Originally posted by: deefan
- Mujhe Red Bull chahiye
dee...i know nothing about the possible
uses of red bull as a bedroom aid, which i sort of think you might've
been getting at...so here's this instead XDdrabble: red bull chahiye
p: suniye
a: mm fuggy let me sleep na. bad enough you're keeping the light on now you're waking me up to talk?
p: you said you loved me
a: uh huh *drowsy*
p: and you'd do anything for me
a: sure *falling back asleep*
p: *pokes his feet hard*
a: oww! what? huh??
p: go out and get me some red bull
a: whaaattt??
p: robin went home for the night so there's only you to do it.
a: you're crazy. *pulls a pillow back over his head to drown out fuggy's insanity*
p: *snatches pillow* please naa!! mujhe red bull chahiye! more than that, i need it. i have so many exams to mark and final grade submission is at 9 and -
a: *covers his face with his arms* well then maybe you should've managed your time better madam professor -
p: oh hello! whose fault is it that i couldn't mark this afternoon, or last night, or yesterday morning, or the night before, or -
a: your fault of course
p: excuse me? did you or did you not say to me
"come on baby, you don't need to mark now, i need you, you can't leave me aching"
a: what a pathetically sleazy thing to say, i'm sure i never said such a thing
p: how about
"your exams can wait but you know what will happen if we have to wait"
a: have you been hanging around some gross pick up artist? should i be concerned?
p: and let's not forget
"won't it be much nicer for your students if you mark in a relaxed mood? let me help you help them fuggy"
a: nope i definitely never said anything like that
p: *shoves his shoulder* it is your fault i'm having to all this work at the last minute, and your fault i can't stay awake without stimulants, so YOU are going to go and get my red bull now, BAS!
a: but fuggyyy
p: red bull chahiye mujhe! toh chaliye! uthiye! *drags him out of bed by the arm*
a: *yawns* *heads out to do biwi's bidding* *asks himself if it was really worth it to cajole her to bed so many times since the end result was this* *remembers what happened all the times he cajoled her into bed* *yes, it was definitely worth it* *but next semester, for the sake of his sleep and her sanity, he might have to find a reason to be travelling during her finals week* *because if he was at home...* *and she was at home...* *well...restraint was never going to be their strong suit 😉*
THE END
Edited by -mina- - 8 years ago
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