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Thakur sa has a thriving love life, what a surprise! He asks Thakurain to wait while he fetches a fresh pack of condoms from the nearby medical store. But his goons inform him of Kesari ki Karthooth and Thakursa suddenly remembers his very short measurement numbers from the bathroom, and realizes he can't do it. Instead, he flexes his muscle with Kesari.
In case viewers are dumb enough to not figure it out, Thakur sa gives a very detailed account of every evil deed and even confirms the obvious that Paro's parents were finished off by his men. Then he shows his manliness by burning Paro's wedding trousseau.
Thank god Paro had a backup, albeit some 20 year old Shadi Ka Joda that reeks of naphthalene balls and has holes in it, thanks to local rat population. That will have to do.
Naach_Basanti - erase any doubt from you mind - Rudra is NOT a virgin. Laila comes in singing her cabaret "Laila mein Laila, aisi hoon Laila, har koi chahe mujhse milna akela"
But our hero only wants sax, no laundry, cleaning, or cooking expected but Laila hopes to become his laudry wali cooking Bai. He wants no loose e-motions, only in and out motions. Laila will be tough competition for Paro, after all she knows "ins and outs" more than virgin Paro. After breaking the Khatiya, Rudra itches to break a few Botiya.
The trusty sidekick Yahan-Bhi-Aman informs him of the upcoming barath. I don't know where Rudra looked to find rippling muscles in that ragtag team of Barathi men, but I couldn't locate a single man with a ripping body under the 30 kilo turbans, flouncy tops and loosey dhotis. If there is a decent looking man in that barath who can qualify as a groom, I missed it. All the men looked Golgappas with no special face. Maybe, we will be spared the Groom, after all, he is the most inconsequential man in the story.
Paro tries on her clothes and realizes her blouse is too tight cutting off blood supply to her head. Thats when she usually gets delusions of Butterfly on Steroids and she starts talking to it.
Tomorrow, more hero giri and Thakurain realizes Thakursa is not coming back to bed after all.
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