The SidYusha Fan Club #7 - Page 19

Good morning dear friends!

Unfortunate that our team lost but today is a new day and new hope! Kudos to the gals for putting JJ on the top!

Branka, great computer jokes, can understand your frustration, today is my turn, my lappy does not work, currently using my husband's PC, excuse me friends if I am not OL for a couple of days!

Seetha, laughter is very cathartic, spreads positivity apart from exercising the facial muscles and being a great beauty treatment😃. So let us all laugh at our madness, ourselves, at others' foibles and keep laughter going on in our lives! Btw, great quotes, enjoyed them!
Edited by vibraj - 10 years ago

Good morning all!

Originally posted by: loveansh

Good Morning dear SidYushians 🤗
(well it is almost morning here, and it will be for sure for you when you read it 😆)

This days I had a lots of problems with my PC, on Friday wanted to
On Saturday I decided to change tactic and  so I managed to come OL,though it  was like slow motion, but I managed to read everything that I missed this 2 days. 😃
Since nobody is around, let me just say a few words for Morning Shift. 😃😆

Santhiya, Lavanya And Alisha, you girls made a beautiful Prats siggies. 👏👏👏
Love all of them very much. ❤️

Lavanya, beautiuful song you dedicated to Prats, love it.👏

Thank you everyone who voted for JJ with full power, Prats team is now on first place 😉😆
Great voting 👏👏👏 Hope JJ win next Match they are playing on Sunday. ⭐️

Now, since this days I was mad about my PC situation, my friends send me computer jokes, to make me laugh, so  I want to share them with you 😛😆

So here is the first one. Thank you my pyaari Saheli, for making me laugh, when I wanted to cry.

Which gender is computer?

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are
designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender
('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won. 😆
...
Here are jokes send to me by my friend who sympathize with my complete ignorance for IT 😆
Guess she thinks I am just like this lady in the joke 🤣
...
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...

Help-desk : Double click on "My Computer".

Lady : I can't see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on "My Computer" on your computer.

Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer .. double click on it.

Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?😆
...
And I seriously need one of these, so many times wanted to bang my head on bloody PC




Hope it make you smile. Good night ⭐️  Sweet SY dreams ⭐️
Hope me and my PC will be here tomorrow cheering for JJ 🥳

Originally posted by: loveansh

Good Morning dear SidYushians 🤗
(well it is almost morning here, and it will be for sure for you when you read it 😆)

This days I had a lots of problems with my PC, on Friday wanted to
On Saturday I decided to change tactic and  so I managed to come OL,though it  was like slow motion, but I managed to read everything that I missed this 2 days. 😃
Since nobody is around, let me just say a few words for Morning Shift. 😃😆

Santhiya, Lavanya And Alisha, you girls made a beautiful Prats siggies. 👏👏👏
Love all of them very much. ❤️

Lavanya, beautiuful song you dedicated to Prats, love it.👏

Thank you everyone who voted for JJ with full power, Prats team is now on first place 😉😆
Great voting 👏👏👏 Hope JJ win next Match they are playing on Sunday. ⭐️

Now, since this days I was mad about my PC situation, my friends send me computer jokes, to make me laugh, so  I want to share them with you 😛😆

So here is the first one. Thank you my pyaari Saheli, for making me laugh, when I wanted to cry.

Which gender is computer?

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are
designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender
('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won. 😆
...
Here are jokes send to me by my friend who sympathize with my complete ignorance for IT 😆
Guess she thinks I am just like this lady in the joke 🤣
...
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...

Help-desk : Double click on "My Computer".

Lady : I can't see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on "My Computer" on your computer.

Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer .. double click on it.

Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?😆
...
And I seriously need one of these, so many times wanted to bang my head on bloody PC




Hope it make you smile. Good night ⭐️  Sweet SY dreams ⭐️
Hope me and my PC will be here tomorrow cheering for JJ 🥳

Thanks all 😳 Branks di 🤣 Computers are masculine for sure 'el computador 🤣

@Branka, sweet soul🤗I loved ,your post🤣 Edited by Bikica - 10 years ago

Bikica  Stunning creations!! ❤️ ❤️

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Edited by VerboseG - 10 years ago