❤️GIFT FOR U ❤️
🥳🥳PIYAR KA FUNDA 🥳 🥳
There was a beautiful day. Weather was so pleasant and soothing. Every one enjoying the weather in college with their love ones except one person who was lost in his thoughts..
Samrat: hey buddy?..!!! by hitting on his shoulder
M: hi?. With fake smile?..
Samrat: tujhey kia hua hai ..subah subah itna fazool bander jaisa moo q banaya hua hai?.. 😉?..
M: bander jaisa moo huga tera?.BANDER HUGA TU KHUD??. Pointed his finger towards him?? angry? tujhse buhat aacha hu? marti hai ladkiya mjhe pai ?. By correcting his coller proudly??.
Samrat: bas ker saaray janwar kia aaj hi khatam kerdai ga?..😆?..ohh hooo marti hai ladkiya? ek ladki tu sambhali nai jati auroo ki baat kerta hai?. Glared?
M: matlab kia hai tera?
S: nupur ?beta nupur?.. nupur tu sambhali nai gayi tujhse?..showed tongue
M: with sad face. Haa yar? phir jagda hugaya.. par iss bar ghalti usski thei meri nai?.
S: par hua kia tha mjhey tu pata hi nai?..?? show concerned?.
M: yar hum ice cream khanai gayei thei ..usski ice crea finish hugayei tu meri khanai lagi maine kaha nupur how bad?. Kitni bhooker hu tum..(saying this with guilt)? bas phir kia tha meri ice cream meray moo pai pheenk dei?. 🤣? kehnai lagi aab bata aab kaun hai bhooker?. Mai bhooker tu ya tum joker?.. 🤣?..
Bas phir hum ladai buhat?. 😲😲
S: hold his head and become stunned??. Mayank tum loog bachay hu? Koi ager yeh sunlai k ek ice cream pai tum log laray tu apna saar peet lai?.. abhi mera dil ker raha hai k iss darakht ( tree) se apna saar dei maroo??..
M: pls yar mai aur nuksan bardash nai kersakta??.. annoyed??
S: tujhey meri itni fiker hai? M touched?.. smile??
M: teri nai. Mjhey iss tree ki fiker hai ?. Tree ko kch hugaya tu mjhpai ilzam aayei ga?.. 🤣?.. ran from their??.
S: mayank k bachey I'll kill u?? ran behind him??..
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person: yar nupur chor bhi dei kab tak naraz rahai gei?..tum dono reh bhi nai saktai ek dosrai k bina??
N: nai yar ussnai mjhey aisa q kaha?? furious??.
Person : uff?. Kaha chali jao mai?.. kch nai husakta tum dono ka?.. left from room??
M: yar sami pls kch ker na?. uss ka b'day bhi aaraha hai. Aur mai ussay naraz nai rakhna chata??
S: mai kia keroo?. Khud bhugtoo??
M: pls mera jigger nai?. Pleading him??
S: acaha theik hai per humai girls hostel jana huga?..
M: kia?? shouted to the top?? tera demagh tu theik hai? wardon ko deikha hai kitnni badi monster hai.. uss ka ek hath lag gaya tu hum seedha ooper puhanchay gai?.. 😆😆??. Vo bhallo se mai nai larh sakta??. 😆😆😆😆
S: tu fiker na ker iss ka bhi idea maine dhond lia hai?.. winked??
M: kaisa idea?
S: hum waha as a new registration jaygai matlab k new student??? excitedly said?..
M: tera matlab ladki ban k? his mouth were left open??..
S: yes my buddy?? deikhna kitna maza aayei ga?.. itni saari ladkiyoo k bech?.. uff mai tu soch k hi mara jaraha hu?? 🤣??..
M: tu pagal hugaya hai mai nai jao ga. Kisi ko pata chal gaya tu jab tak college mai hai moo deikhanai k qabel nai reha gai kisi ko?? aur mai tu sharam se hi maar jao ga?..🤣
S: tu abhi kaun se zinda hai?? nupur k piyar mai tu pehlay hi maar chukka hai?.. chal na pls mana na ker bhai nai mera??. Mai ho na kch nai huga??. Plshhh chal na ??? appealling him???
M: thik hai ager kch bhi hua tu tera nam aayei ga?..
S: sahi hai?. Yahoo??.!!! Aab deikhna thakur agay kia hota hai?? here we coming miss nupur bhushan?.. 😆😆??
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Both mayank and samrat are getting ready.
M: standing in front of the mirror and busy in decorating himself.lol?.when he felt sum1 hand on his shoulder?? he turned around and start shouting??..
Kaun hu tum aur yaha kia ker rahi hu? Scary
S: in girlish tone?..hayei mar jao iss aada pai.teri yahi aada pai tu mai marti hu?ar kia dolai banayai hai..start caressing her biceps?..
M: yeh ??ye??.yeh?.. kie ker rahi hai ap? Ladkoo ka hostel hai deikhay pls kisi nai mjhey ap k sath deikh lia tu meri izaat tu nai rehai gei?..🤣🤣??.
S: she started laughing?? aray yar mayank mai hu samrat?.. 🤣?..
