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Totally a Fun & Timepass OS π So take it as a Joke to ALL Fandoms π No intention of hurting anybody π³
RK refuses to give Madhu divorce and they end up in RK Mansion fighting Its around night time.
Madhu ( screaming ) : RK Wait Wait WAIT π‘ why Didn't you give me Divorce ?? π‘π‘π‘
RK : Mood Nahi tha Sweetheart π
Madhu ( talks to herself ) Damn Now again that Fhata Tape Recorder will eat my head with same Ghisa Pita Ratta hua Dialouge π³
"Ex-Pati ne tumhe divorce Nahi diya?? π³ Ur ex-Pati is Cheap Sasta Kameena doesn't deserve ur love blah blah ufff " π₯±
RK : What happened Biwi ? Are u worried ? π€
Madhu : Nahi toh, Mere Hasne ke tareeke thode alag hai πππ
Of course I am, I want Divorce NOW !! π‘π‘π‘
RK : That Can't Happen my Love π
Btw Biwi I still can't believe u want Divorce from ME ? π²π²
Madhu : Arey obviously from YOU Na π Laundry Wale se thodi poochungi π€π€£π€£
RK : Ahaan Biwi BUT,
"Jaane nahi denge tujhe, Jaane Tujhe denge nahi" π What are you doing ?? π€
Madhu : Can't u see ?? π‘ I am giving the onions some LOVE-CUTS π³ π€£π€£ *Ouch*
RK : Madhu, Careful π‘...what happened Show me..π²
Madhu : Nothing Honey, I gave a LOVE-CUT to myself instead π€£π€£
RK : Lemme give a LOVE-BITE on your Love-Cut βΊοΈπ€£π€£
Madhu : No Thanx & Don't irritate me or else I'll also give you a Nice wala LOVE CUT π€£π€£ Bcoz thats what I do π
BittuJee interrupts in the meanwhile as usual screaming π₯±
CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF !!! π²
RK : Lo aagaya Moti Haddi π What happened BJ ?? BhabiJi se ek aur thappad chahiye kya ? π€£
Ya mera wala jyada Action-Packed tha ?? π€π€£π€£
BJ : π Woh Chief π³ π
Madhu : BittuJee I am hell irritated now, Batao kya hua jaldi warna sachi mein ek padegi gaal pe π‘π€£
BJ : ( Instantaneously covers his cheeks ) Sultaan is alive & pakda gaya π² π
RK : Ye Pistoli fhirse bach gaya tha π‘ Next time I should hire Paddy Maa for Shooting purposes
Nishaana bhi ekdum sahi lagta hai π & upar se court drama se bhi ek din mein mukti π₯±
Madhu : Mujhe Saans aayi, Mujhe Saans aayi, Mujhe ...Saans aayi π€£
RK : Who caught him btw?? π₯³
BJ : MPM π
Madhu : Kaun MPM ?? π
BJ : See for Urselves π
RishBala headed to the hall & their jaws dropped for a second π²
RK & Madhu ( in chorus ) - What the π²π€£π€£.π€£π€£π€£
BJ : Yeah Mangesh-Patil-Munna π - The True Heroes of RK Mansion π π
Sultaan stood there handcuffed, with signature expression π³
RK : Iska toh chehre ka geography badal gaya hai re π€£
Madhu : Haila π²π€£ What happened Sultaan ?? How did u get erm CAUGHT ? π€ π
Sultaan : Mai toh raste pe jaa raha tha
( Let Rasta = RK Mansion π )
Mai toh Bhindi churaake kha raha tha...π³
( Had Got hungry after the long day RM stalking ) π
Raste pe Jaa raha tha, Bhindi Churake Kha raha tha π³
Sapne mein Dupatta kheench raha tha π³
Then mujhe Goli Lagi toh Mai kya karun π
O Mujhe Goli lagi toh..."
