Had they stayed FOR A WEEK! (Juhi & Shachin) :)

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Had they stayed FOR A WEEK! (Juhi & Shachin) :)

4^th DAY-Scene THREE (JUHI-SACHIN):

JUHI: Jaan-----bahut miss karti thhi main aapko------.😭

SACHIN: Sach?😳

JUHI (Kumkum's sada hua roothna expression): TV pe khud dekhte toh ho----.ooon---ooon----hunhh😕

SACHIN: I also miss you Juhu honey!

JUHI: Sachi?😛

SACHIN: Muchi baby! Sach-much Juhu jaana!😊

JUHI (in that rotten voice that she considers romantic): Oh mela Jaanu--------mela paala Baby Chhacchhinn---------meylllaaa beybbby!

SACHIN (hesitatingly): Juhu ek baat bolun----?

JUHI (Assuringly): Haan, Haan! Bolo naa  Chhhacchhin jaan!😊

SACHIN (Scared Voice): Juhu-------you know, may be Big Boss ki coverage ki problem hai, ya, may be its just a coincidence-------(long pause)😲

JUHI (Partial Constipated expression, half terse-suspicious voice): Kehna kya chaahte ho?------Bolo naa? 😕

SACHIN (Mari hui aawaaz): Juhu, main naheen bol raha--------you know------Facebook, India Forums, Twitter sab bhare hue hain wrong information se---they say-----they say-------Juhi khaati rehti hai har waqt----😲

JUHI (Fully constipated expression & usual acidic voice): Aaaha-ha-ha-ha! Koi India Forums naheen, koi Twitter-Facebook naheen. TUM SACHIN, TUM KHUD, apne dil ki bhadaas nikaal rahe ho Mr. Sachin Shroff?🤢

SACHIN (Crest fallen): Juhu Main? Main?? Main Juhu???

JUHI (Mooli Parantha stinker of most viscious kind, one eye closed): Kya bakre ki tarah Main, Main kar rahe ho? -------SHAHRUKH KHAN SAMAJHTE HO KHUD KO?---------- Hain?? -----Jab main show mein aayi thhi, 87 kilo wazan thha mera, 87 kilo! You understand that? Ab dekho'sookh ke kaanta ho gayi hoon. Sirf 80-82 kilo wazan reh gaya hai mera aur tum??😡

SACHIN (Picks up courage): Juhu, maine thodi bola-----Main toh bas----

JUHI (Aank nacha ke, Haath hila ke): Aaaha-ha-ha-ha-----tumhi ne bola dear,-----tumhi ne bola.

Kisi aur ka bhoot naheen hai yahaan. TUM HI NE BOLA MY DEAR! Yaad hai. Tumne Thailand mein bhi mujhe khoob toka thha? -----Every time jab main dil pe patthar rakh ke Prawn khaati thhi, tum kehte the already 20 prawns khaa liye Juhu-------ab allergy ho jaayegi!-------You are so mean Sachin! You are disgusting!😡

SACHIN (Frustrated): Ufff------main yahaan aaya hi kyon?😭

JUHI (Haath nacha nacha ke): Aaaha-ha-ha-ha-------ab toh yehi kahoge Meri Jaan!😡

Yahi kahoge tum! Maine bulaya thha tumko? MAINE BULAYA THHA?--------Bolo? Big Boss ko gaali do My Dear! Big Boss ko gaali do. Ufff---------chup chaap leti rehti hoon saara din, phir bhi kisi ko chain naheen-------ufff

SACHIN: Ye, ye, ye! Ye ek aur ilzaam hai tumhare bare main. Ki tum khaati rehti ho aur leti rehti ho. ------------Ek kameena, Cruiser51 toh India Forums mein tumhari pictures bhi post kar deta hai. ---------Aur uski faaltoo baton pe khoob hanste hain wahaan kucch members--------kya naam hain? Wait-----------haan'Avni, Blue-Ice, harpkaur, Nitu_ST_diwani, Trinket, annamunna, VAZ, Dazzlingflora, Moderator, Shahzur--------aur bhi bahut saare hain----------..kya bataun Juhu Jaan------ek se badhkar ek funny IDs hain--------sab ke sab hanste hain tum par!😭

JUHI (Gurrate hue------viscious Mooli stinker): Kaccha khaa jaungi ek ek ko-------baahar nikalne do yahaan se mujhe, ek baar ek crore hath mein aa jaayen bas-----------.Cruiser ko toh Delhi ki Tees Hazari court mein naa ghaseeta toh main Rajputani naheen!😡

SACHIN (relieved that he is not in line of fire anymore): Juhu Jaan-------kaafi der se baat kar rahe hain, gala sookh gaya hoga tumhara, paani leke aata hoon-----

JUHI (Constipated Expression vanishes, loving smile returns): Sachu, aaj Tuesday hai na? Fast hai mera. Just fridge se 6 bananas, 2 apples, 1 yogurt aur ek bada gucchha angoor ka pakda do jaanu.😛

SACHIN (bolts to kitchen saying): ek minute mein aaya jaan------

JUHI: Auuu--------chhho Chweeet-------mela baby, mela Sacchhu------.mela coochie coo. Love you Chhona!...Kya hua, ruk kyun gaye?😲

SACHIN: Jaan, aankhein thaki thaki si lag rahi hai tumhari-------.4 slice Cucumber ki le aata hoon--------aankhon pe rakh lo, aaraam milega-----

JUHI (Constipated expression, rotten voice): 4 slice naheen. 4 Kheere hi le aao. 3 Khaa leti hoon----------tum bhi 1-2 slice khaa lo-------baaki aankhon pe laga loongi!😉

 

Edited by cruiser51 - 12 years ago

🤣apne saath saath aapne hame bhi JUHI ke kathghare me daal diya 🤣 no more taunts on Juhi from me now..if she says "kacha kha jayungi"" I believe she WILL..😆 khane ke maamle me Juhi joke nahi karti..I can see myself between her hands and teeth right this moment like that murge ki taang she was chewing on barbecue night 

Ok i m guilty of reading this post 3-4 times..once wasnt satiating enough for me...🤣

Yaar... Why do they have vodafone caller of the week... Har ek week mein Aapka topic forward kar de BB house mein... Maza as jaaye... 😆...
Edited by desicrowd - 12 years ago

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Oye u saved ur fav 4 last.😉 Aur yeh kya kar daala, naam lena mana hai na? Ab tera kya hoga cruiser51?😆😆😆

Originally posted by: ssshhh

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Oye u saved ur fav 4 last.😉 Aur yeh kya kar daala, naam lena mana hai na? Ab tera kya hoga cruiser51?😆😆😆

😛 lol...arey kiske naam ji??

Its a kind of compliment to some who laugh at my take on Juhi ji.

Gaali toh khud pe hi li hai na?😛

mindblasting.. loved every single word .. extremely hilarious 

IS anyone else wondering why Sachin has no flesh and only bones on his body??😲 where is all the meat going???😆 

good one...very funny...especially the prawns.

Originally posted by: VAZ2011

IS anyone else wondering why Sachin has no flesh and only bones on his body??😲where is all the meat going???😆<div></div>

simple! Jis din ghar ka rashion paani khatam ho jata hain usdin sachin se kaam chala leti hain 🤣