Balaji aur Bhansali collaboration presents our wonderful RaYa in the remake of Episode 166 and Ram- Leela. Actually kya hua tha ki both Ekta and SLB called me and said they wanted to do a remake... For the 12th March anniversary Ekta wanted to remake episode 166 with Ram-Leela songs and SLB wanted to remake Ram-Leela with Ram- Priya... toh maine socha kyun na ek stone se doh bird ko kill karu... (don't get me wrong... this is all just for fun episode 166 was perfection and doesn't need a remake because it was absolutely brilliant... but I'm just here to have a bit of fun π) so let's relive 12th March with Ram- Leela songs π
Presenting BALH episode 166- the musical... π€£ :
Story aise shuru hoti hai ki Priya Ram se gussa hai... 5th March pe usne creased suit pehna... aur aaj kuch naya reason... start mei sab kuch same rehta hai... Nuts aur Ayesha ke wajah se Sharmas aur Kapoors ke beech family feud hogayi π aur RaYa ke beech jagda...
Priya is going from the room, Ram Priya ko rokh leta hai.. aur apne tareeke se Priya ko chup karta hai... aur woh dialogue "Chup bilkul chup, ab tum kuch nahi kahogi sirf mai baat karunga"... etc etc- sab kuch same hai... Priya gusse hokar room se jaane wali hai...
aur phir Ram gets on his knees and says "Priya mat jao please mai nahi jee paunga tumhare begair... I love you Priya..."
Priya goes to lock the door and sings "Ram chahe Priya chahe Priya chahe Ram... in dono ke love mei duniya ka kya kaam"...
Ram thinks "yeh toh filmy hogayi... aise gaane kyun gaa rahi hai, lekin sahi toh keh rahi hai... humare kamre mei koi bhi aata hai knock bhi nahi karte... hum dono ne confess kardiya aaj hume koi nahi disturb karega..."
They sit on the bed... Ram says "i love you" a few more times and then moves towards Priya's face...
Priya yawns and Ram says "neend aa rahi hai?"... Priya replies "obviously na Mr. Kapoor, chaliye so jaate hai... so jaate hai matlab so jaate hai...
Priya: abhi kuch kehna sunna baaki reh gaya kya... Kya Mr Kapoor, Ram chahe Priya, chahe Priya chahe Ram, kal holi hai toh hoga bohot kaam" π€£
Ram: toh ab hum so jayenge roz ki tarah.. tum bistar mei sougi toh mai kahaan?"
Priya sets the bed and Ram goes to the couch...
(you can't see lekin she chucks the clip here π)
Priya gets angry that Ram didn't insist, so she takes the clip out of her hair and says... "golu ke golu" and chucks the clip, which hits the bed...
Ram thinks "yeh bistar ko aise kyu mar rahi hai, jaise woh nagada bajaa rahi hai..." then "Nagada sang dhol baaje" plays in the background "lagta hai woh gusse mei hai... let me calm her down... warna raat mei uthegi aur neend mei meri baand bajaayegi dhol ki tarah"...
Ram: "Priya tumhara blouse ka hook khula hai... band kardu?"
Ram gets a little naughty and then says "good night"
Priya stops him and says "aaj ke baad uss couch pe koi nahi soyega... na mai na aap"
she kisses his cheek...
"Ek minute... mai change karke aati hoon..."
"kyun?"
"woh kya hai na, mujhe bollywood theme ki suhaag raat chahiye... bollywood films mei, theen chaar baar gaane mei quick change karte hai toh mai bhi karungi aisa"
Priya comes out in a white saree and sings "ang laga de re, mohe rang laga de re... chara de mujhe bhang chara de re prem ke bhang chara de re..."
Ram: arey yeh rang aur bhang kal holi mei ho sakta hai... aaj sirf ang lagaunga...
Ram: Yeh dekh Priya, ang lagane se maine inta rang lagadiya tumhe ke tumhari saare ka rang hi badal gaya aur mera white hogaya... ab chumma toh de do mujhe... π
Priya runs away from him... kyunki bollywood themed suhaag raat chahiye aur Priya ek number ki nautanki hai... aur zyaada nakhre dikha rahi thi, all Ram wants to do is kiss his wife with love... but Priya isn't letting him...
toh Ram lights candles, and walks towards her... in the background "Ramji ki chaal dekho... aankho ki majhal dekho" plays as he walks to her with desire in his eyes...
Ram sings as he places her on the bistar π "ladaaku vimaan hai, par tu meri jaan hai... bistar yeh tera mera aur jung ka maidaan hai... jo tu trigger dabaye, toh mai chumme chalau... Yahaan ishqiyan wahaan dishkiyaon"
(This song is very apt as when RaYa are getting naughty... In Sharma house the feud between nuts and Ayesha is continuing π€£)
Priya thinks "arey wah Mr. Kapoor sach mei filmy hogaye... mera bollywood suhaag raat ka wish puri hojayegi ab..." but still she is in full nautanki mode
she then sings "dhin tadak dhin tadak aaja udke saraat, pairon se bedi zara khol..." π€£ so Ram goes towards her feet and takes off her anklets and says "uff payal ko bedi bula rahi hai... suhaag raat manane keliye kitni filmy bangayi yeh... chalo Ram, Bedi' khol le, phir suhaag raat mana le"
He then moves to Priya's face and kisses her face... Priya returns the favour π as she was finally successful in making Ram turn into a bollywood hero... for their bollywood themed suhaag raat...
"lahu mun lag gaya... labon ke chune se, khwabon ke kone se, bach ke sab se lab se lab yeh kab se lag gaya..."
Happy 12th March Anniversary :)
Please don't be offended... I'm very sorry if anyone is unhappy with the pictures or any dialogues etc... Actually kya hota hai... When it comes to RaYa- Sharan becomes Besharam... And if anyone is offended... My usual excuse- blame it on the medication ππ€£
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