| HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY | CC # 95 (IO) - Page 82

Hosh Main Rahon Kiyun Aaj Main,
Tu Meri Bahon Main Simti Hai,
Mujh Main Samayi Hai Youn,
Jis Tarah Tu thodi Ho Nadi,
Tu Mere Seene Main Chubti Hai,
Sagar Tumara Main Hon.

Pee Loon Teri Dheemi Dheemi Lahron Ki Chamcham.
Pee Loon Teri Saundi Saundi Sanson Ko Har Dam,
Pee Loon Hai Peene Ka Mausam,

A Girl decided to marry
again ...
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because pics of her
last wedding didn't get
enough likes on
facebook :P

Happy Independence day to all. May India become the greatest country of the world.

Ek Aadmi Apne Ghar Par Movie Dekh Raha Tha To,
Vo Aadmi Ek Dam Se Chillaya: "Nooo, Ruk Jaaaooo, Ghode Se Utar Jaao, Ye Ek Jaal Hai Utar Jaaao"

Patni Hairani Se Bhagti-Bhagti Aayi Aur Puchha.

Patni: "Kya Ho Gaya? Kise Warning De Rahe Ho? Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Tum?"

Man: "Hamari Wedding DVD Dekh Raha Hoon" :-D

Tere Sang Ishq Kaari hai,
Tere Sang Ik Khumari Hai,
Tere Sang Chain Bhi Mujhko,
Tere Sang Bekarari hai...

Husband: aaj khaana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya ?

Wife: haan...lekin tumhe kaise pata chala ?

Husband: roz khaane mein kaale baal nikalte the...aaj safed nikle hain.