The True Heroes of RK Mansion :P

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Posted: 10 years ago
Totally a Fun & Timepass OS πŸ˜† So take it as a Joke to ALL Fandoms πŸ˜› No intention of hurting anybody 😳

RK refuses to give Madhu divorce and they end up in RK Mansion fighting  Its around night time.

Madhu ( screaming ) : RK Wait Wait WAIT πŸ˜‘ why Didn't you give me Divorce ?? 😑😑😑

RK : Mood Nahi tha Sweetheart 😎 

Madhu ( talks to herself ) Damn Now again that Fhata Tape Recorder will eat my head with same Ghisa Pita Ratta hua Dialouge 😳
"Ex-Pati ne tumhe divorce Nahi diya?? 😳 Ur ex-Pati is Cheap Sasta Kameena doesn't deserve ur love blah blah ufff " πŸ₯±

RK : What happened Biwi ? Are u worried ? πŸ€”

Madhu : Nahi toh, Mere Hasne ke tareeke thode alag hai  πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Of course I am, I want Divorce NOW !! 😑😑😑

RK : That Can't Happen my Love 😎
Btw Biwi I still can't believe u want Divorce from ME ? 😲😲

Madhu : Arey obviously from YOU Na πŸ˜† Laundry Wale se thodi poochungi πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€£

RK : Ahaan Biwi BUT,
"Jaane nahi denge tujhe, Jaane Tujhe denge nahi" 😎 What are you doing ?? πŸ€”

Madhu : Can't u see ?? 😑 I am giving the onions some LOVE-CUTS 😳 🀣🀣 *Ouch*

RK : Madhu, Careful 😑...what happened Show me..😲

Madhu : Nothing Honey, I gave a LOVE-CUT to myself instead 🀣🀣

RK : Lemme give a LOVE-BITE on your Love-Cut ☺️🀣🀣

Madhu : No Thanx & Don't irritate me or else I'll also give you a Nice wala LOVE CUT 🀣🀣 Bcoz thats what I do 😈

BittuJee interrupts in the meanwhile as usual screaming πŸ₯±
CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF !!! 😲

RK : Lo aagaya Moti Haddi πŸ˜† What happened BJ ?? BhabiJi se ek aur thappad chahiye kya ? 🀣
Ya mera wala jyada Action-Packed tha ?? πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€£

BJ : 😭 Woh Chief πŸ˜³ πŸ˜ƒ

Madhu : BittuJee I am hell irritated now, Batao kya hua jaldi warna sachi mein ek padegi gaal pe 😑🀣

BJ : ( Instantaneously covers his cheeks ) Sultaan is alive & pakda gaya 😲 😎

RK : Ye Pistoli fhirse bach gaya tha 😑 Next time I should hire Paddy Maa for Shooting purposes
Nishaana bhi ekdum sahi lagta hai πŸ˜† & upar se court drama se bhi ek din mein mukti πŸ₯±

Madhu : Mujhe Saans aayi, Mujhe Saans aayi, Mujhe ...Saans aayi 🀣

RK : Who caught him btw?? πŸ₯³

BJ : MPM 😎

Madhu : Kaun MPM ?? πŸ˜•
BJ : See for Urselves 😎

RishBala headed to the hall & their jaws dropped for a second 😲

RK & Madhu ( in chorus ) - What the 😲🀣🀣.🀣🀣🀣

BJ : Yeah Mangesh-Patil-Munna 😎 - The True Heroes of RK Mansion 😎 πŸ˜†

Sultaan stood there handcuffed, with signature expression 😳

RK : Iska toh chehre ka geography badal gaya hai re 🀣

Madhu : Haila 😲🀣 What happened Sultaan ?? How did u get erm CAUGHT ? πŸ€” πŸ˜†

Sultaan : Mai toh raste pe jaa raha tha
          ( Let Rasta = RK Mansion πŸ˜† )
          Mai toh Bhindi churaake kha raha tha...😳
          ( Had Got hungry after the long day RM stalking ) 😭

          Raste pe Jaa raha tha, Bhindi Churake Kha raha tha 😳
          Sapne mein Dupatta kheench raha tha 😳
          Then mujhe Goli Lagi toh Mai kya karun 😭
          O Mujhe Goli lagi toh..."


