principles.! Trees change their leaves but not their roots..!! "Think twice... Act wise." 😉

darun fatafati

Originally posted by: -SHAHfan4ever-

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu...
Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kaale ko...
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai...
Anchor: Aur kala?:
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai..!!
🤣 🤣

lol 😆

Fatafati sadi. Specially Kala ya shafed 🤣 Edited by AR_RK - 8 years ago

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/4192651

Originally posted by: -SHAHfan4ever-

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu...
Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kaale ko...
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai...
Anchor: Aur kala?:
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai..!!
🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: -SHAHfan4ever-

BOY called his girlfriend on phone... Her dad picked the call... !!
Dad: Hello. Who is this?
Boy: "main amitabh bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir "
Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitement, gave phone to her)
Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening.
Option a: beach
Option b: park
Option c: coffee shop
Option d: mall"
Girl: "Option a"
Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam..!!
"Moral Where their is Will their is a Way If you fail to achieve your dreams, change your ways but not your principles.! Trees change their leaves but not their roots..!! "Think twice... Act wise." 😉

Good morning.. Ei thread ta kbe sesh hbe? 😕

@Rifah eisob tokhn e hte pare jodi bf r voice Amitabh r moton hoy r gf r baap gadha hoy! 🤣

Originally posted by: ..BlackSwan..

Good morning.. Ei thread ta kbe sesh hbe? 😕

amra ekhane chat krle tbe hbe 

Originally posted by: ..BlackSwan..

@Rifah eisob tokhn e hte pare jodi bf r voice Amitabh r moton hoy r[B]gf r baap gadha hoy![/B 

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agree 🤣