RK : Okay Okay we got it π Leave it at that..π Don't try bursting our eardrum with ur 10th Sur π΅
Oye MPM walon, how did u Catch Sullu Bhai btw ?? π€ π
Mangesh - Simple chief , Sultaan broke into Mansion easily since Kayaanat had removed all securityπ€£ ( Kaayanat = CVs, credit - Kashish for enlightening us the actual meaning π€£ ), was attempting to steal our clothes for a new disguise after the sensational successful potrayal of Jewellery Guy, Driver, Doctor etc etc π
He had opted to leave us dead, but we are also Our Chief ke MPM π π We caught him red handed while he was hovering around the fridge gobbling down Bhindis π
RK : Nothing unexpected π I won't be suprised if our fridge would be devoid of Bhindis by now π₯±
Patil : And then We did his Dhulaayi π but that expression never dared to change from his face π³ We called the police & while he tried to escape got Shot
Madhu : OMG so Police gave him "LOVE-SHOT" at last π€£π€£π€£.π€£π€£π€£
Sultaan : Shut up Madhu π³
"Chan se jo toote koi SAPNA π₯Ί Jag soona soona laage Jag soona soona laage, Koi rahe na jab APNA" πππ
RK : Arey ye meri taraf kyun dekh raha hai ? π€ π
Sultaan : "Mere yaara tujhe hum, Agar payenge agar payenge π³
Humein teri hai kasam, Hum sawar jayenge π³ "
RK : Biwi , ye kisse bol raha hai mujhe ya tumko ?? π
Madhu : Tumhe I guess π²π€£
Sultaan : "Do ye saugaat tum, toh zamane ki hum
Har khushi se mukar jayenge
HUM MAR JAYENGE π³ "
RK : Haan thats what we want Bhai π€£ PACK UP Time from Prithvi now !!!!! πππ
Madhu : Jail mein sunana Police walon ko Gaana π€£
Police leave along with Sultaan π₯³
MPM are awarded with "Mukti from Kaanch saaf Business" π π
And RishBala are back to being Gulabjamuns dipped in concentrated Sugar Syrup π³ π€£π€£
PS : Plz NO BASHING of anybody while u comment π³
Anybody who doesn't get how Kaayanat = CVs, then refer to Page 8 Kashish explained it nicely π€£π€£
RK refuses to give Madhu divorce and they end up in RK Mansion fighting Its around night time.
Madhu ( screaming ) : RK Wait Wait WAIT π‘ why Didn't you give me Divorce ?? π‘π‘π‘
RK : Mood Nahi tha Sweetheart π
Madhu ( talks to herself ) Damn Now again that Fhata Tape Recorder will eat my head with same Ghisa Pita Ratta hua Dialouge π³
"Ex-Pati ne tumhe divorce Nahi diya?? π³ Ur ex-Pati is Cheap Sasta Kameena doesn't deserve ur love blah blah ufff " π₯±
RK : What happened Biwi ? Are u worried ? π€
Madhu : Nahi toh, Mere Hasne ke tareeke thode alag hai πππ
Of course I am, I want Divorce NOW !! π‘π‘π‘
RK : That Can't Happen my Love π
Btw Biwi I still can't believe u want Divorce from ME ? π²π²
Madhu : Arey obviously from YOU Na π Laundry Wale se thodi poochungi π€π€£π€£
RK : Ahaan Biwi BUT,
"Jaane nahi denge tujhe, Jaane Tujhe denge nahi" π What are you doing ?? π€
Madhu : Can't u see ?? π‘ I am giving the onions some LOVE-CUTS π³ π€£π€£ *Ouch*
RK : Madhu, Careful π‘...what happened Show me..π²
Madhu : Nothing Honey, I gave a LOVE-CUT to myself instead π€£π€£
RK : Lemme give a LOVE-BITE on your Love-Cut βΊοΈπ€£π€£
Madhu : No Thanx & Don't irritate me or else I'll also give you a Nice wala LOVE CUT π€£π€£ Bcoz thats what I do π
BittuJee interrupts in the meanwhile as usual screaming π₯±
CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF !!! π²
