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Posted: 11 years ago

Maine pyar kiya...
'hell shocked Mayank'  KYA
Tumne dekhi toh nahi hogi...
expressions change n Mayank gives n audible laugh of relief...Par iska hamari situation se kya lena dena... πŸ˜†
Posted: 11 years ago
this is hilarious 🀣

Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I ...am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') – "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said – "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no… I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education it self was so much of pain!!

Interviewer : Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platforms. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?
Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate : It is a common sense – C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up w it h a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?
Candidate : My general experience about projects is – most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words like – 'Showstoppers ' , 'hot fixes', 'SEI-CMM', 'quality', 'version control', 'deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress Management' in the HRD of Infosys.

So Excellence is not the only thing Needed. Its the Unique Quality of a Person which can let anyone to Success. Work on Your own Field rather then following somebody else's Path
Posted: 11 years ago

"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant...but scary. " ... Ron
Edited by Payal-15 - 11 years ago
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by Payal-15


Nicely made it is...πŸ‘
made by Aanchal...πŸ˜ƒ
Awww..this is soo beautful!!.IU loved the colouring!!..and also the pics😍
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by Payal-15


okay this is wierd πŸ˜†

 
 
After the exit of Mrunal Jain in Zee TV's Hitler Didi, there is a new entry to enter the show. There would be a debutant actor who makes his debut opposite the talented Rati Pandey who has already created a stir with the Production House and the channel will now be seen in Hitler Didi.

"Nayakiraayadar would essay the character of Rishi's rival. He will first bump into Indira (Rati Pandey) through an accident. But Indira would be unaware his intentions to enter Sharma Nivas as a nayakiraayadar and would popularly be called as NK, "informs a source.

Talking about her character a source adds, "NK is a fun loving, naughty and a comic person who falls in love at first sight and enters Sharma Nivas to woo Indira."

When contacted, Debutant confirms, " My character is of Nayakiraayadar who is in love with Indira and wants to marry her. Circumstances would favor NK as Indira and Rishi part away and I would try to get close to Indira by becoming a friend, but will Indira fall in love or not, you need to wait and watch."

Sumit Vats on the other hand confirms, "Yes, He will play the role of Nayakiraayadar aka NK and I am looking forward to work with a new comer."

With this Hitler Didi welcomes a new track'

so every lead has to peeche pado Indira n preferably has to come n live in her house as a kiraayedaar 😳
kya lead pe lead they are badling...aise kuch nahi hone wala...ek dhang ka lead laate...saalo saal chalta πŸ˜†
W*F🀣🀣
is bande ka koi naam waam bhi hai ya nahi...ofscreen they call him "Debutant"..and onscreen "Nayakirayedar"🀣..WAH!!πŸ‘πŸ‘...kya zameen khodkar laa rahe hain is bande ko??🀣
 
and BTW mrunal ko itrni jaldi alvida keh diya..bekar mein hi itna drama create kiya tha Sameer ke character ko lekar😳
 
and BTW ab isme SRK se bhi debut kara lein toh bhi is show ko koi nahi bacha sakta🀣...untill and unless..you knoww...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜†
 
lagta hai Inshi-Winshi ka jaadoo tai tai phiss ho gaya...πŸ‘ŽπŸΌπŸ€£
 
 
Posted: 11 years ago
BTW Pallu you were soo right...is show ka naam "Hitler Didi ke kirayedaar" rakh dena chahiye./.becoz CVs are bent upon bringing new kirayedaars ...and show their talent...πŸ₯±
 
kasam khake baithge hain ki...Duniya ke bhar ke saare actors le aayenge lekin kaam ke insaan ko nahi layenge...GO TO HELL ZEEEπŸ‘ŽπŸΌ
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by Payal-15



Maine pyar kiya...
'hell shocked Mayank'  KYA
Tumne dekhi toh nahi hogi...
expressions change n Mayank gives n audible laugh of relief...Par iska hamari situation se kya lena dena... πŸ˜†
He was really cute in this scene.."Meri maa bhi bilkul aise hi mere baal sukhati thi..main itna mana karta tha..phir bhi mere baalon ko chuti thi..maanti hi nahi thi"..he was telling this to her like a small child..
πŸ˜†
and she was bent upon drying his hair...peeche padh gayi thi uske🀣...and used to get soo irritated.."Balon ko haath mat lagao"πŸ˜†
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by Payal-15




awww Pallu this is really cute!!...I loved the colouring...kaun sa effect hai yeh??πŸ˜†
 
BTW Mayank ki jhand ho gayi thi when he sat on that khatiya...ad the looks he was passing to her when she was making up the stories...T0oo Good!!πŸ˜†

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