350 Threads Of Unbreakable Bond:We Are The Dare Devils - Page 6

Nik: Shilpu, you called that one.  😆 The paparazzi are definitely gonna be lining up behind that outfit.😉

Arpu: And behind that booty🤣

Shilpu: They don't need to be "behind" the view is see through all over🤣🤣🤣

Arpu: I wonder if that bra is from Victoria's Secret😲🤣

Nik: It's not a secret anymore🥳🤣🤣

Shilpu: Especially with those disco shorts she's rocking🤣🤣

Nik: But seriously you think she'd break out of character at least for a red carpet event

Arpu: She's an item girl, ek hi item karti hai

Shilpu: Aur Ek hi kapra pehnthi hai 🤣🤣🤣

Nik: Does that mean she goes by Sheila too??😲😲😲

Arpu: Probably.  She's in character, you know being Shelia is sooo difficult 😒

Shilpu: It must suck to be so SEXY🤣🤣🤣

Arpu: I wonder which poor man she stole that tie shie from😲

Nik: You know it was a Prem😉

Arpu: Now whether it was Dabang wala aura ajab gazab wale...😆

Shilpu: Yeh to Rub-ba hi jaane🤣🤣🤣🤣

On Stage

*Shilpu is balle balleing on stage*

Niks and Arpu look at each other. 🤓😲

Niks whispers loudly to Arpu: What is she doing?😲😲

Arpu simply shrugs😕

Shilpu: Loudly Munni Badnaam hui darling tere liye...*imitates dance moves*

Niks: Quickly pulls earbuds out of Shilpu's ears🤔

Arpu jostles Shilpu😡

Niks: Arree what are you doing?😡

Arpu: Munni is already badnaamed and gone, we are talking about Sheila now😆

Shilpu: Pisssh, Munni is original.  I will never abandon her for that jawani Sheila ki bachi😒😭

Niks: Shilpu seriously not everything is about you...😆

Shilpu: Says who?😲😲

Niks and Arpu together: Says US!🤣🤣

Shilpu: Fine. But I don't know her dance moves 😭

Arpu and Niks start to laugh: Don't worry WE DO!!!🤣🤣

And they proceed to show Shilpu the moves while singing "My name is SHILPU!!!"🤣🤣🤣

Although not always around all the time her presence is always made known, never loyal to one show, but rather knower of all.  😎(And by know I mean who's with whom and whose NOT supposed to be with whom  🤣🤣).  She's staying on top of the latest gossip and keeping her title as the one liner master in gear.  😆 She's always willing to join any topic on the thread and manages to turn any upsetting news into ROFL-ing news🤣🤣.  She has recently been promoted within the growing FedEx Empire which has under gone globalization recently with it's newest acquisition of PV😲🤣.  It seems as though this PJ will be needed sooner than thought for new advertising slogans if Yash continues to order from the FedEx stock.   🤣🤣

Arpu: Man I had such high hopes for her😒

NIk: I know what you mean.  With all the talks of her finally returning to films after a long hiatus I expected something wowing😲

Shilpu: Or at least 'now-ing'

Arpu: Did she really think a dress from the 1990s would still fly

NIks: I don't even know if it flew back then😆

Shilpu: Forget the time stamp on it.  Please take a look at that bling😲😲

Arpu: I know that's more bling than Lil Wayne's Grillz🤣

Niks: Or Hitler Didi's medals

Shilpu: And what's that???😲

Arpu: What? Her hair is up so we can't discuss much on that😕

NIks: And her accessories are limited to a pair of earrings, so cant really dissect that😕😕

Shilpu: Are you guys nuts?? For reals?? You don't see that other accessory she has come with? That accessory she must have dissected??😲😲😲😲

Arpu and Niks look at each in other in confusion😕😕

Shilpu: Teri tho...she has come with an extra hand😲🤣🤣🤣🤣

All three stare in shocked silence...😲😲😲

On Stage

Niks: Ooochi hai building

Arpu: Lift tera band hai

Shilpu: Tho kaise mein aau?

Niks: zebra isthamal ke 

All three start to snicker...

Arpu: Vaise I wonder gals how do you say zebra in hindi?

NIks: I don't know.  Hang on I'm googling it.

Shilpu: Jebra.

Arpu: Yeh zebra, how do you say it.

Niks: Ugggh stupid mobile service.  I knew I should gone with our sponsers.

Shilpu: JEBRA!!!!

Both Arpu and Niks pause.

Shilpu: Aree gadheris Z-ebra is JEE-BRA in hindi there is NO new word

Arpu: Shut up you just wanted to show your 'frank' ness by talking about bras

Niks: At least it wasn't balls

Shilpu: 😳

All three crack up.