Weird PR 5 (The TRP Enhancer Tips)

1.       Manav and family come back to India. At the airport, it rains heavily. Archana and Purvi are there too. Both Manav and archana are completely drenched. Can't see each other. Though several young girls are there (including Ovi, teju and Purvi), someone does some chhed chhad with the 50 yr old archana. Manav beats him black and blue without seeing Archana's face.  Purvi says thanks to manav. Similarly Ovi and Teju go to Archana and tell "aunty we are jealous of you. Aapko is umer mein bhi ladke chhedte hain aur hamen koi ghaas bhi nahin deta." Archana feels thrilled when she talks to see these girls. Back ground music plays "tera mujh se hai pehle ka naata koi, yun hi nahin dil lubhata koi". Both families depart.

2.       Ovi and Teju come across Archana at least twice a day considering the tiny sized Mumbai as defined by Balaji Telefilms. They take tips from her on how to maintain beauty and sex appeal even after 50. Archana tells them it's all about Pavitrata. The more pavitra you keep, more rapchik you look and more boys will run after you. Both girls decide that they won't allow any guys to touch them till their marriage and they would allow their hubbies for handshakes and eye locks for the first 5 years after their marriage. Teju  says "kaash aisi pavitra maa hamari bhi hoti to kitna achha hota". Ovi tells "buddhu.. aisi pavitra maa hoti to hum paida bhi nahi hote".

3.       Marriage proposals come for Purvi. But Sulochana is adamant over Archana's marriage. As per her, pehle meri Archu ke haath to peele ho jayen fir Purvi ka sochungi.  Purvi starts searching grooms for her mom, otherwise she knows she would have to lead a single life throughout. She thinks of the airport wala Uncle would be good, since he cares for humanity and women in particular.  Somehow Purvi traces Manav and visits his home and proposes to him for his mom's marriage. Unaware that it is Archana, Savita forces Manav to remarry. She threatens that she would die, if he doesn't agree to marriage. Puvi and Sulochana convince Archu to meet a wonderful personality. The meeting is fixed in a hotel.

4.       All members greet each other and finally Archana and manav discover each other and have a 30 min long eye lock. Back ground music plays "dha sa re sa..pa ni ni..Owaaa…"

Savita and sulochana curse their lucks. All girls don't understand what the hell is happening until Savita and Sulochana unleash the truth. Ovi and Teju say "nahiii..yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti". Poorvi is shedding tears like Archu. Sulochana slaps Manav for such a long eye lock and drags Archu home. Savita says 'is apmaan ka badla main zaroor lungi". Damodar says " yeh bappa ki leela hai savita. Tu kya samjhegi"

5.       Manav and Archana happen to collide with each other at least 10 times a day. Manav gives his entire business to Sachin and joins a garage nearby Archana's office . One night Archana gets stuck in a station because of heavy rain fall. Jaywant also happens to be there and he tries to rape Archu. Manav appears there and does good dhulai of jay and takes Archu with "fate kapde" to a nearby hotel. ArMan can't resist the "18 saal ki pyas" any more and do the much awaited ahem. Happy Arman return to respective homes, but maintain this routine at least thrice a week. 

6.       Archana celebrates Purvi's birthday. She invites all PR members. Manju plans to spoil Purvi's life and defame her in front of everyone. She brings two men who would claim they have slept with Purvi. The party begins. Sulochana, Purvi and Archana dance to the tune of "eli re eli kya hai tu paheli" from the movie "Yaadein". Manju's men start talking bad about Purvi. Manju and Ajit share evil smile. Sulochana and Archana cry hard. Manav beats those men black and blue.  Suddenly Punni vomits. Doctor confirms she is pregnant. Manju blames Archana must have done something fishy to get her daughter pregnant. Archana says a big "Nahiii" and faints. Doctor comes again and confirms that Archana is pregnant too. Manav says it's his child. Damodar congratulates ArMan and says  "sab Bappa ki ichha hai". Savita and Sulochana get annoyed. Sulochana says "main mar kyun nahi gayi yeh khabar sunne se pehle. Mujhe kuch ho kyun nahi jata. Oh God..mujhe chakkar aa rahe hain yehi khabar sun ke".  Manav asks "aai aap ki bhi preg check up karwa de?" Sulochana slaps Manav.