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Isko Laga Daala, TOH LIFE ZHINGA LALA!!!

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Posted: 15 December 2011 at 8:19am | IP Logged

I think it had to happen to someone, somewhere!Confused

I do not know whether any of you has any issues at your home with your spouse / parents regarding Big Boss. One of my friend in India has.


His wife, can not understand for the Holy Lord's sake what her husband finds interesting in a TV Programme like Big Boss. Shocked

If you ask her how many goals Tendulkar has scored in his career, rather than answering 'Runs are made in Cricket, goals are not scored', her answer would be 'NO IDEA. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CRICKET.' And inspite of knowing nothing about cricket, she still understands her hubby watching the silly game whole day long and like a good, ideal wife, keeps serving him Pakodas, Chaay, meals at the right time and does not utter one single protest. NEVER! Clap

But Big Boss gets her goat and she is up in arms over this one for sure!Angry

Now this poor guy, is totally obsessed with the intrigue that goes on in  BB house, games that people play against one another and ofcourse Sunny Leone!

But because his wife's stand is like that of an unreasonable Mother of a 1960s movie-you know the,"Agar tu Shyam se milegi toh mera mara hua Munh dekhegi'-----kinds---the guy was at his wits end as to what to do!Ermm

And one day his life changed!

He saw this Amir Khan ad of Tata Sky Plus--------Isko Laga Daala, Toh Life Zhinga Lala!

He quickly understood that with TATA SKY PLUS set top box, it is is possible to record your favourite programmes and watch them later as per your convenience.Dancing

Like an excited puppy, he brought home the Zhinga Lala thing! Mastered the art of pressing the RED (R) knob and started this clandestine operation of recording it on the sly and watching it when his dear wife would go for her typical 2 hour bath or 1 hour make up exercises elsewhere in the house! Party

Needless to say, the guy would stretch his ear drums as wide as Juhi's mouth infront of a 'being grilled chicken' and watch the programme on whisper volumes, just in case wife would swoop  down on his neck like an eagle on an unsuspecting frog!Shocked

All seemed fine and life indeed seemed Zhingalala, till today morning. Shocked

This fellow  had recorded Day 73 episode and was in the process of catching up on it when the most dreaded thing happened from any man's point of view.

You would imagine his wife got upset with him for watching Big Boss, right?------WRONG!Ouch

WRONG...because for whatever reasons, most unexpectedly this sweet lady came out of the bathroom...well almost as soon as she had entered it, barged into the living room where her hubby dear was comfortably parked grinning at going ons on the screen and next thing he sees------this lady,----------- like Kaanta Ben of Karan Johar's KAL HO NA HO, eyes bulged out in sheer horror and screaming,"CHHHEEE-CHHHEEE---GANDE HO TUM. GANDE HO TUM''CHHHEEE"!

In panic this guy pressed the PAUSE option on remote and there it was----

A thoroughly drenched Kid-Sid in his red wet shorts, looking like Mandakini of Ram Teri Ganga Maili, almost mouth kissing a Bullfrog like Sky!

Imagine---two guys----their lips about to engulf each other and break into a sloppy kiss! Huge plasma screen and the scene is on Paused mode, a husband in panic and a utterly convinced wife that it is a Gay Movie on!

And worst part is this 'Innocence ki Moorat Husband is thinking wife is only upset over Big Boss thingy!Cry


Like a guilty dog, he followed wife to kitchen, rolled out at her feet and said,"Yaar hua kya? Kya kharaabi hai Big Boss mein?---- Yaar bahut interesting hai. ---------Tu 1 baar dekh toh sahi. Duniya paagal hai kya? Laakhon log dekhte hain yaar--------please----Stern Smile

And wife is like,"Haath mat lagao mujhe------- Gande-Gande, CHHHEEE------Big BOSS dekh rahe thhe tum? Big Boss? JHOOTE----GANDE------CHHEEE..------------Gandi ARABI FILM DEKH RAHE THHE TUM----!"DeadAngry------------Naive woman seriously convinced her pervert hubby is into Arabian Gay po*n-------(Mistaking Sky's disgusting head band as an Arab guy's bandana!).

Wife maintained she had earlier too caught a peek at a night scene where these two were romantically smooching with a bald hunk watching them!Ouch



Needless to add, the couple went through all rituals and stages of of a typical family dispute.  Roothna, Manaana, Mimiyaana, Gid-gidaana, Gurrana, Dahaadna, Rona-Dhona----Censored-----------

--------and finally, my friend had to forcibly drag his wife to the living room! He confided to me that when he tried dragging his wife to living room, her resistance and expressions matched that of a typical fat goat being dragged for slaughter on the Bakr-Eid day!CryAngry

Khair, jo bhi ho---------a screaming, kicking wife was somehow, successfully dragged to Living room, the programme was duly re-winded and shown to her and then finally, mercifully,  she came to realize her hubby wasn't into the kinkier stuff and indeed watching this stupid Programme only. Clap

Pheww! Imagine. If this guy did not have a Tata Sky Plus Connection, that enables record and replay option, his life surely would not have been Zhinga Lala! Shocked

I do not even know what Zhinga Lala means. Zhinga, in Bengal surely means Cheengri Maachh or Prawns!

One thing is for sure, if this guy didn't have Tata Sky Plus, which enabled him to record and rewind, surely his fate would have been no better than that of a poor Zhinga in a Bong's kitchen!Clap

Edited by cruiser51 - 20 December 2011 at 4:01am

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aap mujhe pagal kar rahe ho ROFL I have a set of second grader waiting for me. In exactly 8 mts I am gonna be standing in front of them, so whats the big deal right??? yaar I am not sue if I can keep straight face today..I am sure I will just burst and make a fool out of myself today...I am in all practical sense on floor rolling myself offLOL I might need to go through it again...n number of times!!! be back later!Big smile

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oh my god man. you are awesome. the arbi po*n thing was the bomb and i suggest every man get himself a tata sky or be ready to be tagged as a kinky po*n lover.

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