8 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU CAN ONLY FIND AT INDIAN WEDDINGS
Weddings are one of the most recurring events every Indian witnesses. And how can a celebration go without meeting annoying people who make the experience worth remembering? Here are 8 such types of people you can find only at an Indian wedding and nowhere else.
The Stupid Cupid
She is the self-proclaimed match maker who has taken it upon herself to get every bachelor in the world hitched. This middle-aged woman will be seen scanning every bachelor in the hall with her X-Ray vision while the computer in her brain comes up with the suitable matches instantly. "Just look at them. He is tall. She is fair. They'll make a better pair thanAishwarya -Abhishek, I'm telling you", she'd tell your mother.
The Thunder Stealer
She wants all eyes on her and she is damn serious about it. She just ordered the elaborate dress Deepika Padukone wore in the 'shaadi' sequence in her latest film, and there is no way her bling is going unnoticed. She is the one you initially confuse the bride for. She is also the one people wear sunglasses because of, even at night.
The Prabhu Deva
Man, he is a dance enthusiast and this side to his well-suited personality shows up only after a few drinks. Twisting his body in ways that would put even the best gymnasts of the world in a fix, this man is the sole reason we like to attend Indian weddings. Whether it is Justin Timberlake that is playing on the DJ or Jaspinder Narula, he's going to rock the dance floor with those two and half steps he knows.
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The Breast-Beater
She is the female counterpart of Alok Nath. 'Kanyadaan' is her favourite part of the wedding and no matter how distant a relative the bride is, she'd still howl her eyes out as if she'd miss the bride the most, whom she last saw about twenty years ago.
The Glutton
The only reason why he's there is because there's free food. This might be the last time he's getting food. There may or may not be a tomorrow and he wants to make most the buffet. He heaps his plate with every edible thing before anybody else even manages to approach the counter.
The Drunkard
The bride hasn't even arrived and this man is already sloshed. Going to random wedding goers, he strikes up conversations that only he understands. He is also Prabhu Deva's best companion. He's the one who has to be carried home even before dinner.
The 2 Foot Monsters
Yes, the kids. They'll be running around, clutching on to your clothes, making people trip over and annoying the soul out of their parents for buying the balloons from the vendor outside. And just when you gather all your swag to approach the hot woman you've been eying since the last 20 minutes, they come crashing and spill the curry all over your trousers, and say, "sorry unkill".
The One Nobody Knows
Surprisingly, he's present in every single wedding photograph. In fact, he has got some solos clicked too, before anybody else arrived. "Your cousin looks so funny here", says the groom while you're all checking out the pictures in their living room. "Shut up! He's not my cousin. He told me he worked with you at Infosys" she replies. "That's funny, because I never worked at Infosys" the groom says. Who he is, you'd never find out.
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