SITUATION 8
"ram kahan ja rhe ho"
shaadi ki rashme shuru ho jati h...tabhi achanak bht tez barish hone lagti h...aplogo ko ye filmi lag rha hoga...but mne dekhi hain aisi shaadiya jinme barish hoti h...aur sab bhing bhing k maza bhi lete hain...maine bhi liya h...mujhe to bas barish aur bahana chahiye...m to thand ke mausam me bhi shaadiyo me barish me bhing k dekha h...han thoodi dant pad jati h but its ok yar...ab badmashi karenge to dant to padegi hi..lol...pr humlog to maza lete hain lekin jinki shaadi hoti h aur jo shaadi karwa rhe hote hain...sabki watt lag jati h...to barish hona bhi koi badi bat nhi h aur middle class shadiya ka barish me bura hal hona bhi koi badi bat nahi h...to barish bht tez hone lagti h...hawaye bhi bht tez chalne lagti hain...
Ram...are yar ye awaze kaisi aa rhi hain...
Rishabh...bhai bahar bht tez barish ho rhi h
ram...kya???..barish ho rhi h???
Rishabh...han bht tez...
Ram...oh shittt...
Ram mandap se uth jata h...
Ma...kya hua ram...??
Ram...are itni tez barish ho rhi h
ma...toh...cmon ram...behav urself...itne bade admi ho...udoge nhi...mera mtlb h yha sab arrengments hamare status k hisab se h...so no problm aram se shaadi karo...
Ram...i know yha sab theek h aur theek hi rhega but mujhe tension kahin aur ki h...
Ma...ram...rukooo...kahan ja rhe ho???
Pr ram nhi sunta h aur seedha priya ki shaadi me pahonch jata h...wha bhi koi jyada problm to nhi hoti h phir bhi kafi tez barish ki wajah se thodi der k liye shaadi rokni padi thi...
Ram...kya hua???...i knew it...i sooo knew it...bola tha mne ek din shaadi mat rakho...main hota to...
Sabhi ram ki taraf dekhne lagte hain kisi ne bhi expect nhi kiya tha ki ram aa jayega...expect to priya ne bhi nhi kiya tha...phir bhi uske chehre pr smile thi...dnt know why...she feels vry happy ...
Shikhar...to kya mr.ram...ap hote to barish rok dete...
Ram...nahi...mera mtlb h???
Shikhar...exactly what i want to know...ap hote to kya kar lete??...i mean aisa kya kar lete jo hum sab nhi kar sakte...
Priya...aap mr.kapoor se aise kyun bat kar rhen hain...??..are wo dost hai mere unhe haq h...
Shikhar...kaise dost hain...??...kya haq h unhe???..kitna haq h...??
Priya...excuse me...wo sirf cunsult dikha rhe hain aur aap bat ka batangdh bna rhe hain...
Shikhar...oh ye consult h...apni shaadi chhod k chale aaye ye sirf consult h???
Ram...i am sorry...shikhar...agr tumhe bura laga...main sirf yhi kehna chah rha ki m hota to kahin aur achhi jagah pr arrengment kara deta...vry sorry mera tumlogo ko hurt karne ka koi irada nhi tha...i know m sirf dost hu aur meri limitations h...it just a consult pls dnt take it otherwise...i am vry sorry...main ja rha hu...pls shikhar...i am sorry...
Shikhar...its ok ram...but u have to b carefull...
Ram...sure...sorry
ram wha se chala jata h..pr bht hurt hota h...aur priya bhi...use shikhar ka ram se is tarah bat karna bilkul pasand nhi ata...sabhi bht disturb ho jate hain...ram ghar pahonchta h...wha bhi sab bht Pareshan rhte hain...ram aa to jata h par rambabu se bole kaun!??...
After 5 days...
Ek bar phir se sharma house me hungama macha hua...ufff..ye bilkul hamare ghar jaisa h...har bat me ovr excitment...chhota kam to kabhi chhota rhta hi nhi h..itni jyada excitment ho jati h ki wo bht bada ho jata h...anyways...shipra ji ne achha khasa hungama macha rakha h...
Shipra...kartik ayesha...are tum log taiyar hue ya nhi..pta nhi kitna time lagta h ..are wha sab khtm ho jayega tab jayenge kya hum..??
Sudhir...are shipra..bade logo ki shadiya itni jaldi khtm nhi hoti hain...shant ho jao
shipra...are kaise shant ho jau...wo h na apki ladli beti priya...usko bhi to yad dilana h...jra phone to kariye use...ki time pr unke yha aa jayegi...uski to adat hi nahi h kahin time par pahonchne ki...
Sudhir...oh shipra kar diya h maine use phone aa jayegi...bachhi nahi h wo...pehle hum to chale...
