Yeah, once it became known Kashif Bhai was fight trainer of Sallu Bhai for WANTED, it became known Salman Bhai alone was responsible for transforming his KHAAS into a LANGDA AAM!π
& NOW----
SALMAN KHAN ONLY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENSURING OUSTER OF CHOOSA HUA AAM FROM BB HOUSE!π‘
Bechara Kashif! π
He spent all his hard earned money, switched from cheap per MB plan of ghastly Internet service provider SIFY to smooth Airtel Broadband, downloaded and studiously watched all episodes of previous seasons of Big Boss on YouTube, made notes and earnestly decided on a strategy to last till final weeks of show this season!βοΈ
Lo & behold!π-----
Gentle, courteous, mild mannered Kashif Quereshi, who back home in Hyderabad streets, says Assalam-walaikum Chacha / Chachi to same people 43-70 times in a single day π, entered the BB House resembling some kind of a love child of Dolly Bindra and Sky Chamanlal Sehgal!π€
-----And he started on the perfect note by promising to rip apart Dillu,Pillu, Toing, Bong, Constipated, Naagin Bindi, 5 Kg Make up Rondu babe and Gentle Dadhiyal in coming weeks!
And who took the wind out of his sails?
Maai-Baap Salman Khan ofcourse.
Pehle hi hafte mein woh haal kiya that compared to Kashif, Aseem seems to have a presence in house and that sums up the misery of Salman's Khaas and our poor AAM!π
One can easily imagine Kashif breaking down in front of Salman and amidst tears come up with a classic like:
Hum Thhe Jinke Sahaare Miyaan,π
Wo Hue Na Humaare Miyaan!!!π
Doobi jab Dil Ki Naiyya Miyaan!!π
Saamne Thhe Kinaare Miyaan!!!π
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