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Posted: 07 January 2014 at 12:38pm | IP Logged
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Im sure everyone knows this famous dialogue from the film Deewaar "mere paas maa hai"

So,here is my take on the same.

Imagine,someone says this to the characters of JA "mere paas paisa hai,bangla hai gaadi hai,tumhaare paas kya hai?"

This is how these people reply

Adham : mere paas bandhiyan hain Confused

Maham : Mere paas 10000 tonne kaajal hai ROFL

Resham : Mere paas 360 degree rotate karnewaali mundi(head) hai Big smile

Ruqaiya : Mere paas hukkah hai Cool ( I love you though Ruq Heart)

Hamida : Mere paas colgate hai Big smile

Javeeda : Mere paas pink colour ka suit hai Clown

Menavati : Mere paas aansu(tears) hain Ouch

Jodha: Mere paas shahenshah hain Embarrassed Hug

Jalal is caught off-guard,he embraces her and then says...

Jalal : "Mere paas Jodha Begum hain Blushing"

and then he looks at Benazir and asks her "Tumhaare paas kya hai Benazir?"

Benazir : Mere paas green vomit hai Dead

Jalal orders her sarr ka kalam since the vomit was contagious and was spreading deadly diseases Ermm Dancing




Edited by disha15 - 07 January 2014 at 12:46pm

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Posted: 07 January 2014 at 12:44pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by disha15


Jodha: Mere paas shahenshah hain Embarrassed Hug

Jalal is caught off-guard,he embraces her and then says...

Jalal : "Mere paas Jodha Begum hain Blushing"



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Awww


Edited by TheIronLady - 07 January 2014 at 12:41pm

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Posted: 07 January 2014 at 12:48pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by TheIronLady

Originally posted by disha15


Jodha: Mere paas shahenshah hain Embarrassed Hug

Jalal is caught off-guard,he embraces her and then says...

Jalal : "Mere paas Jodha Begum hain Blushing"



Yoyo & Cici Emoticons 152

Awww

Heart

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Posted: 07 January 2014 at 12:49pm | IP Logged
Resham's, Hamida's and Ben darling's are too goodROFL
Jalal- JoBlushing 
Maham- mere paas doodh ka karz haiSilly

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Posted: 07 January 2014 at 12:51pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by baubles

Resham's, Hamida's and Ben darling's are too goodROFL
Jalal- JoBlushing 
Maham- mere paas doodh ka karz haiSilly


Doodhwaale bhaisaab : Haan,iss aurat ne mujhse 25 rupaiya karz mein liya tha kuch saal pehle .abhi tak lautaaya nahi hai ROFL

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Posted: 07 January 2014 at 12:53pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by disha15

Originally posted by baubles

Resham's, Hamida's and Ben darling's are too goodROFL
Jalal- JoBlushing 
Maham- mere paas doodh ka karz haiSilly


Doodhwaale bhaisaab : Haan,iss aurat ne mujhse 25 rupaiya karz mein liya tha kuch saal pehle .abhi tak lautaaya nahi hai ROFL
ROFL
 
25 rupaiya?

Kitne bure din aagaye Maham ke.LOL

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Posted: 07 January 2014 at 12:54pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by TheIronLady

Originally posted by disha15

Originally posted by baubles

Resham's, Hamida's and Ben darling's are too goodROFL
Jalal- JoBlushing 
Maham- mere paas doodh ka karz haiSilly


Doodhwaale bhaisaab : Haan,iss aurat ne mujhse 25 rupaiya karz mein liya tha kuch saal pehle .abhi tak lautaaya nahi hai ROFL
ROFL
 
25 rupaiya?

Kitne bure din aagaye Maham ke.LOL

LOL

haan woh kaajal ki shortage thi tab usko. toh khareedne ke liye 25 rupaiya Silly

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Posted: 07 January 2014 at 12:56pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by TheIronLady

Originally posted by disha15

Originally posted by baubles

Resham's, Hamida's and Ben darling's are too goodROFL
Jalal- JoBlushing 
Maham- mere paas doodh ka karz haiSilly


Doodhwaale bhaisaab : Haan,iss aurat ne mujhse 25 rupaiya karz mein liya tha kuch saal pehle .abhi tak lautaaya nahi hai ROFL
ROFL
 
25 rupaiya?

Kitne bure din aagaye Maham ke.LOL
ROFL Ye toh zindagi bhar iss karz ka misuse kiye jaa rahi hai..ab interest ke saath wapas loongaLOL

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