Cruiser Scoop-Why NIRAHUA actually got evicted? :(

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This Task of BB-6 and the performance wasn't aired for obvious reasons! 😕

BIG BOSS: Sampat, Dinesh Pal Yadav--Nirahua!

SAMPAT& NIRAHUA: Jee Big Bose?😲

BIG BOSS: Big Boss chaahte hain, ki is hafte aap dono ko ek khaas task diya jaaye. Big Boss chaahte hain, ki Big Boss ke ghar, ya phir is ghar ke Mezbaan Salman Khan ke baare mein aap koi Kavita ya Geet Sunaayein.😊

SAMPAT & NIRAHUA: Jee Big Bose!

BIG BOSS: Kavita ya Geet aisa hona chaahiye, jismein aapke Pradesh-UP-Bhojpur ki khushboo aaye aur Big Boss ka Mann, Prasann ho jaaye!

SAMPAT & NIRAHUA: Jee Big Bose!😲

After 40 minutes Sampat Pal Devi and Dinesh Lal Yadav come up with the following parody:

CLICK ON YOU TUBE VID...LISTEN TO SONG...AS YOU READ THE LYRICS!😊

(Once O Womaniya chant starts)!

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBqaM8txf9I[/YOUTUBE]

Ho ho SALMANIYAA (repeat 3 times)
O SALMANIYAA
Aa ha SALMANIYAA (repeat 2 times)

Maange sab tujhse.., prem nishaniyaan

Maange sab tujhse.., prem nishaniyaan

Maange sab tujhse.., prem nishaniyaan

Maange sab tujhse.., prem nishaniyaan

Daaru tu piye jab, darr jaaye duniyaa
Daaru tu piye jab, darr jaaye duniyaa
Haan, Daaru tu piye jab, darr jaaye duniyaa
Daaru tu piye jab, darr jaaye duniyaa!

Badle mein pyaar ke, kare na  tu Saadi----haaye
Badle mein pyaar ke, kare na tu Saadi
Badle mein pyaar ke, kare na tu Saadi
Ooopar se sote huon par chadha de tu Gaadi!

Oh.. ho ho ho ho aa ha aa ha (repeat 2 times)
La la la ha aa ha aa ah aha aa

Ho SALMANIYAA
Aa ha SALMANIYAA
Ho SALMANIYAA
Aa ha SALMANIYAA

Reh reh ke maare, Hiran-Hiraniyaa (Haan)
Reh reh ke maare, Hiran-Hiraniyaa
Jeep mein tu laaye
Maari Hiraniyaa
Jeep mein tu laaye
Maari Hiraniyaa
Pakda jab jaaye toh Roni Sooratiya--.
Haaaye---

Pakda jab jaaye toh Roni Sooratiya
Pakda jab jaaye toh Roni Sooratiya
Jail mein tu kaate time, BEING HUMANIYA!

Oh.. ho ho ho ho aa ha aa ha
Oh.. ho ho ho ho aa ha aa ha
Oh.. ho ho ho ho aa ha aa ha
La la la la la..

Ho SALMANIYA
Aa ha SALMANIYA

Hey SALMANIYA
Oho SALMANIYA
Yi hai SALMANIYA
Yi hai SALMANIYA
Ho SALMANIYA
Aa ha SALMANIYA

Bolega Katrina.., chal kar lein Saadi
Bolega Katrina.., chal kar lein Saadi
Bolega Katrina.., chal kar lein Saadi
Bolega Katrina.., chal kar lein Saadi

Hey Saadi bahaane wo, maare hai latiyaan
Saadi bahaane wo, maare hai latiyaan
Saadi bahaane wo, (latiyaan, latiyaan..) maare hai latiyaan 

Aish jaise, bhaagegi--.Kaif Katraniyaa---Katraniyaa, Katraniyaa
Aish jaise, bhaagegi--Kaif Katraniyaa
Aish jaise, bhaagegi--Kaif Katraniyaa
Ho Saadi naa karna chaahe, bhaag jaana Londoniyaa

Oh ho oh ho oh ho
Aa ha aa ha aa ha
Ho la la la la..
La la la la

Ho SALMANIYA
Aa ha SALMANIYA (repeat twice)
Yehe SALMANIYA
Oh SALMANIYA
Oyi SALMANIYA
Aa ha SALMANIYA

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PS: Unfortunately, Salman did not approve of this creativity! As Sampat Pal Devi wasn't nominated, he could not do much about her this week, but it is rumoured, Nirahua became Gira-Hua because of Sallu wrath and came out of house, Luta-Hua & Pita Hua kinds! 😭

This content was originally posted by: Mrsimisam

I think i've read dis one in BW section...isn't it Cruiser..??>>😉

This content was originally posted by: Saniya93

Nice one cruiser

This content was originally posted by: sscomp32

Nice Parody Cruiserji, I thoroughly enjoyed it.