tumhaare paas kya hai? Fun post

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Im sure everyone knows this famous dialogue from the film Deewaar "mere paas maa hai"

So,here is my take on the same.

Imagine,someone says this to the characters of JA "mere paas paisa hai,bangla hai gaadi hai,tumhaare paas kya hai?"

This is how these people reply

Adham : mere paas bandhiyan hain 😕

Maham : Mere paas 10000 tonne kaajal hai 🤣

Resham : Mere paas 360 degree rotate karnewaali mundi(head) hai 😃

Ruqaiya : Mere paas hukkah hai 😎 ( I love you though Ruq ❤️)

Hamida : Mere paas colgate hai 😃

Javeeda : Mere paas pink colour ka suit hai 🤡

Menavati : Mere paas aansu(tears) hain 

Jodha: Mere paas shahenshah hain 😳 🤗

Jalal is caught off-guard,he embraces her and then says...

Jalal : "Mere paas Jodha Begum hain ☺️"

and then he looks at Benazir and asks her "Tumhaare paas kya hai Benazir?"

Benazir : Mere paas green vomit hai 🤢

Jalal orders her sarr ka kalam since the vomit was contagious and was spreading deadly diseases 🤔 


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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: disha15


Jodha: Mere paas shahenshah hain 😳 🤗

Jalal is caught off-guard,he embraces her and then says...

Jalal : "Mere paas Jodha Begum hain ☺️"




Awww
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Resham's, Hamida's and Ben darling's are too good🤣
Jalal- Jo☺️ 
Maham- mere paas doodh ka karz hai🤪

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Resham's, Hamida's and Ben darling's are too good🤣

Jalal- Jo☺️ 
Maham- mere paas doodh ka karz hai🤪


Doodhwaale bhaisaab : Haan,iss aurat ne mujhse 25 rupaiya karz mein liya tha kuch saal pehle .abhi tak lautaaya nahi hai 🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: disha15


Doodhwaale bhaisaab : Haan,iss aurat ne mujhse 25 rupaiya karz mein liya tha kuch saal pehle .abhi tak lautaaya nahi hai 🤣

🤣
 
25 rupaiya?

Kitne bure din aagaye Maham ke.😆
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Originally posted by: TheIronLady

🤣
 
25 rupaiya?

Kitne bure din aagaye Maham ke.😆


😆

haan woh kaajal ki shortage thi tab usko. toh khareedne ke liye 25 rupaiya 🤪
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Originally posted by: TheIronLady

🤣
 
25 rupaiya?

Kitne bure din aagaye Maham ke.😆

🤣 Ye toh zindagi bhar iss karz ka misuse kiye jaa rahi hai..ab interest ke saath wapas loonga😆
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Originally posted by: disha15


😆

haan woh kaajal ki shortage thi tab usko. toh khareedne ke liye 25 rupaiya 🤪

Iske kaajal ke 25 rupaiya lag gaye toh Ben darling ke kitne😲
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Dekho kitna kajal waste kar rahi hai...25 rupaiya ki keemat tum kya jaano Maham amma...🤣