1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethalinjection?
2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?
3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?
4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?
5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?
9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?
10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives arace car not called a racist?
11. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
12. If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
13. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?
14. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
15. Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?
16. How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
17. Why do kamikazes wear helmets?
18. Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?
19. How long is a piece of string?
20. What's the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?
21. Are shart* and skid marks** caused by the same thing?
22. At a movie theatre You are asked, " Hey, what are you doing here?"
23. Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
24. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
25. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
26. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
27. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
28. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
29. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
30. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
31. Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
32. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
33. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
34. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
35. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
36, Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemonsWhy is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
37. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
38. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
39. In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
40. Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?
41. If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
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