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89th NMG - IO - Cold ko cold katata hai <3 (Page 55)

aysha_mayur IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 26 December 2011 at 12:57pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Komal.SweetArTi

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

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Posted: 26 December 2011 at 12:57pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by aysha_mayur

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.


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Ye Kitna Puraana Joke hai...Itni der dhoondh k bhi u are Posting this...I am Dead...Dead
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Posted: 26 December 2011 at 12:59pm | IP Logged
Komal.SweetArTiaysha_mayur
 
Ok this was actually looking goodEmbarrassedLOL
aysha_mayur IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 26 December 2011 at 1:00pm | IP Logged
Arz kiya hai...
Na jaan na pechaan, mai tera mehmaan...
Na jaan na pechaan, mai tera mehmaan...
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and the award goes to... A. R Rahman.
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Posted: 26 December 2011 at 1:01pm | IP Logged
Ek baar ek terrorist ne Kamla ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.

Log chillaye : kamla bomb hai, kamla bomb hai.

kamla sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi.


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Posted: 26 December 2011 at 1:01pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by aysha_mayur

Arz kiya hai...
Na jaan na pechaan, mai tera mehmaan...
Na jaan na pechaan, mai tera mehmaan...
.
..
...
..
.
and the award goes to... A. R Rahman.
ROFL

ROFL
aysha_mayur IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 26 December 2011 at 1:01pm | IP Logged
Chawl k sath khao rajma
Chawl k sath khao rajma
Azma Luk Azma…Azma Luk Azma

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Posted: 26 December 2011 at 1:03pm | IP Logged
Dad to son: When I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your toothbrush


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