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Lavanya's Swayamvar !!

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Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:05am | IP Logged

Lavanya is pacing delicately around the room,perched on her finely balanced stilettos .. She is very worried yet careful not to crease her face lest she gets worry lines  , angry  and wants to teach Waat tha Man a lesson ... She sends S.O.S to Chamkeeli ...A Happy Chamkeeli who was looking forward to her breakfast reluctantly decides to forgo her quota of food and eats only 4 parantha's [ghee maarke], a dal Makhni, Sarson ka Saag, Paneer Kofta and  leaves for RM..


Khushi; Kya Hua,Khya Hua, lavanyaji..Aapne humein ithni jaldi kyun bhullaya ..


La; Chumkeeli , Dekhona..ASR has dumped me !! I want to teach him a Lesson, Chumkeeli..Tell me what shud I do??


Khushi; Kya !! [murmuring to herself] Since when did Laad gavarnor become so intelligent [ Aloud] ..Han, Lavanyaji, U shud definitely teach him a lesson , [Thinking furiously for a second]  U  shud get married to ANOTHER MAN right in front of his eyes ..


La; But Chumkeeli, Shaadi tho mandap main hotha hai, eyes main thodi hi hotha hai..


Khushi ; Hamara Matlab hai,  Aap unnke saamne unse bhi ache, bhale, aadmi se shaadi karle


La; Ohh !! U mean revenge !! Cool !! U know ...Donald Trump always has eyes on young things..May be I shud strut  in front of his office and he will point his finger at me n say ' You are Selected "


Khushi ; doo-naa-dad, Tara-mm-pp  !!! Nahi, Nahi  Lavanya Ji... Yeh Band-vand tho shaadi  ke baad hothi hai  Abhi se Nahi..


La; Donald Trump, Chumkeeli Not Band !!  Ohh Forget it !!


Khushi [Hastily] ;  Lavanyaji.. Jab hamari desh main hi ache ache ladke milthe hain tho firango se kyun shaadi..

La; wht r u saying, Chumkeeli ..??


Khushi ; Dekhiye , Hamari desh main hi bahut saare naujawan, hate khate munde hain .. Naitikji ko hi lelijiye..Kithne susheel, kithne samajhdaar  hain, iss chotti umar main hi  apne pithaji ke karrobar sambhal rahe hain..


La; car and Bar ko kaise sambhal sakthe hain..woh kya bar tender aur Valet hai ..Main nahi karoongi isse Shaadi !!


Khushi [ pulling a face]; Acha , Tho teekh hai, hamari Allahabad ki Krishnaji se kijiye ..Bade dole shole hai unnke, saath main  ek ache khaase restaurant bhi hain.. aapko pakane ke bhi zaroorat nahi ..


La [ Horrified] ; Nahii, Chumkeeli .. woh food main zyada Ghee daaltha hai aur Chai bhi sugar free nahi hai ...tumne dekha na.. woh Krishna jab aaya ithna pathla tha , restaurant kholne ke baad Dunlop Tyre bangaya ..Main  Shaadi ki tho , Main bhi Good Years ban jaaongi uppar se  mujhe na preach bhi karni padegi aur main ithni lambi dialogs yaad nahi kar sakthi.. ..


Khushi ; Yeh Bhi Napaas hogaya .. [ Eureka ] Suraji..Haan, Surajji  se keejiye Shaadi.. Pushkar ke bahut bade Halwayi hai,He is  a rapidly rising  enterpreneur ..Woh  aapko Khush Rakhenge ..


La;  Chumkeeli, woh Bhabho haina, woh mujhe Suraj ke shop main jaake kaam karne ko kahegi  aur main woh stove ke heat main, aur sun main jaake tan hojaongi, aur pimples bhi hojayegi,,, aur mera pimples sirf Niagara waterfall ke water se hi heal hothe hai ..


Khushi [ wonder-struck ]; Naya-Agra .. Yeh kabse bani..Lavanyaji..Agra tho sirf ek hi hai aur wahan koi jharne nahi hai


La [ rolling her eyes] ;not Naya-agra , Chumkeeli Niagra  [ realizing the futility of it] whuteva !!


Khushi ; Teek hai, Teek hai..Aap Gussa math o.. [ face brightening , eyes gleaming] ..Lavanyaji.. Aapko aisa  insaan chahiye jo  aamir ho, sushil ho, jiske paas bade parivar ho aur aapko khoob Pyar bhi kare.. Aur aisa munda hai Virenji ..


La; what ?? That Lawyer ... No, Chumkeeli..Jab bhi woh Law, law ke baat karenge..mujhe bahut confuse hogi ke whether he is calling me or discussing Law ..and also they are strict disciplinarians and live life according to rules.. and mujhe rules se allergy hai


Khushi ; Hum  Kuch socthe hain... *IDEA*


La; Nahi, Chumkili ..Main Airtel use karthi hoon ..


Khushi; woh walei Idea nahi, Lavanyaji..yeh .. Ideawali Idea hai ..Kyun Na hum ek Swayamvar racha de .. aur aap  unnme se select kijiye..



~ INVITATION ~

 Young Men , U are cordially invited to take part in Lavanya's  Swayamvar ..Please apply if u meet the requisite conditions ..

* U shud be stinking rich..

*.U shud never  think of Lavanya as Human only as Arm Candy

* U shud always shower her with gifts

* U shud have separate Bed rooms

* U shud  always stay outta sight unless she wants a signature in the   cheque..

* U shud never yell/shout at her..


Extra points if u have SAPA  franchisee ...

Rush ur entries ..


Dear Friends, Please suggest some hanshum rich, eligible lads for Miss.Lavanya Kashyap ..




Edited by tanthya - 21 December 2011 at 12:39am

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Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:25am | IP Logged
omggg..u r hillirious..loved the post..la ka swayamvar..ur sense of humor..loved it..like that NGC and discovery post abt that snake...u r amazing..i was roflin

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Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:27am | IP Logged
too good sathu yaara Wink

how abt that Ridge Forrestor from bold and the beautiful...maybe a bit old..but what say..nice..nah LOL

kya karein...don't know any desis jaan...hum videsh mei hi atke hai Wink


Edited by appy2011 - 20 December 2011 at 12:30am

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Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:29am | IP Logged
Kya baat .. kya baat... kya baat... LOL

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Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:31am | IP Logged
Originally posted by monsi08

Kya baat .. kya baat... kya baat... LOL


monsi yaara...aa gale lag jaa Hug
and you too sathu Hug

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Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:36am | IP Logged
How abt the mami's new relative??? Wink

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Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:49am | IP Logged
ha..ha...very hilarious post !!

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Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:51am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sarach

omggg..u r hillirious..loved the post..la ka swayamvar..ur sense of humor..loved it..like that NGC and discovery post abt that snake...u r amazing..i was roflin


Thank you, Sarach ...

Blame it on multiple personality disorder, sometimes I mind travel into Monkeys period and my tail twitches and out comes such posts ROFL

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