Mina and Bhai Have A Talk
A: Mina
M: ji bhaijaan
A: haai don't think you can butter me up. I heard you'd been disparaging my alcohol.
M: bhai i'm sorry I didn't know
A: mina who knows more about alcohol between us
M: you do bhai
A: and who between us makes foolish assumptions
M: I do bhai
A: what have you learned mina
M: my bhai drinks like a classic stereotypical man's man
A: that's right. Because mina what is your bhai?
M: a classic ste-
A: no mina! I am a rockstar!
M: oh right I knew that
A: and as a rockstar...
M: you drink...hard
A: when the occasion calls for it only
M: kabhi glenlivet kabhi apple juice
A: exactly
M: i'm sorry bhaiii
A: will you ever make this mistake again?
M: not ever bhai. I respect you and your choice of prime alcohol.
A: good. And err...don't tell your bhabhi ok. she doesn't need to know about the imported scotch.
M: *grins* suuure bhai I won't tell
A: mina. You owe me. For being wrong and rambling nonsense.
M: *sigh* ok bhai I won't tell
A: good
M: but bhai
A: yes mina
M: glenlivet is great and all but please don't drink to get drunk it alarms all of us and -
A: arre mina you do not know your bhai at all do you! Bhabhi ka chamcha, you've eyes for her only na! Don't worry mina, that was natak only. I value my liver too much to drown it in glenlivet or any other fermented grain.
M: ohhh...ok. that's a relief bhai.
A: stop misunderestimating me mina!
M: that's not a word bhai, there's no 'mis'
A: jo bhi ho. Ok now I have to go find your bhabhi for some...well I don't need to tell you. and you stay out of trouble! Don't make assumptions!
M: lesson learned bhai
A: do 24 squats holding your ears and all will be forgiven
M: bhaaai why
A: the sooner you start the sooner you'll finish
M: *sigh* *grabs ears* *bends from the knees*
A: *claps and cheers her on...but leaves when she's not looking while doing the fifth squat* XD
THE END
Edited by -mina- - 8 years ago
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