Trailer-AAPKA FARMAAN-Dec-17th

AAP KA FARMAAN DEC 17, 2011 (TRAILER)

SALMAN: Bahut ilzaam lagaye mujh par. Salman ka haath, Mahek ke saath? Hmm??? Salman ka haath...Mahek ke saath! Hmm???😡

JUHI: Err----no---naheen---mmm--naheen toh----Salman bhai aisa toh kisi ne nahin bola'😲

SALMAN: Bola madam, khoob bola. Sabne kheenchi meri Lungi, Ab bajaunga sabki Pungi-----Kitne pratishat Bhartiya---Kitne Pratishat Bhartiya, ye sochte hain ki Salman ka haath Mehak ke saath hai?...

JUHI (WEEPING): Salman bhai---(sob-sob)'ek baar Shonali ne bola thha, aur 3-4 baar Pooja Bedi ji ne----.Main toh----Main toh---(Sob-Sob)'.😭

SALMAN: Ruk kyun gaya mere municipality ke bulldozer? Aage badh be'.😍

JUHI (Bursts out crying): sob-sob-hooo-hooo----Salman Bhai, Main toh sirf chup chaap leti rehti thhi aur kucch naheen kehti thhi, kasam se' sob-sob-hooo-hooo😭😭😭

SALMAN: Itni maasoom naheen hain aap Madam, aap hain wo teer, jo deta hai ghaav bahut gambheer'.aangan mein baith ke, Razaaye mein layte ke-------khoob rotiyan senki hain aapne Salman-Mahek tandoor mein-----

JUHI (crying like a famished Jackal): Huaaah-----Huaaah-----Huaaahhh--Huaahhh-----Maaf kar do Salman bhai-----.Aaj se aap mere Bhai hain'.Mahek meri behen hai Salman bhai'.😭

SALMAN (TO CAMERA CREW): Oye? Kameeno Commercial break time-----Commercial Break maaro be!😡

As soon as ads start'

SALMAN: Aye Juhi, Chupp-----Chupp 😡------kisi ko bhi Bhai behen bana deti hai'Khabardaar jo phir se boli break ke baad---ek dum Chupp----😡😡