Had they stayed FOR A WEEK! (Juhi & Shachin) :) - Page 4

This content was originally posted by: shahzur2010

🤣oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣

and as Juhi is fan of BBQ chicken , I am sending her special cake today.

This content was originally posted by: bb5admirer

🤣 🤣 kya likhte ho cruiserji. aapne to apni post mein juhi aunty ki Ek Ek ada include ki hai.(aankh nachana, ek ankh band karna ,haath nachana. too hilarious. i hv valready read it 3 times 🤣

This content was originally posted by: cruiser51

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Had they stayed FOR A WEEK! (Juhi & Shachin) :)

4^th DAY-Scene THREE (JUHI-SACHIN):

JUHI: Jaan-----bahut miss karti thhi main aapko------.😭

SACHIN: Sach?😳

JUHI (Kumkum's sada hua roothna expression): TV pe khud dekhte toh ho----.ooon---ooon----hunhh😕

SACHIN: I also miss you Juhu honey!

JUHI: Sachi?😛

SACHIN: Muchi baby! Sach-much Juhu jaana!😊

JUHI (in that rotten voice that she considers romantic): Oh mela Jaanu--------mela paala Baby Chhacchhinn---------meylllaaa beybbby!

SACHIN (hesitatingly): Juhu ek baat bolun----?

JUHI (Assuringly): Haan, Haan! Bolo naa  Chhhacchhin jaan!😊

SACHIN (Scared Voice): Juhu-------you know, may be Big Boss ki coverage ki problem hai, ya, may be its just a coincidence-------(long pause)😲

JUHI (Partial Constipated expression, half terse-suspicious voice): Kehna kya chaahte ho?------Bolo naa? 😕

SACHIN (Mari hui aawaaz): Juhu, main naheen bol raha--------you know------Facebook, India Forums, Twitter sab bhare hue hain wrong information se---they say-----they say-------Juhi khaati rehti hai har waqt----😲

JUHI (Fully constipated expression & usual acidic voice): Aaaha-ha-ha-ha! Koi India Forums naheen, koi Twitter-Facebook naheen. TUM SACHIN, TUM KHUD, apne dil ki bhadaas nikaal rahe ho Mr. Sachin Shroff?🤢

SACHIN (Crest fallen): Juhu Main? Main?? Main Juhu???

JUHI (Mooli Parantha stinker of most viscious kind, one eye closed): Kya bakre ki tarah Main, Main kar rahe ho? -------SHAHRUKH KHAN SAMAJHTE HO KHUD KO?---------- Hain?? -----Jab main show mein aayi thhi, 87 kilo wazan thha mera, 87 kilo! You understand that? Ab dekho'sookh ke kaanta ho gayi hoon. Sirf 80-82 kilo wazan reh gaya hai mera aur tum??😡

SACHIN (Picks up courage): Juhu, maine thodi bola-----Main toh bas----

JUHI (Aank nacha ke, Haath hila ke): Aaaha-ha-ha-ha-----tumhi ne bola dear,-----tumhi ne bola.

Kisi aur ka bhoot naheen hai yahaan. TUM HI NE BOLA MY DEAR! Yaad hai. Tumne Thailand mein bhi mujhe khoob toka thha? -----Every time jab main dil pe patthar rakh ke Prawn khaati thhi, tum kehte the already 20 prawns khaa liye Juhu-------ab allergy ho jaayegi!-------You are so mean Sachin! You are disgusting!😡

SACHIN (Frustrated): Ufff------main yahaan aaya hi kyon?😭

JUHI (Haath nacha nacha ke): Aaaha-ha-ha-ha-------ab toh yehi kahoge Meri Jaan!😡

Yahi kahoge tum! Maine bulaya thha tumko? MAINE BULAYA THHA?--------Bolo? Big Boss ko gaali do My Dear! Big Boss ko gaali do. Ufff---------chup chaap leti rehti hoon saara din, phir bhi kisi ko chain naheen-------ufff

SACHIN: Ye, ye, ye! Ye ek aur ilzaam hai tumhare bare main. Ki tum khaati rehti ho aur leti rehti ho. ------------Ek kameena, Cruiser51 toh India Forums mein tumhari pictures bhi post kar deta hai. ---------Aur uski faaltoo baton pe khoob hanste hain wahaan kucch members--------kya naam hain? Wait-----------haan'Avni, Blue-Ice, harpkaur, Nitu_ST_diwani, Trinket, annamunna, VAZ, Dazzlingflora, Moderator, Shahzur--------aur bhi bahut saare hain----------..kya bataun Juhu Jaan------ek se badhkar ek funny IDs hain--------sab ke sab hanste hain tum par!😭

JUHI (Gurrate hue------viscious Mooli stinker): Kaccha khaa jaungi ek ek ko-------baahar nikalne do yahaan se mujhe, ek baar ek crore hath mein aa jaayen bas-----------.Cruiser ko toh Delhi ki Tees Hazari court mein naa ghaseeta toh main Rajputani naheen!😡

SACHIN (relieved that he is not in line of fire anymore): Juhu Jaan-------kaafi der se baat kar rahe hain, gala sookh gaya hoga tumhara, paani leke aata hoon-----

JUHI (Constipated Expression vanishes, loving smile returns): Sachu, aaj Tuesday hai na? Fast hai mera. Just fridge se 6 bananas, 2 apples, 1 yogurt aur ek bada gucchha angoor ka pakda do jaanu.😛

SACHIN (bolts to kitchen saying): ek minute mein aaya jaan------

JUHI: Auuu--------chhho Chweeet-------mela baby, mela Sacchhu------.mela coochie coo. Love you Chhona!...Kya hua, ruk kyun gaye?😲

SACHIN: Jaan, aankhein thaki thaki si lag rahi hai tumhari-------.4 slice Cucumber ki le aata hoon--------aankhon pe rakh lo, aaraam milega-----

JUHI (Constipated expression, rotten voice): 4 slice naheen. 4 Kheere hi le aao. 3 Khaa leti hoon----------tum bhi 1-2 slice khaa lo-------baaki aankhon pe laga loongi!😉

 

This content was originally posted by: MatteFinish

This is mad mad mad Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I am ROFL like mad 🤣
Aww Sachin I feel for you. Mad funny cruiser 🤣

This content was originally posted by: azru

Desperate 2 get a post for creative of a soap...😆

This content was originally posted by: boredsoul

Was just about to ask you , its juhis bday & nothing in her majestys honour? And lo ! What i see

Great one , but u think sachin would spend 4 days inside bb when already his holiday/jollyday seems to be ending fast