Had they stayed FOR A WEEK! (Juhi & Shachin) :) - Page 7

Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by harpkaur


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


we all are soo getting sued by juhi😆
maine toh anticipatory bail le lee hai
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by desicrowd


🤣🤣🤣...Especially for the last pic... arey Juhi haadi to chod de...itna choosa hai ki bichaare murgi ka poonarjanm ke bhi chances nahi hai...

Ta Tanannana Tandoori Nights...


lol..thats hilarious...not from Murgi's point of view ofcourse!😛
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by desicrowd


🤣🤣🤣...Especially for the last pic... arey Juhi haadi to chod de...itna choosa hai ki bichaare murgi ka poonarjanm ke bhi chances nahi hai...

Ta Tanannana Tandoori Nights...


It took me a few seconds to figure out you mean bone-HADDI!

Initially I wondered which HAATHI-elephant ...should Juhi ji release!🤣
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by cruiser51




It took me a few seconds to figure out you mean bone-HADDI!

Initially I wondered which HAATHI-elephant ...should Juhi ji release!🤣


😆... I too read my post when I commented and I so wanted to update the haddi spelling... This is what happens when u post a comment from a phone ... Right now also haddi had become gaddi...😆...
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by desicrowd




😆... I too read my post when I commented and I so wanted to update the haddi spelling... This is what happens when u post a comment from a phone ... Right now also haddi had become gaddi...😆...
🤣
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by reena544


🤣
😛 thanks
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by desicrowd


Yaar... Why do they have vodafone caller of the week... Har ek week mein Aapka topic forward kar de BB house mein... Maza as jaaye... 😆...


one of my friend posted this one to Sachin Shroff. After this he urged Juhi fans to spport Juhi on India Forums!🤣
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by cruiser51


Sid & Mom Link: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/2362413

AMAR-HETAL Link: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/2360801

 

Shonali-Shiraz link: https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2368144 

 

Had they stayed FOR A WEEK! (Juhi & Shachin) :)

4th DAY-Scene THREE (JUHI-SACHIN):

JUHI: Jaan-----bahut miss karti thhi main aapko------.😭

SACHIN: Sach?😳

JUHI (Kumkum's sada hua roothna expression): TV pe khud dekhte toh ho----.ooon---ooon----hunhh😕

SACHIN: I also miss you Juhu honey!

JUHI: Sachi?😛

SACHIN: Muchi baby! Sach-much Juhu jaana!😊

JUHI (in that rotten voice that she considers romantic): Oh mela Jaanu--------mela paala Baby Chhacchhinn---------meylllaaa beybbby!

SACHIN (hesitatingly): Juhu ek baat bolun----?

JUHI (Assuringly): Haan, Haan! Bolo naa  Chhhacchhin jaan!😊

SACHIN (Scared Voice): Juhu-------you know, may be Big Boss ki coverage ki problem hai, ya, may be its just a coincidence-------(long pause)😲

JUHI (Partial Constipated expression, half terse-suspicious voice): Kehna kya chaahte ho?------Bolo naa? 😕

SACHIN (Mari hui aawaaz): Juhu, main naheen bol raha--------you know------Facebook, India Forums, Twitter sab bhare hue hain wrong information se---they say-----they say-------Juhi khaati rehti hai har waqt----😲

JUHI (Fully constipated expression & usual acidic voice): Aaaha-ha-ha-ha! Koi India Forums naheen, koi Twitter-Facebook naheen. TUM SACHIN, TUM KHUD, apne dil ki bhadaas nikaal rahe ho Mr. Sachin Shroff?🤢

SACHIN (Crest fallen): Juhu Main? Main?? Main Juhu???

