Me back again to torture you all with my crapy OS π
This one is Dedicated to Tinu and Subham as they wanted me to write something on this π
So blame them π
Right in the beginning I am saying #NO_OFFENCE to any one as its just Fun Post π
Here you go π
Happy Reading π€
Aur Paani Garam Ho Gaya sath mein Aur Spoons Gayab Ho Gaye π€ said confused Avni
*Enters Bhavna*
Bhavna: Kya Hua Avni tu itnni confuse kyun lag rahi hai? π³
Avni: Maa ye subha se kya ho raha hai? Pehle paani garam aa raha hai inni garmi mein aur ab mujhe ice cream khaane ka Mann kiya toh ice cream khaane k liye spoon bhi nai mil raha π²
Bhavna: Vo toh bauji ne garam pani ka system lagwa diya hai taki roz roz unhe pani peene k liye garam krne ki jarurat na pare unka gala kharab hai isilye Vo garam pani nai pee sakte na π
Avni: mujhe Kuch samjh nai aaya π
Anyways spoons ka Kya?
Bhavna: ab garam pani se toh main utensils dho nai sakti mere haath jal jayenge isilye saare spoons pe vim laga diya hai π
Avni: Toh use pani se kab dhogi maa π€
Bhavna: Jab meri aankho se namak pani ki baarish hogi tab usi namak pani se use dho dungi par abhi mujhe rona aa nai raha π³
Avni: Rehne do maa Maine Raj ko call kiya hai Vo apne ghar se mere liye spoons aur pani leke aayega π₯³ π
*Enters Akshat*
Akshat: maa dekho mujhe Savri bua sa na ek new spoon gift kiya aur sath mein ek letter bhi hai jisme likha hai Akshat The Best Spoon π₯³
Maa main isi spoon se roz khaana khaunga aur ise apne se kabhi dur nahi karunga after all ye meri Savri bua ne diya hai
Avni: ewww itnni gandi smell kaha se aa rahi hai? π€’
Bhavna: yuks Akshat tere spoon mein toh gobar laga hai π€’
Akshat: Vo ye mujh se bahar gobar mein gir gaya tha
Bhavna: De ise main apne namak pani se dho du π³
Akshat: nahi namak pani se nahi π‘
Bhavna: Toh phir tu ise Khud dho le garam pani se π‘
Akshat: nai garam pani se bhi nai infact kisi bhi pani se nahi. Garam pani se dho liya toh phir khaana khaate time meri tongue jal jayegi π€ͺ
Aur namak pani se dho liya toh spoon ki shine namak se destroy ho jayegi aisi meri theory hai π
Avni: Toh matlb aap ise kabhi nai dhoyenge? π²
Akshat: yes Avni main ise kabhi nai dhounga π
Avni: Gobar wale spoon se khayenge toh gobar bhi muh mein chala jayega π€’
Akshat: Savri bua k liye main gobar bhi Kha sakta hoon Avni
Bhavna: *Stars crying* π wah beta wah mere namak pani se jyda accha tujhe gobar lagta hai π
Iska matlb meri mamta k gift se jyda tujhe Savri ka gift spoon pasand hai π
Akshat: main chala iss spoon se ice cream Khaane π₯³
Avni: ewww π€’
Waise maa Congo π€
Bhavna: main ro rahi hoon aur tu mujhe congo bol rahi hai ππ
Avni: maa yahi toh baat hai ab apki aankho se namak pani ki baarish ho rahi hai ab aap iss namak pani se utensils clean kar sakti hai ππ₯³
Bhavna: Arey haan π
Main chali clean karne π₯³
*-------------------------------------------------*
Few hours later.
Location: Cafe
Avni Raj giggling and drinking coffee..
*Raj's Phone Rings*
Raj: Avni tum yahi ruko main jiji k call attend karke aata hoon π
Akshat was also there with Arpita.
Food comes
Akshat: main toh Savri bua k diye hue gift se hi food eat karunga π
Arpita: Akshat par isme abhi bhi gobar laga hai π€’
Akshat ignores and stars eating.. He licks Gobar π€’
Avni & Arpita: π€’π€’
Goons stars commenting on Avni and Arpita..
Both Avni and Arpita feeling uncomfortable...
Arpita asks Akshat to fight with goons..
Akshat: nai main ek hand se fight kaise karunga π
Arpita: Ek hand se matlb? π
Akshat: mere dusre haath mein toh spoon hoga na π
Avni: Akshat Bhaiya apke liye apni behen aur wife se jyda important apka ye gobri spoon hai π²π‘
Akshat: Haan kyunki ye Savri bua ne diya hai na π
Aur main toh unka fag hoon π³
Aur Waise bhi agar goons ne mujh se ye spoon cheen liya toh
Main fight nai karunga π₯³
Raj comes and calls Abhaas too..
Both Raj and Abhaas fight with goons π
Avni hugs Abhaas and Raj π€
2 hours later
Location: Khandewal's House
Akshat admiring his spoon..
*Savri enters*
Savri: Jag ki jaane Savra Jaipur ki jaane Savri itnni gandi smell kaha se aa rahi hai π€’
Avni: Savri bua sa apke diye hue gift us spoon se π‘
Savri: ππ€π³
Avni: ittni confuse kyun hai? π
Savri: Oye Akshat ye ganda spoon bahar phek π‘
Akshat: Ye aap kya keh rahi hai bua sa π²
Main apke diye hue gift ko bahar Kaise phek sakta hoon π²
Savri: Maine toh koi gift nai diya tujhe π
Akshat: aap mazaak kar rahi hai na? π
Ye spoon subah apne hi toh diya mujhe π³
Savri: Jag ki jaane Savra Jaipur ki jaane Savri aur iss gande spoon ki jaane post man π³
Ye toh post man laya tha maine toh tujhe bas pakraya tha π
Raj: matlb Akshat Bhaiya ne apka diya hua spoon samjh k gobar bhi khaa liya π€’π²
Savri: Kya gobar bhi khaa liya Akshat ne? π² *Faints*
Akshat: Toh iska matlb ye spoon mujhe Savri bua ne nai kisi aur ne diya π€
Par kisne π€
Pata lagana hoga π€
Taki ab main us spoon dene wale ki spoongiri kar saku π³
All faints...
Akshat: Sab jalte hai meri spoongiri se ππ
How was it? π
Tomatoes Chappals all are most welcome π
Except Eggs as I am Veggie π
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