#AnuRaj Paradise#EDT#AnuRaj-||Open||#Thread-23 - Page 35

Originally posted by: poorva22

 Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga.
Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?? Ye Mera TAB Le Lo...
Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur Us Se Cockroach Maar Diya...
Santa Behosh...
Moral: Biwi Jo Maange... De Do!!

ye dekho my friend loves santaa bantaa mera mood theek karne k liye forward kar rah hai😆

i didnt uderstand😕

A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl: Hi, are you single???
Man: Yes, but who are you ???
Ans: Your wife... Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoungi...

Another call from unknown number...
Girl: Are you married ??
Man: Yes, but who are you ??
Girl: Your girlfriend,... you cheat!!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife Hi Hoon Kamine, Aaj Tu Bas Ghar Aaja.

look at this one

i love to listen  hamdard then khamoshiya ,then chaar kadam then bhawan then markerena and then my bro ka song birju 

Originally posted by: poorva22

A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl: Hi, are you single???
Man: Yes, but who are you ???
Ans: Your wife... Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoungi...

Another call from unknown number...
Girl: Are you married ??
Man: Yes, but who are you ??
Girl: Your girlfriend,... you cheat!!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife Hi Hoon Kamine, Aaj Tu Bas Ghar Aaja.

look at this one

 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: iqrak

i didnt uderstand😕

biwi ne cockroach maarne k liye paper maangaa aadmi ne news padhne k liye tab diya toh biwi ko cockroach maarnaa thha usne tab se maar diya and that is why she actually asked for paper!

Originally posted by: poorva22

biwi ne cockroach maarne k liye paper maangaa aadmi ne news padhne k liye tab diya toh biwi ko cockroach maarnaa thha usne tab se maar diya and that is why she actually asked for paper!

oh 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: iqrak

i love to listen  hamdard then khamoshiya ,then chaar kadam then bhawan then markerena and then my bro ka song birju 

i love jeena jeena and saibo baaki jeeya dhadak dhadak, maulamere maula and o re piya😳

what kinds of jokes are these!!!😆

ye padho...

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful' it was 'cute.'

She said, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was, "The drugs are wearing off!"

Originally posted by: poorva22

i love jeena jeena and saibo baaki jeeya dhadak dhadak, maulamere maula and o re piya😳

tumne mere cousin ka rap suna birju me