M: samrat?.? Teri tu??. Furious?. Yeh kia tareqa hai??.
S: deikha jab tu nai nai pehechana tu phir tu koi bhi😆 hmay nai pehechan sakai ga?? 😆?..
M: yar mjhse yeh getup nai huraha?. Sad?? yeh itnai badai hairs uff? yach?..
S: yach ko chor idher aa mai tiyar keroo?.. smile??
Waisey yar mayank tu itna haseen lag raha hai oops sorry I mean haseen lag rahi hai?. 🤣?. Mera dil ker raha hai k tujhey?. Start caressing his cheeks?..🤣??.
M: yeh kia kr raha hai? Dur rahay mjhse??I m a one women guy??cross his arms around his body?. 😆😆😆??
S: hayei haye one women tu mai bhi abhi women hi hu aur vo bhi one?.??
M: samrattt?? I'll kil u mai pehlay hi nervous huraha hu?. 😆😆
S: aach aacha meray bhai?.. nai kerta?..
M: yar sami? meray earings nai mil rahay?? surprise
S: tera earings?..🤣?.. yar kabhi socha nai tha k tujh pai yeh waqt bhi aayei ga?.. 🤣?..
M: tu phir??..🤣
S: aacha?aacha?..yeh lai earings?..aur yeh terai bangles??.
M: bangles bhi pehenoo ?. 😭?..
S: lol lol?.. chal chalai ready hai?.
M: haa chal?. Is se pehlay koi deikhlai?.
S: mayank teri izzat?? surprised?..
M: kia hua? Puzzled?..
S: tera dupatta mayawadhi?.. 🤣?..
M: mayawadhi?.??? Wht is this?..??
S: mayawadhi tera aaj se new name hai?.. m?..🤣?
M: ayei bhagwaan meri izzat bas bachayi rakhna?itna mushkil nam..mjhey yaad nai huga tu dosro ko kia khaak batao gi??glared? oye itera nam kia hai???
S:oyei hoyei batao gi abhi se batao gi?? fiker na ker hum sath mai rahay gai ?.aur mera name huga ?.. thinking?..
M: bakwas na ker mera matlab hai batao ga?😆?. samrawadhi?. Haa yeh nam theik hai?. 😆?
S: samrawadhi?. Yeh kaisa nam hai??.. glared?..😆
M: jaisa mayawadhi hai?? ?🤣?.
S: chal aur apnai dupatta ka khayal rakhna yeh na hu k kahi bhi rakh doo?.. aakher ko hum bhartia nari hai?? lol lol?..
M: haa haa?. Haad hai pata nai ladkiyaa yeh sab kaise kerti hai itna kch?? thak god mai ladka hu?.. thank u bhagwaan?? 🤣??.
S: 😆😆😆😆??. Aur aab se ladki hai?? 🤣
Both reached at girls hostel gate?.
From here I want u to imagine that mayank and samrat are talking in girlish tone up to the end??.
Gatekeeper: kis se milna hai apko?
S: hi watchman?.how r u? how do u do? Put forward his hand
M: hit on his shoulder?..aabay watchman k bachaey kia angrezei bol raha hai sab ooper se guzar raha hai?. Seedha hindi mai baat ker??lol?
S: haa?. Vo hamay hostel ki warden se milna hai?..
Watchman: jii chalai ander?..
M: yar sam deikhalai aab bhi waqt hai wapes chaltai hai?.. scared?.
S: nai aab agay badh k peechay nai jayei gai tu chal??
Warden: jii ap dono yaha new hai?. ?
S: jii madam?. Smile
Warden: aap logo k name?
S: mera nam samrawadhi hai?? smile
Wardon: yeh kaisa nam hai?
S: bas ji madam parents ko beta chayei tha hum hugayei tu unno nai hmara nam aisa rakha?? 😆😆😆??
Wardon: confussed?.. ok? aur tumhara nam?
M: mera nam?.. oops he forgets his name?. l🤣?.. maar gaya? mera nam kia tha? yeh samrat ka bacha tu aab gaya bachey ga nai?? 🤣 Hit on his shoulder mera nam kia hai????
Wardon: apko apka nam nai maloom??.?
S: nai vo kia haina k yeh buhat sherrmeli hai?.iss ka nam mayawardhi hai?? smile?.
Wardon: tu dono behenai hu kia?
S: nai nai hamara piyar hi itna hai k hamara nam bhi milta hai ek dosray se?? 🤣?.. q mayu? Winked??.
Wardon: Mayu?
S: vo mai iss ko piyar se mayu kehta mera matlab kehti hu?? ?🤣?.
Wardon: aacha chaloo mai tum logo ko tumhara room deikha doo??
M: samrat k bachay buhat piyar deikha raha hai?. Tera piyar ki tu?? lol
S: sshh mayu itna ghussa nai kertai?? meri jigri?? lol🤣??
M: jigri??. ??l??🤣 🤣
Wardon: yeh tum dono ka room hai?.. koi bhi masla hu tu mjhe batana aur haa raa 11 bjay k baad no lights?..okii??.and no boys allowed??
S: jii madam?..
