OYE tussi great hoji cruiser ji...⭐️...Kya likhthe ho aap...👏... I wud suggest u shud do the scripting of BB for the next season... Atleast we will have a LAUGHTER DOSE of one hour...😳
BB : Hmmm... Kitane inmates they?
Creative unit: Bigg boss ...13.
BB: Hmmm..13 ? ... SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.. woh bahut the aur tum keh reh ho .. phir se waapas ayenge . khaali haath.. kya samaz kar aaye the?.. BB bahot khus hoga ?sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ... Arre O Jimmy... kitna inaam rakkhe hai Jessu (producer) BB par?
Jimmy(creative head): Poore ek crore sarkar..
BB: Soona.. poore Ek crore.. aur yeh inaam isliye hai ke yaha se pachas pachas kos door gaanw me jab bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahti hai beta soja ..soja nahi to BB shuru ho jayega. Aur yeh existing candidates..ye BB kaa naam poora mitti me milaay diye..iski sajaa milegi.. baraabar milegi... kitni candidates hai waiting mein??
Jimmy : (woh chauk jaata hai)
BB: KITNEY HAI?
Jimmy : Teen sarkar
BB: (khud se) Teen? ( jor se) Teen candidates.. chhe Teen ccndidates hai aur SEAT ek?... bahot naa insaafi hai yeh...points to chits in the rotating bowl(ab ham issko ghumaege...(...) ab kaha kaunsi chit hai kaha nahi? .. hamko nahi pata .. hamko kuchh nahi ... dekhe kisse kya milta hai? bach gaya saala ...( takes out Sho-Sho's chit )yeh bhi bach gaya. (on Laxmi's chit).teesare ki taraf jaake...Ab toh teraa hi naam hoga Mehak!
PM: Lekin BB bahut nainsaafi hai yeh... SEAT EK aur Canditates SIRF teen???... maine aapkaa namak dhaant khaayaa hai sarkar..! Hum maange toh guest aur baaki maange toh WC?
PB interrupts: aur maine aapka namak (Juhi ke saath) khaya hai sarkar...!