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Gossip Girl Season 5, Ep22 Full Recap & video
Raiders of the Lost Art
Is Diana really Chuck's mom? Is Jack Bass really Chuck's dad? We're rumbling to a conclusion on tonight's Gossip Girl. Serena is still being Gossip Girl. Nate is still sleeping with Chuck's mom and stole her dayplanner. Diana is mad. She also tells Jack she's not Chuck's bloody mother. Chuck is trying to crack Diana's dayplanner code. Dan and Blair and still together, boringly. There's just no spark, sorry. Dan is still trying to work on his book and he needs a fiery bolt of inspiration. Blair says she doesn't want to mope anymore. Blair they give each other a lot of freedom because they trust each other sooo much. mmmhmmm. On the way to regain herself, Blair runs into Chuck, who asks her to crack Diana's code. Huzzah, she agrees to help him. And Lola asks Serena to help her by searching Diana's office. Serena agrees but tells Diana everything. Will this all converge at some party tonight? Who knows? Let the blackmailing begin! Blair mostly breaks the code immediately, having changed into a tight blue dress which has magic powers. They all meet at Chuck/Nate's apartment to discuss the code, where Serena tries to steal the book back. She is the worst stealer ever. and they catch her. Serena agrees to work for the Blair/Chuck/Nate trio. Dan meets some Italian woman who invites him to come to Rome to write for the summer. Oh no! But Dan has a girlfriend! When he calls Blair to tell her, she's occupied and is like buh-bye. Dorota helps break the code by massaging it out of Diana. They call one of the phone numbers and it's some event at some place at 9 p.m. Diana allegedly gives Gossip Girl's real number to Serena, and then Lola takes it because she's trying to trick Serena. Oh this is all very confusing. We're all at the secret party tonight which seems to a roving brothel in which girls walk around in white underwear, much like the "fashion" show the other week. Blair and Chuck go off to one of the bedrooms, allegedly to search for Jack. Diana also appears at the brothel. Dan is waiting outside the party but doesn't want to go in because he wants to trust Blair. Diana is apparently the boss of the brothel. Then Blair runs into something very surprising! But we don't know what it is and Jack tells Blair not to tell. Blair doesn't really tell, but she tells Chuck to check out the house. Oh no! the party ended early. Chuck found Jack and Lola and Nate found Diana (who is allegedly slated to reappear next season.) Suddenly, Serena finds out she's blocked from updating Gossip Girl. How did that happen? Turns out Lola scammed Serena, so the real GG has the laptop back. What naughtiness! Dan calls Rome and says no. Man, he is going to resent Blair for that. But he doesn't tell Blair he turned it down for her, he tells her they found someone else. Awwh, he tells her he loves her. And Blair says "I knew that." How romantic. Chuck goes back to the scary house. He opens the door and Bart Bass is standing there with Diana.
P Recap...The Fugitives
Serena poses as Blair as a favor; Ivy and Lola help Chuck with a personal revenge; Nate makes an important decision about his future.
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