RK : Lo aagaya Moti Haddi π What happened BJ ?? BhabiJi se ek aur thappad chahiye kya ? π€£
Ya mera wala jyada Action-Packed tha ?? π€π€£π€£
BJ : π Woh Chief π³ π
Madhu : BittuJee I am hell irritated now, Batao kya hua jaldi warna sachi mein ek padegi gaal pe π‘π€£
BJ : ( Instantaneously covers his cheeks ) Sultaan is alive & pakda gaya π² π
RK : Ye Pistoli fhirse bach gaya tha π‘ Next time I should hire Paddy Maa for Shooting purposes
Nishaana bhi ekdum sahi lagta hai π & upar se court drama se bhi ek din mein mukti π₯±
Madhu : Mujhe Saans aayi, Mujhe Saans aayi, Mujhe ...Saans aayi π€£
RK : Who caught him btw?? π₯³
BJ : MPM π
Madhu : Kaun MPM ?? π
BJ : See for Urselves π
RishBala headed to the hall & their jaws dropped for a second π²
RK & Madhu ( in chorus ) - What the π²π€£π€£.π€£π€£π€£
BJ : Yeah Mangesh-Patil-Munna π - The True Heroes of RK Mansion π π
Sultaan stood there handcuffed, with signature expression π³
RK : Iska toh chehre ka geography badal gaya hai re π€£
Madhu : Haila π²π€£ What happened Sultaan ?? How did u get erm CAUGHT ? π€ π
Sultaan : Mai toh raste pe jaa raha tha
( Let Rasta = RK Mansion π )
Mai toh Bhindi churaake kha raha tha...π³
( Had Got hungry after the long day RM stalking ) π
Raste pe Jaa raha tha, Bhindi Churake Kha raha tha π³
Sapne mein Dupatta kheench raha tha π³
Then mujhe Goli Lagi toh Mai kya karun π
O Mujhe Goli lagi toh..."
RK : Okay Okay we got it π Leave it at that..π Don't try bursting our eardrum with ur 10th Sur π΅
Oye MPM walon, how did u Catch Sullu Bhai btw ?? π€ π
Mangesh - Simple chief , Sultaan broke into Mansion easily since Kayaanat had removed all securityπ€£ ( Kaayanat = CVs, credit - Kashish for enlightening us the actual meaning π€£ ), was attempting to steal our clothes for a new disguise after the sensational successful potrayal of Jewellery Guy, Driver, Doctor etc etc π
He had opted to leave us dead, but we are also Our Chief ke MPM π π We caught him red handed while he was hovering around the fridge gobbling down Bhindis π
RK : Nothing unexpected π I won't be suprised if our fridge would be devoid of Bhindis by now π₯±
Patil : And then We did his Dhulaayi π but that expression never dared to change from his face π³ We called the police & while he tried to escape got Shot
Madhu : OMG so Police gave him "LOVE-SHOT" at last π€£π€£π€£.π€£π€£π€£
Sultaan : Shut up Madhu π³
"Chan se jo toote koi SAPNA π₯Ί Jag soona soona laage Jag soona soona laage, Koi rahe na jab APNA" πππ
RK : Arey ye meri taraf kyun dekh raha hai ? π€ π
Sultaan : "Mere yaara tujhe hum, Agar payenge agar payenge π³
Humein teri hai kasam, Hum sawar jayenge π³ "
RK : Biwi , ye kisse bol raha hai mujhe ya tumko ?? π
Madhu : Tumhe I guess π²π€£
Sultaan : "Do ye saugaat tum, toh zamane ki hum
Har khushi se mukar jayenge
HUM MAR JAYENGE π³ "
RK : Haan thats what we want Bhai π€£ PACK UP Time from Prithvi now !!!!! πππ
Madhu : Jail mein sunana Police walon ko Gaana π€£
Police leave along with Sultaan π₯³
MPM are awarded with "Mukti from Kaanch saaf Business" π π
And RishBala are back to being Gulabjamuns dipped in concentrated Sugar Syrup π³ π€£π€£
PS : Plz NO BASHING of anybody while u comment π³
Anybody who doesn't get how Kaayanat = CVs, then refer to Page 8 Kashish explained it nicely π€£π€£
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