Da KADKA OS- C-SUN 2
WARNING: Before readin dis pliss sign awl da Petishunz on awl da 69 websitez.
Those who cum heer widout signing anything, unki toh Devi Maiyya hi raksha karna
Attyre: Shock nd Asthma in da seductive clothz nd Arnowji nd Koosie in da Scared outfitz.
Oops sorry galti se mistake, awl da female leads in sarees (plagiarized from awl other Indian women) nd da male leads in da suitz (plagiarized from James Bond-wa)
Asthma nd Shock luked scared.
Ven dey didnt reply Khushi pushed dem wid her hands nd said, 'Baad main jaye aap, baad main jaye apke C-Sun 2.'
Nd den Bashing dun.
Shock puffed up his manly chest until it touched his beard nd said wif da arrogant dialect (plagiarized from da Mughal-E-Azam):
"Wat U talking, Ex-Koosie? Baad mein toh tumhaara C-Sun 1 hai, my show is going 2 cum nd beat awl othas to top the TRP charts ya"
Arnowji butted in be4 Koosie cud speak, nd uttered wif da loin speech "TRP? U meanz da TV Repeat Plagiarists? Coz dats wat U R, yaaraz."
Asthma wheezed into da conversation.
"Shock is right, u know. He's always right, nd he proves dat by turning 2 da camera and winking awl da tym. " Shock nd Arnowji stand chest to chest nd awl da womanly viewers faint wif da testosterone overdose on da screenwa. Arnowji is da first one 2 break da tense face-off, nd he pulls da Koosie in a gentle, non-manhandling way (plagiarized from Ahem-Ahem) nd talks wif da challenge dialect.
"If U tink U R better DAN us, DAN M only pity U ya. Do U haf any idea what U will haf 2 live up to?"
Shock pulls Asthma close as well nd nuzzles her wif his husky beard.
"I'm sure we can match up to anythink U haf dun. After awl, da SP has given us da same title just yesterday for sum reason ya?"
Arnowji walks over to his Khushiba Laptop nd switches it on.
He logs onto YT nd goes to Ismailvegamze's channel.
"Look at dis, U hairy Electric shock. Can U do dis?"
Shock is shocked at awl da hotness, but tries not 2 show it.
"Of course I can, can't I, Asthma sweetie?"
Asthma closes her drooling mouth nd tears her eyes away from da screen.
"Umm...but wat if ur beard scratched my tender pale chicks wen U did da Haldi Ve lyk dat?"
Shock bristles wif angaa nd opens his mouth, but Arnowji plays another video be4 he can say anytink.
"Can U see dat? Do U no how many hitz it got awn YT? Itz a world record in India, frnz."
Shock: "Dats awl old now. It meanz nothing anymore."
Arnowji: "Don't plagiarize my dialogues, U Doctor-hater!"
Shock: "DAN don't show ur jealousy, U old SUV driver! Haf U seen my brand new Audi in da promo? M haf more DAN dat ya. "
Koosie: "More DAN dat? Mere Arnowji ke paas Shantivan hai, Pool hai, Bluetooth hai, Aman hai...aur Di bhi hai. Tumhaare paas kya hai?" (Plagiarism from Deewaar Dun)
Asthma: "Mere shock ke paas bhi bada ghar hai. And we don't even need a poolside coz itz a beachside property ya? And he has a whole army of secretaries, nd not just one , but five Sisters! Beat dat, ya!"
Arnowji: "Ur bluffing, yaaraz. M see ur promo nd ders nothin lyk dat der. Ders wonly da Audi nd da crazy Doctor-hating dialogue wif one wink in da end."
Ashtma blushes lyk da last sun set nd looks away, but Shock steps forward wif a bunch of petishunz.
"See awl dese? Sum people R making da petishunz for us also. U R not da only ones 2 haf dem!"
Arnowji takes da petishunz wif da surprised look on his handsum facewa.