Shipra...bachhi hoti to takleef hi kya thi...
Sudhir...oh shipra abhi tak usi bat ko lekar baithi ho...jane do na jo ho gya so ho gya...kyun apna khun jalati ho soch soch kar..
Shipra...apne liye nhi sochti hu main...usi ke liye sochti hu..akhir jo beet rha h wo usi par na...agr ram ko rok liya hota to
sudhir...chhodo...are kartik ayesha..jaldi aao bhai der ho rhi h...
Kartik ayesha...aa gye aa gye...chalo
shipra...kitna time lag jata h tumlogo ko...chalo jaldi..
Sabhi neeche aa jate hain tabhi ayesha chillati...
Ayesha...shittt...di ke kapde to andar hi rh gye...
Shipra...hey bhagwan is ladki se ek kam nhi hota dhang se
ayesha...achha theek h ab tum shuru mat ho jana...priya nhi rhti to is ghar ka ek kam dhang se nhi hota bla bla bla...m ja rhi hu lane ...bhai chabhi do...di ki saree andr hi rh gyi...
Kartik...ayesha tu bhi na...
Ayesha priya ki saaree lekar aati h phir sab shaadi me jate hain...priya bhi aa jati h...pr priya aj jaldi aa gyi hoti h...
Sudhir...are dekho priya aa bhi gyi h
priya...kya aplog mujhe hamesha bolte ho aur khud late se aaye...
Sudhir...sorry beta pr main to sabse pehle hi ready tha...inlogo ne hi late kiya...kabhi koi saaree lena bhul jata h to koi chabhi lena...pta nhi tere bina to in sabka kuchh chalta hi nhi h...
Priya...ok..ok...mere kapde to laye ho na...
Shipra...han laye hain..par tu aayi kaise..
Priya...ek rajkumar aaya tha safed ghode par bitha kar chhod gya mujhe...
Sab hasne lagte hain...
Shipra...hehehe..vry funny...seedhe se jawab nhi de sakti h
priya...cmon ma ap sawal hi aise karte ho..are chalo yar mujhe change bhi karna h...kitna ajeeb lagta h jiske ghar shaadi me aao..whi kapde bhi change karo pr tumlogo ki wajah se sab karna padta h...
Ayesha...han qki hum sab apko khush dekhna chahte hain...hamesha..
Priya...oh to khush hone k liye saaree hi pehnna padta h...
Kartik...gggoooddd di apka kuchh nhi ho sakta
shipra...achha ab andar chalo har jagah behas shuru ho jati h..
Sabhi andr jate hain...mushkil ye h ki charo taraf log itne saje sawre dikhte hain ki bas aisa lag rha tha ki priya bhi Jaldi se taiyar ho jaye...pta nhi mujhko to ye samjh nhi ata ki logo ko khushi kis bat ki rhti h jo itna saj sawar k shaadiyo me pahonch jate hain..ye pta h mujhe kaisa lagta h jaise do jane to kunwe me girne ja hi rhe aur sari duniya unhe dhakka dene k liye excited hai ki jao maro...ufff..khair...priya ko finally uska destination i mean washroom mil hi jata h..
Ayesha...di ye rha washroom tum jaldi se change karke aao...
Priya...are tu nahi chalegi
ayesha...cmon di main ja ke kya karungi change apko karna h..main to dulhan ko dekhne ja rhi hu...
Priya...aree par...
Ayesh...jaldi aannnaa
priya...gggooodd...ek to mujhe ye saaree pakada di aur koi help bhi nhi karega hadh h...
Priya change karne chali jati h..badi mehnat mashakkt k bad finally task pura hota h aur priya taiyar hokar bahar nikalti h but asusual..samne se arhe insan se takra jati h...
Priya...shittt...dekhkar nhi chal sakte hain ap...??
Ram..excuse...
Ram priya ko dekhta hi rh jata h..ram ki to itni si awaz bhi priya k liye bht h wo turant samne dekhti h...dono ek dusre ko dekh k ekdm se emotional ho jate hain aur gale laga lete hain...priya to bht rone lagti h...
Ram priya ko seene se hatata h..aur uski ankho me dekhta h...bht sara gussa...bht sare ansu aur pta nhi kya kya rhta h in ankho me...
Priya...why u do this to me...??..why...why..why...
Priya ram ka collr pakad k use hila rhi hoti h...kamal ki ladki h na...hamesha ram ko hila deti h..khud to lakdi jaisi h phir bhi rambabu jaise insan ko hila deti h...dum to h boss...ram priya ke dono hath pakad leta h aur use kiss kar deta h...karna to priya bhi yhi chahti thi pr nhi kar sakti thi...asusual...ladki h na yar...
To b continue...
