BIG BOSS ANNOUNCEMENT:
SKY! Big Boss Chaahte hain, ki aap confession room mein aayein!
(In Confession room)
SKY: Ji Big Boss?
BIG BOSS: Sky! Big Boss ne aapko roz Chaand aur Chandni ke bare mein kavita likhne ka ek task diya thha!
SKY(Excited): Ji Big Boss. I hope, pasand aayi aapko meri shaayri, Big Boss.😛
BIG BOSS (Angrily): Big Boss Chaahte hain ki aap zindagi mein kabhi, dobaara Shero-Shaayri naa karein! Aapki kavitaayein sun-kar, Big Boss beemar pad gaye. Big Boss ko Ultiyaan aayi, Big Boss Ko chakkar aaye aur Big Boss, Toilet seat par lehrakar gir pade-----SKY! (PAUSE)--- Big Boss ka sir phat gaya aur is waqt Big Boss, Sir par patti baandh-kar baithe hain aur Sardar Kartar Singh Ludhiane Waale lag rahe hain. Big Boss ka dil kar raha hai, aapka khoon pee jaayen Sky----😡
SKY (Angrily): O, Hello! Hello! Aisi baat hai Big Boss, toh mujhe naheen karna hai ye show. Main koi professional poet hoon kya? What is this nonsense? Main apna Microphone nikaal raha hoon'..Mujhe fauran yahaan se nikaala jaaye. Main Sid ki tarah naatak naheen kar raha hoon---Main sacchhi main kood jaunga haan??
SALMAN'S VOICE: Arey mere Pyaare---Mere Dulare'Kyun bina matlab Laal-Peela ho raha hai---Mere Laal, Mere Peeley! Aaun kya andar? Nikaaloon tujhko baahar Moongilal?😉
SKY (Stammerring): Arey wo, Salman Bhai--Ji, wo Main---Main---Main'Main-wo Main-Main----😳
SALMAN'S VOICE: Abey Punjab ke Pyjaame, Chennai Ki Lungi, ----------Speakers se nikal kar, bajaun kya Pungi? ----Shahrukh kyun ban gaya? Main-Main hi karega, ya kucchh bolega bhi?
SKY (Pleading): Salman bhai, maine Sanju Baba ko promise kiya hai. Main yaheen rehna chaahta hoon Salman bhai. Mujhe ek mauka aur deejiye please---
SALMAN'S VOICE: Ajeeb hai yaar tu? Hunhhh!😲
SKY: Salman bhai please----
SALMAN'S VOICE: Chal accha ek mauka diya tujhko. Chal, Kolaveri-Di gaana suna mujhe aur Big Boss ko'
SKY (Crestfallen): Salman bhai, maine naheen dekha Kolaveri-Di video bhaijaan--.
SALMAN's VOICE: Abey Bhaijaan ki Paan ki dukaan--Mujhe maloom thha, abbey tune dekha kya zindagi mein Sky Walker? Sirf Sunny Leone ke video, Pee-Pee ke Johnny Walker?⭐️
BIG BOSS's VOICE: Big Boss Chaahte hain, ki Sky---Aap apne saamne
rakhe Laptop par Windows Media Player ka PLAY tab click karein. Aap Kolaveri Di
gaane ka video dekhenge! Uske baad aap Salman Khan ko Kolaveri Di, ya Kolaveri
ka apna Version sunayenge.
Big Boss koi khatra mole naheen lena chaahte------Isliye Big Boss yahaan se fauran, khisak rahe hain! (Big Boss escapes away)
Sky clicks PLAY tab and watches the following video before coming up with his own version:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR12Z8f1Dh8[/YOUTUBE]
SKY : Salman Bhai----------'ok'
yo boys i am singing song
(soup song)---------- (flop song)
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
(rhythm correct)
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
(maintain please)
Why this Pooja Bedi..-------aaadi'.(MISTAKE MISTAKE)
Mahek la problem-u-problem-u,
Lipstick-u colour-u blue-u!
Somehow Mahek-u Out-u Out-u,
Now Mahek-u back-u back-u!!
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
White skin-u Boy-u Sid-u,
Sid-u Heart-u Black-u, Black-u!
Sid-u Fighting Sky-u Sky-u
I Thought Sid-u Kid-u Brotherrr-u Brother-u!!
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
Maama notes eduthuko, apdiye kaila snacks eduthuko,
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan,
(Sariya vaasi)
hahahaha'. Super---- Salman maama ready?
1 2 3 4 Whaa Waat A Change Over Sallu Maama?
Ok Maama Now Tune change-u
Kaila glass-u
ONLY ENGLISH
Sallu threaten Me Outt-u House-u
I cry-u, cry-u- Cry-u,
I Say No-u, Please-u, Please-u
Lett me stay-u in-u the-u House-u!
Empty life-u Sunny come-u
Life enter-u Fourth-u gear-u
Amar-u playing Dirty Game-u, Game-u
Juhi Eating-u. Juhi Munching-u, Juhi Sleeping-u
I Want-u remain-u Here-u
This-u song-u For Biggg Bosss-u
I don't have choice-u
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
Why this Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss, Biggg Bosss-5?
SALMAN'S VOICE: Hahahaha. 😆 Abey Moongilaal. Fultoo, Full Time Entertainment hai tu meri jaan. 😆---Hanste Hanste aankhon se aansoo aa gaye meri----Abey tujhe kaun nikaal sakta hai? Tujhe main kabhi naheen Nikalunga. Big Boss-5 mein naheen, Big Boss-6 mein naheen, Big Boss-7 mein bhi naheen! Chal andar jaa, aur Juhi ke saath agla plan bana! Chal!
SKY: Love you bro!
SALMAN'S VOICE: Hmmm. Hain??😲
SKY (Leechad looks): Love you---Love you bro!👏
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