1.
Jaggs
So I went back to my first time I came on
the AT and to my surprise it was you. Yes you were the first one to talk to me.
You did Darshan to me. Full on Nepali heart you have
Jaggs-my female crush.
I ENVY YOU
That's all I can say about you. From having
sexy figure to a loving husband. You have it all. At times I do feel bad for
you when your boss gives you loads of work but then it's okay because he gives
you enough breaks as well.
We have so much in common from sharing the
same name to loving Monroe and Parle G.
I enjoy being around you as I can blurt out
anything in my heart and you don't mind it at all. Yeh you're sweet.
I love your pheels wale lines and one liner.
Your live tweeting is a life savior as I am not allowed to watch MTV.*See Kaise
yeh yaariyan ppl I take so much pain to watch and when you give me bad
episodes..*
Oh sorry...Back to you...
I love your husband. I just love him and I
will never forgive you for sending me your husbands pic with you tagged along.
How mean are you??
Err...Can we just talk about your husband
and his sweet nature?
I mean like he cooks for you, he plays
music, he loves you and he watches KYY with you and to top it all he takes you
to have ice cream just because your mood is off as the episode was bad. How
cute is he??I LOVE HIM BAS...And please tell that to him.
I love you being a DQ coz even I am one.
You are a mean umm...err yeah sweet lady. And you are a lawyer. Full on tashan
you have...All in all you are a LADY
Just ending my rant to you.
I looou your husband and yeah you too...So
are happy...
Now don't start off with your jhoote khushi ke
aasoo...Kay...For the DQ you are
...
2.
Genie
Genu...My investment banker...Woman youu have brains...A lot
of brains
I love how you are so optimistic. So optimistic, sometimes I
wonder how you're not a Sagittarian. Like your optimistic pheels are
overflowing...Like my Pani Pheels
What is there to not like about you? You are the only person
in MaNan AT who is sweet apart from Vaishu. You stay in London, you have
visited Greece. You have beautiful eyes. Your eyes man...
And you earn so much...Now don't lie ...I know investment bankers
earn a lot...I have watched Student of the Year...Remember Sid be my lou...How
he comes at the end with Alia in a biiig car...And he was an Investment banker
okay...SO YOU EARN A LOT BAS
I don't remember how we interacted first but I remember me
being a DQ as always posting that you were ignoring me and you posted an individual
hug for me. Something which you don't do so often nowadays. I know joo don't
love me anymore...But its kay...Coz you be aladian ka chirag for me...You give
me HOPES...Now you understand how much important youare for me...
You give Pani to me sinking HOPES about the epi...If I don't
like the epi, I start loving it by the end of the night because I read your log
long essay. Trust me I love them. I can never ever write like you.
I always have one complaint from you though that you did not
take me in your harem.
But you are too cute. And I always thought that you are married.
Don't know you always gave me that vibes. Now don't ask me why?
Genie Maa
I love joo...Dil se...Humesha
...
3.
Shelly
You understand me like nobody does. And
shit dude we share the same name ...My parents should have kept me name
something else...SO common
However I love this new username you have
on IF...Lilith...If you have kept the name after the mythhological Hebrew
figure then a big hugs to you...I love it
Okay back to you...You keep my Man Shad
pheels alive...I love them and was the happiest when Abishek came back...I had so
hated it when his track was ended pathetically just because it had to...
Again bhatak gayi...Now completely to you
Sometimes I wonder how you are a Bengali.
Coz you are not the sweetest person I have ever met. Initially I was scared
talking to you. I had always loved like a maniac outside my exam hall reading
you're fabulous after episodes post but I was scared. Literally scared. But now
I realize joo be a kameeni like me only.
You are damn sexy and I love it that you
have a dog. And to top it all, your dog's name is PRONGS...
James and Sirius...Hayee...You give me so
many pheels all at once...
I know you must be mad at me for not
commenting on your work but then
Zindagi ne kiya haseen sitam...Nahi it was
not haseen
Bohut buri tarike se phasi hu...
Impatiently wait for my comment...I will
pakka unres the next time you update the FF...
Coz I love your writing and I love you also...You
may not believe me but yea I do...
...
4.
Geet
Geeet...My first reaction to
your name was Kareena Kapoor's name on Jab We MET
Then I came to know your name was
Geetakshi...I was like WOW...That's a really nice name...I even googled to find what your name meant but I
could not...SO please tell me hwhat your name means?
I am not a poem person. But you write that
pretty well. Not well it's amazing. Also I need to confess it intrigues me
because I don't understand the hidden meaning of your poems...And your a feminist
(I did not know; I just read it on the AT)
SO one day you will need to explain me
about this because I have heard so much on this topic that now I am confused
whether I should be one or not.
