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Sandhya.A

@Sandhya.A

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Posted: 8 years ago

This content was originally posted by: munnirony
Rajat won't be free. even after jalal's death he will bhatkofy as a ghost nd say I love you in 1000 different languages. 😆

Correction Munni

It is i lubbb you.😆

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shreya roy

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Posted: 8 years ago

This content was originally posted by: Sandhya.A

Correction Munni

It is i lubbb you.😆

no no for jalal its love u, for jodha its lubbb u.😆

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jayaks02

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Posted: 8 years ago

This content was originally posted by: Sandhya.A

How can ja end so soon? They have to focus on how Jodha conquered the rest of India with her mirchi war tactics while Akbar was chained in some dungeon, how she bhaashaned Todar Mal on the importance of statistics and devised a new and effective taxation system and economic policies and as she was so nek dil pure soul she allowed Todar Mal and her puppy sa...err...sorry...
patisa the credits.

She has to teach Raag Deepak and Malhaar to Tansen. She has to draft the rough copy of Akbarnama and offer it to Abul Fazal for final touches. She has to teach poetry to Faizi and Rahim. Actually the doha collection was written by her. As she is so mahaan and as she loved Rahim with such pure motherly affection she titled the collection Rahim ke dohe on his 27th birthday.

Also she has to supervise the translation of various literary works and establish capitals at Delhi and Lahore along with Agra. She has to establish a peaceful and prosperous rule in Hindustan with her patisa as a rubber stamp.

Then understand istree ki peeda wrt Anarkali, do penance for her jallad puppy sa's jaddadism in chunwafying her. Sing 'so ja' lori in such a shrill tone and wake up all the devtas and then Hey Manmohan to cleanse Jalal of his paaps.

Then reform Salim's afeeming, give him Jahangir title (hereafter she herself will conduct dek with Akbar seated in the side seat and announce jashn and give titles). She will have to reform Nissa and yes as Shri said, maarg darshan her to adopt her Rajputana ways and finally ruqs nissa and the whole of Hindustan will sing her jai jaikaars. ( okay ...sometime in the middle akbar will die, but that is not important )

She will rule the kingdom wisely with daily bhajans bhaashans and her nek dil for many many years to come.

Thus will end the story of Jodha Akbar 7 years later.

Sandhya - ROFL - Too good man too good .⭐️👏👏

And I am just thinking Is there anything left ?

WEll you have left a few items.

Maharana Pratap will fall at her feet(notwithstanding the great enmity between the two parivars in real) and say that I will accept Mughal rule only because of you' You have almost converted Mughal rule into Rajputana rule and I am tempted to call you MEH with my whole heart.

South Indian Kings whom Akbar never invaded or was not much successful will also come and meet her at Agra and request that their kingdoms be Annexed to her rule( where Akbar is just the name) and devi ma will oblige.

Khurram will refuse to be brought up by RUKS and will run from RUKS Hojra one day to JO's Hojra and say dadi ma - WOh RUKayya dadi jaan badi bura hai. I want to be brought up by you only so that I can learn from you as to how to build a world famous architecture. Jo begum will periya manasu paanify and accept Khurram also into the household.

Three daughters of Akbar will cry and throw things left, right an center when Akbar starts groom search in matrimonial site like Bharat matrimony etc and say we do not want marriage - Hum sab Jodha ammi Jaan ke saath hi rahenge - And whenever you sing her bhashan , we will do vaipatu along with you . Akbar will drop the idea of getting his daughters married and they will join the holy job of Jodha Ashtothram Stutu.

For now, I can think of these. Anyone else, Please add to the list. 😆

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jayaks02

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Posted: 8 years ago

This content was originally posted by: munnirony
Rajat won't be free. even after jalal's death he will bhatkofy as a ghost nd say I love you in 1000 different languages. 😆

He will learn latin, greek, mandarin, chinese and Japanese also - As he will meet these dead royalty in heaven, his first Question will be how do you say I love you ?

They will all be like WT* !@#$%^ !!!!! 😆

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jayaks02

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Posted: 8 years ago

Caught up with Life in a metro Irfan - Konkana scenes, again as I was in a mood to see something nice - What a nice love story ? TOday's age but with lot of emotion - They both were outstanding - They should do a full length love story.

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ngayou

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Posted: 8 years ago

Jodha ashtotra stuti 🤣, Sri, too good😆

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amina1

@amina1

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Posted: 8 years ago

Not to forget pyar me bilkul pagal pati,who does unthinkable like runing away with her cloths,pretend like dead goes about like majnu in the name of lob and sing ishwar wala song now esi patni naseeb wale ko milti hai wese i have seen one buddhuram in my lifetime too who does whatever his patnisa wants maybe dusra akbar😆 hai shayad

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amina1

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Posted: 8 years ago

Poor jalal jodha ke hote why he needs jadoo tona pyar me hinitni shakti hai,now im not joking aboout this😳😉Edited by amina1 - 8 years ago

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Sabdabhala

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Posted: 8 years ago

HILARIOUS VIDHYA AND SANDHYA 😆

A VERY COMPREHENSIVE ANALYSIS OF JALAL'S FUTURE AND THAT OF THE SULTANATE, I MUST SAY

AND AMINA JODHA KE PYAR KI SHAKTI KE KYA KEHNE 😉

SEXY RUTHLESS EMPEROR SE MAJNU PUPPY BANA DALA USNE JALAL KO 😆

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jayaks02

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Posted: 8 years ago

Good Morning every1 - Have a good week ahead - This thread is taking most time to fill in. Everyone has lost interest, it looks like 😃

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