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Lavanya is pacing delicately around the room,perched on her finely balanced stilettos .. She is very worried yet careful not to crease her face lest she gets worry lines , angry and wants to teach Waat tha Man a lesson ... She sends S.O.S to Chamkeeli ...A Happy Chamkeeli who was looking forward to her breakfast reluctantly decides to forgo her quota of food and eats only 4 parantha's [ghee maarke], a dal Makhni, Sarson ka Saag, Paneer Kofta and leaves for RM..
Khushi; Kya Hua,Khya Hua, lavanyaji..Aapne humein ithni jaldi kyun bhullaya ..
La; Chumkeeli , Dekhona..ASR has dumped me !! I want to teach him a Lesson, Chumkeeli..Tell me what shud I do??
Khushi; Kya !! [murmuring to herself] Since when did Laad gavarnor become so intelligent [ Aloud] ..Han, Lavanyaji, U shud definitely teach him a lesson , [Thinking furiously for a second] U shud get married to ANOTHER MAN right in front of his eyes ..
La; But Chumkeeli, Shaadi tho mandap main hotha hai, eyes main thodi hi hotha hai..
Khushi ; Hamara Matlab hai, Aap unnke saamne unse bhi ache, bhale, aadmi se shaadi karle
La; Ohh !! U mean revenge !! Cool !! U know ...Donald Trump always has eyes on young things..May be I shud strut in front of his office and he will point his finger at me n say ' You are Selected "
Khushi ; doo-naa-dad, Tara-mm-pp !!! Nahi, Nahi Lavanya Ji... Yeh Band-vand tho shaadi ke baad hothi hai Abhi se Nahi..
La; Donald Trump, Chumkeeli Not Band !! Ohh Forget it !!
Khushi [Hastily] ; Lavanyaji.. Jab hamari desh main hi ache ache ladke milthe hain tho firango se kyun shaadi..
La; wht r u saying, Chumkeeli ..??
Khushi ; Dekhiye , Hamari desh main hi bahut saare naujawan, hate khate munde hain .. Naitikji ko hi lelijiye..Kithne susheel, kithne samajhdaar hain, iss chotti umar main hi apne pithaji ke karrobar sambhal rahe hain..
La; car and Bar ko kaise sambhal sakthe hain..woh kya bar tender aur Valet hai ..Main nahi karoongi isse Shaadi !!
Khushi [ pulling a face]; Acha , Tho teekh hai, hamari Allahabad ki Krishnaji se kijiye ..Bade dole shole hai unnke, saath main ek ache khaase restaurant bhi hain.. aapko pakane ke bhi zaroorat nahi ..
La [ Horrified] ; Nahii, Chumkeeli .. woh food main zyada Ghee daaltha hai aur Chai bhi sugar free nahi hai ...tumne dekha na.. woh Krishna jab aaya ithna pathla tha , restaurant kholne ke baad Dunlop Tyre bangaya ..Main Shaadi ki tho , Main bhi Good Years ban jaaongi uppar se mujhe na preach bhi karni padegi aur main ithni lambi dialogs yaad nahi kar sakthi.. ..
Khushi ; Yeh Bhi Napaas hogaya .. [ Eureka ] Suraji..Haan, Surajji se keejiye Shaadi.. Pushkar ke bahut bade Halwayi hai,He is a rapidly rising enterpreneur ..Woh aapko Khush Rakhenge ..
La; Chumkeeli, woh Bhabho haina, woh mujhe Suraj ke shop main jaake kaam karne ko kahegi aur main woh stove ke heat main, aur sun main jaake tan hojaongi, aur pimples bhi hojayegi,,, aur mera pimples sirf Niagara waterfall ke water se hi heal hothe hai ..
Khushi [ wonder-struck ]; Naya-Agra .. Yeh kabse bani..Lavanyaji..Agra tho sirf ek hi hai aur wahan koi jharne nahi hai
La [ rolling her eyes] ;not Naya-agra , Chumkeeli Niagra [ realizing the futility of it] whuteva !!
Khushi ; Teek hai, Teek hai..Aap Gussa math o.. [ face brightening , eyes gleaming] ..Lavanyaji.. Aapko aisa insaan chahiye jo aamir ho, sushil ho, jiske paas bade parivar ho aur aapko khoob Pyar bhi kare.. Aur aisa munda hai Virenji ..
La; what ?? That Lawyer ... No, Chumkeeli..Jab bhi woh Law, law ke baat karenge..mujhe bahut confuse hogi ke whether he is calling me or discussing Law ..and also they are strict disciplinarians and live life according to rules.. and mujhe rules se allergy hai
Khushi ; Hum Kuch socthe hain... *IDEA*
La; Nahi, Chumkili ..Main Airtel use karthi hoon ..
Khushi; woh walei Idea nahi, Lavanyaji..yeh .. Ideawali Idea hai ..Kyun Na hum ek Swayamvar racha de .. aur aap unnme se select kijiye..
~ INVITATION ~
Young Men , U are cordially invited to take part in Lavanya's Swayamvar ..Please apply if u meet the requisite conditions ..
* U shud be stinking rich..
*.U shud never think of Lavanya as Human only as Arm Candy
* U shud always shower her with gifts
* U shud have separate Bed rooms
* U shud always stay outta sight unless she wants a signature in the cheque..
* U shud never yell/shout at her..
*.U shud never think of Lavanya as Human only as Arm Candy
* U shud always shower her with gifts
* U shud have separate Bed rooms
* U shud always stay outta sight unless she wants a signature in the cheque..
* U shud never yell/shout at her..
Extra points if u have SAPA franchisee ...
Rush ur entries ..
Dear Friends, Please suggest some hanshum rich, eligible lads for Miss.Lavanya Kashyap ..
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