If that is you on your twitter DP then you
are cute too...In fact you look cute with that fringes on you.
I will never understand what things led to
another between you and Vaishu on the phone...All I can understand is PHONE
SAAAXXX...
Although we have not been able to talk so
much you seem to be a nice girl who likes Man Shad as well...So I like you
indirectly...
Please take this letter as a hint that I
want to talk to you more.
...
5.
Aditi
I am taking the most pain to wrtie your
letter because I know bad english makes you angry.I hope it is up to your name
flameofrose because I don't want to face your hatred.
Sruprisingly we first interacted on fb
about the Delhi gang rape video.And we both were staying away from the AT for
similar reason.We did not want to spoil the AT environmetn as the rapist had
irked us so much.Also we both were facing wrath of exams.
ONe of the things I love about you is the
way you italicise all your post.OKy I know it's not something to love but well
I do so stop laughing.
You don't know but I have stalked your fb
account pretty well.I love stalking you.No no..I have no bad intentions .
The specs look really good on you. And you
look too good in a sari. Like really good
I fan girl over your writing. You write so well.
Sometimes I wish if I could write even 1% like you...You are awesome when it
comes to writing.
I still don't understand your username
though, so someday please take your time out to explain me that.
Also we have a long impending conversation
about the ass rapist. Someday very soon okay coz now I need to concentrate back
on studying .Lucky me the boards got postponed. Otherwise imagine me going to
give exams on a wheel chair...Shoo...
I so want to talk to you more. You are one
girl I want to know more. Like your interests are somewhat similar to me.
Psychology...Sigh
WE NEED TO TALK
...
6. Nashi
Kameeni...I HATE YOU SO MUCH...
Just this morning you have pissed me so
much...I am not writing any love notes for you coz you were complainng and
ranting to me all night long how nobody wrote a hate note for you.SO openly I
write to you my hate note.
I HATE YOU...I HATE JOO SO MUCH...JUST GET
OUT OF MY SIGHT
You are a traitor. One moment you are
saying you love me on fb and then I come to twitter where I find you tweeting
Bushy I LOVE JOO...
Like seriously tera I love you is bohut
zyada saasta...Kisi ko bhi bol deti hai..
And you are one amazing person I have
met.Like you get your PaNi feels in anything...seriously anything...
You are making Dosas and when you come back
you are talking about PaNi to me. I so knew it that you would do that but.
I have even made one song for you.
Tu PaNi PaNi karti hai, tu PaNi pe kyun
marti hai
EK baat mujhe batla de tu usss rab se kyun
nai darti hai
I still did not understand your bharros
theory.
Your Hindi sucks. You should go and learn Hindi
warna tu mera naam dooba degi.
I hate you so much. You called me mean,
kameeni and what not.
You even accused me of blackmailing and
showed our conversation to Bushy.
I hate joo.Bas.
I have many doubts in my mind about you.
Like at 1 in the night you are thinking about me just before you go to sleep.
My ijjat is in grave danger.
Now be happy. I hate you.
And you see Nandini will come running and
hug him...You wanna bet on my hope??
P.S. Your anglais sucks like your Hindi
Punches you on your face.
...
7.
Rubs
My amazing VM maker with an amazing sense
of humor. I have so many reasons to love you.
Like the most important one being that you
supported me when the whole twitter was against me saying that PP's chaddis
were red. Only you stood by me saying it's orange.
And then you love Bengali sweets like me.
Also you were the one to christen me and
name me Loqi...*jis naam se I am famous*
You are my dude. But you are not at all sweet.
Like you keep on posting food pictures when I am hungry. How mean can you be?
I hate it when you call your Vms bad.I
seriously feels like banging your head on the wall coz that you can get some
brains and you realize how awesome you are.
Your Vms be like PaNi to me as you know I
am always facing drought coz of one reasons or another when it comes to MaNan.
I thought that you are a funny girl but indeed
you are so sweet and innocent. You are really strong. And I am proud to have
you as my friend. Trust me I am.
Your brain is something I wish to steal.
Like you can talk about anything at anytime's our mom was right about you...You
are chalta firta ABP news.
You will be cracking jokes but then you
will also be listening patiently to my DQ talks. How good are you??
I know you are tensed about your exams but
I know you have done pretty well. You will nail it.
And I love joo vary vary much.
Keep being my du-de.And stop changing your
name so mcuh.Let me count for names.
Neaty Somethaan..Neaty Pretty..Mrinathedreamer...Mrinialini..RubyDooby..Rubs..RU..Mrina
Afra...
Bas Kar..Rehem Kar de mujhepe..I am very
bad at remembering names..
How is mum by the way?
Edited by loquacious_me - 8 years ago
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