Farewell to Manav- A Scene before the Leap

Farewell to Manav- A Scene before the Leap

It's Karanjkar house. All PR members are present. Manohar starts.

 

Manohar- (adjusts his lenses) Usually satish har meeting mein anchor ka role play karta hai. Lekin apni biwi ke lapata hone ke wajeh se wo mayuus pada hai us kone mein. Is liye aaj main…

Rasika- Oh Manohar ..glad to hear you are still interested in roleplays..😆

Vaishali- baba aap shayad bhul rahe hain Satish jeeju ki biwi aap ki apni beti hai..jo shayad ab is duniya mein nahi rahi

Manohar- (adjusts the lenses) haaila..yeh to main bhul hi gaya tha..(starts crying)hey bhagwan mujhe heart attack kyun nahi aata..jaywant se Archu ki shaadi tootne par mujhe heart attack aaya tha..par ab kyun nahi??

Sulochana-main bhi royi nahi ab tak Varsha keliye..nahiii..Varsha..kahan gayi meri bachiii.Kyun kud padi beta paani mein…maine tujhe kai baar kaha tha paani mein mat kudna..mujhe is baat ka dukh nahi ki tu mar gayi..par tu mere sanskar kaise bhul gayi beta…(crying) bappa mere sanskaron ka kya hoga!!!

Manav- bhad mein jaye aap ke sanskar..maine apna bachha kho diya..aur iskeliye main aapki family ko kabhi maaf nahi karunga..aur archana tumne to mujhe kahin ka nahi chhoda

Sulochana- (slaps Manav)

Archana- mujhe saza do manav.meri aai ko kuch mat bolo..main uske against ek  word nahi sun sakti

Manohar-jhagda mat karo..aaj ki is meeting ka makshad hai ki manav hamesha keliye Canada ja raha hai..

Archana- sath mein garam kapde le lena manav..aap ko thand lag jayegi..mujhe aap ki chinta hoti rahegi (back ground music plays..pavitra rishta tere mere mann ka)

Manav- aye band karo yeh gaana…

Dharmesh- to kaun sa gaana  sunna hai manav apni barbaadi pe (laughs)

Manav- kamine main teri jaan le lunga

Archana- chup kijiye manav..kuch bhi ho dharmesh is ghar ka damaad hai..uski beizzati mat kijiye

Sulochana- ohh band karo yeh sab (asthama attacks)

Archana- koi pump to lao aai keliye

Dhamesh- aaj main laya hun pump aai keliye

(sulo takes pump and gets well)

Archana- dharmesh ji hum sab aapka yeh ehsaan kabhi nahi bhul sakte

Manohar- maine yeh tay kiya hai ki manav ko farewell mein kuch gift denge

Manav- mujhe meri betiyan chahiye

Archana-nahiii

Sulochana- kyun ro rahi hai beta…dono betiyon ke jane se tu zindegi ko naye tarike se shuru kar sakti hai..do baara padhai kar sakti hai..10^th to tune complete kar hi liya tha ..ab aage 12^th bhi to pass karna hai tujhe..tabhi zindegi mein aage badh sakti hai..tujhe ladkon ki koi kami nahi hogi beta

Satish- aur night school se roz ghar lake chhodne mein main help karne ko tayyar hun

Rasika- oye hoye satish..late night activities mein kaafi interested ho lagta hai….kabhi  kabhi mujhe  bhi to pick kar liya karo..

Archana- mujhe meri betiyan mere liye nahi chahiye..hamare chawl ke padoshi ramlal ke yahan sirf ladke hain..unke ghar betiyan paida hi nahin hoti..main ek beti udhar dene ka soch rahi thi..kuch bhi ho mujhe meri chawl se bahut lagav hai..main chawlwalon ka dil nahin tod sakti..aap mere chawlwalon ke peechhe kyun pade hain manav..unko apni zindegi jeene dijiye na

Manav- kitni baar main kahun ki main wo case har chuka hun..anyways abhi main ja raha hun hamesha keliye yeh sab kuch chhod ke..kabhi wapas nahi aaunga

Archana- aap chahte hain to betiyon ko sath le lijiye…lekin unhe meri aai ke sanskar dete rehna

Satish- ta ke badi hoke doosron ke ghar ki khushiyan chhin sake

Manav- sab ko alvida..hum log nikalte hain..(Manav and his daughters leave)

Archana- (Cries hard)

Sulochana- kyun ro rahi hai beta….mujhe pata hai pati khone ka dukh kya hai

Satish-Aai aap ko to har cheez pata hai…beta khone ka dukh pati khone ka dukh… koi mujhe yeh bataye patni khone ka experience kisse hai???

SD bhai 👏 

Valid points with a humorous twist

enjoyed it thoroughly. very cleverly put especially...the roleplay play part...if i remember correctly he was a big star of a certain industry 😆

icing on the cake was Satish's dialogue. 

omg this is the most hilarious post i have ever come across. i live in new zealand. today while going to college i began reading this post and i was laughing all the way. i was travelling by train and all the white folks were looking at me strangely...whether they might thinking whats wrong with me. i just couldnt help it...Superb work you have done. thnx for giving me so much pleasure.👍🏼

Lord have mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!  SD u r simply awesome dawsome...I 🤣 so hard...Keep it up dude...

Best one "Satish- ta ke badi hoke doosron ke ghar ki khushiyan chhin sake"  👏

OMG...hilarious post 🤣 beautifully put...sulo slapping...archana donation ranting..satish ki bebasi...excellent...

gr8 post sd bhai.i am really enjoy it.

thanks everybody @ Carpe glad to know that you still remember Manohar's industrial experience. Doesn't this ring a bell? Is he going to make it to the Big Boss? @dabulls ..u r still active in this forum.. that's great of u Edited by -SD- - 12 years ago

🤣SD this was really great , u have put it so aptly , this fresh breath of humor was much needed in forum

SD yr portrayal of Rasika always has me in splits ... she's always the scene stealer 🤣

thanks for this awesome post SD bhai after a long time :)
i was looking for ur another great post...and this is it, u have fulfilled my wish!
Totally enjoyed it...another great job...superb SD bhai!