JUHI (Mooli Parantha stinker of most viscious kind, one eye closed): Kya bakre ki tarah Main, Main kar rahe ho? -------SHAHRUKH KHAN SAMAJHTE HO KHUD KO?---------- Hain?? -----Jab main show mein aayi thhi, 87 kilo wazan thha mera, 87 kilo! You understand that? Ab dekho'sookh ke kaanta ho gayi hoon. Sirf 80-82 kilo wazan reh gaya hai mera aur tum??😡

SACHIN (Picks up courage): Juhu, maine thodi bola-----Main toh bas----

JUHI (Aank nacha ke, Haath hila ke): Aaaha-ha-ha-ha-----tumhi ne bola dear,-----tumhi ne bola.

Kisi aur ka bhoot naheen hai yahaan. TUM HI NE BOLA MY DEAR! Yaad hai. Tumne Thailand mein bhi mujhe khoob toka thha? -----Every time jab main dil pe patthar rakh ke Prawn khaati thhi, tum kehte the already 20 prawns khaa liye Juhu-------ab allergy ho jaayegi!-------You are so mean Sachin! You are disgusting!😡

SACHIN (Frustrated): Ufff------main yahaan aaya hi kyon?😭

JUHI (Haath nacha nacha ke): Aaaha-ha-ha-ha-------ab toh yehi kahoge Meri Jaan!😡

Yahi kahoge tum! Maine bulaya thha tumko? MAINE BULAYA THHA?--------Bolo? Big Boss ko gaali do My Dear! Big Boss ko gaali do. Ufff---------chup chaap leti rehti hoon saara din, phir bhi kisi ko chain naheen-------ufff

SACHIN: Ye, ye, ye! Ye ek aur ilzaam hai tumhare bare main. Ki tum khaati rehti ho aur leti rehti ho. ------------Ek kameena, Cruiser51 toh India Forums mein tumhari pictures bhi post kar deta hai. ---------Aur uski faaltoo baton pe khoob hanste hain wahaan kucch members--------kya naam hain? Wait-----------haan'Avni, Blue-Ice, harpkaur, Nitu_ST_diwani, Trinket, annamunna, VAZ, Dazzlingflora, Moderator, Shahzur--------aur bhi bahut saare hain----------..kya bataun Juhu Jaan------ek se badhkar ek funny IDs hain--------sab ke sab hanste hain tum par!😭

JUHI (Gurrate hue------viscious Mooli stinker): Kaccha khaa jaungi ek ek ko-------baahar nikalne do yahaan se mujhe, ek baar ek crore hath mein aa jaayen bas-----------.Cruiser ko toh Delhi ki Tees Hazari court mein naa ghaseeta toh main Rajputani naheen!😡

SACHIN (relieved that he is not in line of fire anymore): Juhu Jaan-------kaafi der se baat kar rahe hain, gala sookh gaya hoga tumhara, paani leke aata hoon-----

JUHI (Constipated Expression vanishes, loving smile returns): Sachu, aaj Tuesday hai na? Fast hai mera. Just fridge se 6 bananas, 2 apples, 1 yogurt aur ek bada gucchha angoor ka pakda do jaanu.😛

SACHIN (bolts to kitchen saying): ek minute mein aaya jaan------

JUHI: Auuu--------chhho Chweeet-------mela baby, mela Sacchhu------.mela coochie coo. Love you Chhona!...Kya hua, ruk kyun gaye?😲

SACHIN: Jaan, aankhein thaki thaki si lag rahi hai tumhari-------.4 slice Cucumber ki le aata hoon--------aankhon pe rakh lo, aaraam milega-----

JUHI (Constipated expression, rotten voice): 4 slice naheen. 4 Kheere hi le aao. 3 Khaa leti hoon----------tum bhi 1-2 slice khaa lo-------baaki aankhon pe laga loongi!😉


 



 
Dude You should do this for a living, stand up comedy or something, seriously man, ur awesomeness personified
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by priyabrijesh



 
Dude You should do this for a living, stand up comedy or something, seriously man, ur awesomeness personified


So kind of you Priya...I am glad if you smiled here!😛
Edited by cruiser51 - 12 years ago
Posted: 12 years ago
cruiser g y r jealous of sachin!!!!🤣

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