"But dese are awl signed by only U both nd da rest of da crew! Y U mak da jocks, yaara deer? "
Shock takes back da petishunz nd pulls Asthma wif him.
"Bade bade channels mein, chotey chotey crews bhi hote hain, Arnowji. Tum nahi samjhoge."
Arnowji nd Koosie R shocked now, nd speak soon.
"Yaaraz we haf nothing against ur show or da crew. Awl our fans want is for da show 2 be renamed, dats awl."
Asthma: "But why? Itz such a nice name, haf U seen da promo properly?"
Shock pulls Asthma wif da manhandling dialect nd says wif da resigned husky tonez.
"Dey won't understand ya. Der mindz are clouded wif da consummashun thots, lets lef dem in piece while we go nd call SP again."
Asthma looks up (way up) at Shock wif da bright twinkling hopeful eyesite.
"Do U tink our consummashun wil happen soon deer?"
"Of course yaara. M not wait with a million almost-kisses ya?"
Asthma sighs nd cuddles into his manly chest.
Shock turns 2 da camera...and winks
Koosie sees dis nd turns 2 Arnowji.
"Did U see dat Arnowji yaara? He winked! He's such a liar, hez gonna trick dat poor wheezy Asthma...I haf 2 save her!" Arnowji is afraid dat Koosie wil run away on her lifesaving mission, nd so he closes da door, pulls her close nd takes off her saree in one quick move But DAN da saree falls on da laptop nd da button gets pressed, nd DAN dey both see da promo of da C-SUN 2 again. Koosie's mouth opens in a shocked 'O', and Arnowji takes da advantage and slithers-in 2 her chamber of secrets Her mouth, don't tink gutterminz
Dey play da tongue-games for a few minutes, nd DAN dey break apart for da thanda thanda air.
"OOH Arnowji, dats 2 gud! Can U do it again? EK BAAR PHIR, deer!"
Arnow luks at her heaving upper assets nd clutches her close.
He runs his strong arms awl over her nd Chains her to him in a hold dat can Ne'er be broken.
He kisses her again nd again, awl over da pink lyk da rose-bush body.
"Arnowji, M haf no idea dat ur hands r sooo skilled! EK BAAR PHIR, yaara!"
Arnow moanz wif da loin roar nd pulls her down 2 da floor.
Soon dey toss awl der clothes away nd roll around da hole room until dey reach da poolside, where it awl began.
Nd DAN dey fiddle wif der legs under da starz,
Nd consummashun DUN
Awl nite long, da poolside echoez wif Koosie's screamz of "EK BAAR PHIR!" as dey consummate der true, passionate, original, C-Sun 1 Lau again nd again nd again.
But wen da sun finally rises, dey r interrupted by sum1.
Not Aman's phonecall.
Not Dadi's hand.
Not even da fans asking for signatures on petishunz.
None of da above.
Arnow nd Koosie R interrupted by the Mods of IF, who cum der wif da warning dialect.
"We told U dat U cud only fiddle above da necks, but U ne'er listen! We haf no option, we haf 2 ban U now!"
Arnow gets up wif da leisurely movement nd covers up da Koosie wif her dupatta.
"Why don't U try 2 do dat, Mods? Nd DAN U can deal wif awl da 696969 petishunz dat will make ur hole website crash!"
The Mods heer dis nd realize dat dey R no match for Arnow Singh Raizada, especially after he has finally consummated.
Arnowji nd Koosie go bak 2 consummating wif no fear, nd no thots of C-Sun 2.
Kyunki sapnon ki duniya mein rehna hi achcha hai.
Disclaimer:Credit for awl da Images goes 2 da original uploaders.
Uff M finally dun. I hope I managed 2 live up to the bar set by NB's Part-1.
If U lyk it, pliss send me ur complimentz by Pigeon-post.
Nd if U don't, pliss M beg U, don't start da Petishunz against me.
Edited by EXPELLIARMUS - 15 August 2013 at 1:38am