Wardon: good girls??. Left??..
M: samrat mjhse yeh nai huga?.. mjhe ghuttan hurahai hai iss mai?. He throws his dupatta and turn to samrat.
Samrat atonce shocked by lokin at the most horrible scene behind mayank he signal him through his eyes?
Mayank: kia ankh maar raha ha? Puzzled
Samrat: abbey apnai peechey deikh?. Glared
Mayank turned and shocked beyond his limits by lookin at the sight?..
Gay: aayei hayei?.. sadkai jao kia body hai.. kia chez hai?.. 😆😆?
M: mayank atonce hide behind samrat.. samrat yeh kia hai? Scared
S: yeh vo hai jo hum nai..aur jo hum hai yeh vo nai?.. smile?.
M: kia vo mai hum vo laga rakhi hai?. Glared.. meri izzat deikh aab teray hatho mai hai?. Kch ker?..
Meanwhile he/she comes near to him??
G: mjhse baat tu keroo janu? 😉?..
M: maa?. He shouted and ran from the room?🤣.
S: ahahahahha.. mayank tera kch nai husakta ?.
G: beta tera tu mager buhat kch husakta hai?. Winked and touch her cheeks?. Sam
S: Samrat shocked?.naiii ?.🤣🤣🤣?.. mayu mai bhi aaraha hu??.. 🤣?.
Mayank ran blindly and covered herself from dupatta and suddenly bumped into sumone?
N: deikh k nai chalsakti??..?? annoying
M: (girlish tone) tum deikh nai chal sakti?.. yeh aj kal ladkiyaa na by god jaha koi aur khubsurot ladki deikhi bas takra gayei?.. apni nai tu meri izzat ka khayal kerloo?. Covered more herself completely?
N: kia kaha tumnai? Mai tumse takreyi hu ya tum takryai hu?. Oh hello miss?kaha se khubsurot hu apni sjakal deikhoo kisi banderya se kam nai hu??. Lol?.. makeup tu sahi kerlaiti lagta hai tum lipstick cheeks se start hoti hai?.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣??. And left frm there?..
M: hayei nupur bhushan tum kia jano iss takranai mai kia maza hai?.. smile??
S: hey mayu?. Badi hansi aarahi hai.. kia bhabhi maan gayei?.. 🤣
M: shut up? aur tujhey nazar ai aaya meri lipstick kharab ai tu thek kerdoo?.. kia soch rahi thei nupur k mjhey mmakeup kerna nai aata. Glared??.
S: lol lol? ohh hello yum shayed bhool gayi hu k tum ladkai hu ladki nai ?? 🤣
M: embarresed??
S: laa theik keroo?.. he was reapplying his lipstick and standing in front of his face in a way tht if any1 lookin at them they misunderstood thm??. Winked??.
G: heyi hayei?? mjh mai ki akharabi thei jot um doono yahi shroo huagyi. 🤣🤣??
Both atonce turnd around and shcked??
S: aisa kch nai hai jaisa tum sakajh rahi hu?? confused??
G: samajh kia maine tu deikha hai?? q mayu?.. smile?..
M: mayu ..samrat iss se phelay k mai kisi ko moo deikhani k kabel na raho chal bhag???
Both ran from there??🤣🤣?..
At night they decide to go nupurs room to give her a surprise?.. they collect their things and move to her room..they quietly entered from window and mayank slowly proceed towards nupurs bed?.
M: hey nupsi?.he awake her?.. nupur uthoo?.
N: she opened her eyes and was abt to shout whn mayank close her mouth?..
M: Mayank remove his wig?see its me ur mayank??. Smile?.
N: tum aur yaha aur yeh sab kia hai?
M: tumha mania k liyei mjhey ladki bana para?. Sad?.. 🤣..
N: burst out louder??? u r impossible?..
S: mai kch nai deikh raha? Lol.. he closed his eyes??..
M: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR NUPSI??. He take out a diamond pendent ?.
N: tears appeared into her eyes?..mayank yeh?..
M: sshhh.. m sorry jaan for whtever I did?. I love u he kiss on her forhead??.
N: love u too?.. and huged her??..
G: hayei hayei ?. Applaud? mera mayu?? slowly proceeds towards him??
M: naiii maaa??. Nupur pls mjhey iss chez se bachaloo.. meri izzat aab terai hath mai hai??. Lol lol??..
N: nupur she is my friend?? she is so sweet.. no need to be scare from her??.. smile??
G: kitna piyara hai tu re?.. nazer na lagay tujhey?? J
N: mayank apni halat theik keroo? yeh kia hai. She takes her dupatta??
M: nai nupur pls aisa nai keroo?meri izzat pls?? l🤣🤣ol??.
N: maynk mjhse q Sharma rahay hu? Winked?..pls pas aao na pls??? 🤣
Everyone was burst out louder and mayank felt embaressed?..
S: mayank tunai nupur se jagda kia tu hmnai bhi terai sath mazak kia?. Yeh sab ek plan tha tujhe punish daine ka???.winked
M: mayank mouth was left open??
Every one burt out louder including mayank???
hope u like it...
Edited by drmaha - 12 years ago
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