Originally posted by -SHAHfan4ever-
TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu...
Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kaale ko...
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai...
Anchor: Aur kala?:
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai..!!
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