RK : Okay Okay we got it πŸ˜† Leave it at that..πŸ˜† Don't try bursting our eardrum with ur 10th Sur 😡
Oye MPM walon, how did u Catch Sullu Bhai btw ?? πŸ€” πŸ˜›

Mangesh - Simple chief , Sultaan broke into Mansion easily since Kayaanat had removed all security🀣 ( Kaayanat = CVs, credit - Kashish for enlightening us the actual meaning 🀣 ), was attempting to steal our clothes for a new disguise after the sensational successful potrayal of Jewellery Guy, Driver, Doctor etc etc πŸ˜›
He had opted to leave us dead, but we are also Our Chief ke MPM 😎 πŸ˜ƒ We caught him red handed while he was  hovering around the fridge gobbling down Bhindis πŸ˜•

RK : Nothing unexpected πŸ˜† I won't be suprised if our fridge would be devoid of Bhindis by now πŸ₯±

Patil : And then We did his Dhulaayi 😈 but that expression never dared to change from his face πŸ˜³ We called the police & while he tried to escape got Shot

Madhu : OMG so Police gave him "LOVE-SHOT" at last 🀣🀣🀣.🀣🀣🀣

Sultaan : Shut up Madhu 😳
"Chan se jo toote koi SAPNA πŸ₯Ί Jag soona soona laage Jag soona soona laage, Koi rahe na jab APNA" 😭😭😭

RK : Arey ye meri taraf kyun dekh raha hai ? πŸ€” πŸ˜†

Sultaan : "Mere yaara tujhe hum, Agar payenge agar payenge 😳
           Humein teri hai kasam, Hum sawar jayenge 😳 "


RK : Biwi , ye kisse bol raha hai mujhe ya tumko ?? πŸ˜†
Madhu : Tumhe I guess 😲🀣

Sultaan : "Do ye saugaat tum, toh zamane ki hum
          Har khushi se mukar jayenge
          HUM MAR JAYENGE 😳 "


RK : Haan thats what we want Bhai 🀣 PACK UP Time from Prithvi now  !!!!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Madhu : Jail mein sunana Police walon ko Gaana 🀣

Police leave along with Sultaan πŸ₯³
MPM are awarded with "Mukti from Kaanch saaf Business" πŸ˜› πŸ˜†

And RishBala are back to being Gulabjamuns dipped in concentrated Sugar Syrup 😳 🀣🀣




PS : Plz NO BASHING of anybody while u comment 😳

Anybody who doesn't get how Kaayanat = CVs, then refer to Page 8 Kashish explained it nicely 🀣🀣
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omg..it was so funny..Niki u r hillerious..🀣🀣🀣
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You nailed banged and hit it Sit! πŸ€£
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Oh superb awesome OS Nikki🀣🀣 excellent, you said it all, didnt i tell you before, join Comedy Circus🀣🀣 you will win hands down πŸ€£πŸ€£
Btw 1st time i read such  long postπŸ˜† bcoz i dnt read long post!!🀣
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updated my comment on page1πŸ˜‰
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HAHAAHA!!!!

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Awesome OS Nikki!!!!! πŸ‘
Loved it and enjoyed it thoroughly!! πŸ˜†
Mota Haddi? Took it from VD's interview? πŸ˜†
And loved Bhai's songs!! And the love cut!! πŸ€£
Loved irritated Madhu!!πŸ˜†
Hats off to your eternal love for MPM! πŸ˜›

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Posted: 10 years ago
Good one. And its lovely that sullu is in jail atlast.