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We Want Divorce
Story of two strangers who get married to each other by
accident
Part 1
In Amritsar...
Geet is travelling in a local bus. She
is looking out of the window and lost in some thoughts. At the next bus stop, some people board the
bus and there is a little commotion which brings geet out of her thoughts. She
turns her gaze towards the direction of the noise and notices that two men are
fighting over a seat.
Man 1 : i am the one who boarded the bus first. This seat
belongs to me
Man 2: oye chup kar! This seat belongs to the bus and this
bus belongs to the government not you. get lost!
Saying this, the second man sits on the seat pushing the
first man aside. The first man is looking at the seat helplessly. Geet feels
bad for the first man and she calls him out loudly
G(Geet): Bhai Saab
The man and other passengers look around and wonder who is
calling whom. Geet again calls him..
G: Bhai Saab! Zara is taraf dekhiyena
This time the man notices geet and stares at her
questioningly. Geet smiles at him
G: Bhai Saab! Idhar ayiyena
The man comes close to geet hesitantly. Geet points to the
seat beside her and asks the man to be seated
G: bhai Saab! Baitiyena
The man hesitates to sit beside her
G: baitiyena
The man sits on the seat next to geet
G: are you new to Amritsar?
Man 1: ji
G: where are you from?
Man 1: Delhi
G: Gabraye math bhai
saab! Amritsar is city of love and brotherhood. Here people are very loving and
caring...
The Man turns towards the man who just now pushed him aside
and occupied the seat. Geet follows his gaze and understands what he must be
thinking right now. The Man turns toward geet and looks at her questioningly.
Geet smiles at him uncomfortably...
G: woh Bhai saab! One or two people are rude like him. But generally Amritsar people are loving and
caring. Trust me. Babaji par kasam
The man smiles at geet. she is relieved and smiles at him.
Geet starts her bak bak...
Geet keeps on talking about Amritsar and its people and the
man is silently listening to her. after sometime the man too involves himself
in the conversation and both of them are talking about their respective cities.
After few minutes...
G: waise Bhai saab! Aap ka naam kya hai?
Man 1: Adi
Geet smiles
G: main Geet hu
Adi: bohat achi naam hai
G: thanks bhai saab
Adi: how long it will take to reach the District Court?
G: 10 minutes
Adi takes a deep breath...
Adi : are you working somewhere?
G: am i looking that old?
Adi: matlab?
G: i am still in college
Adi smiles
G: anyways, i don't think that you are young enough to study
in a college. What are you doing?
Adi: i am...
Adi's phone rings, he takes out his mobile and notices that
it is maan's call
Adi: (to geet) my boss's call. excuse me
G: ji
Geet again looks out of the window
Adi attends the call
Adi: ji sir
M (Maan): Adi! kahan ho tum?
Adi: sir! I am on the way to the court. Just 10 minutes sir...
I will be there
M: have you found
that girl?
Adi: girl? Which girl sir?
Maan rolls his eyes
M: Adi! have you forgotten everything? Tumse koi kam teek se
hota hai kya?
Adi: Sir woh...
M: i told you na to arrange for a girl to act as my fiancee in front of dadima
Adi: haan! Yaad aagaya sir. I have found her and i have made
all the arrangements. She will be at the mansion in half an hour
M: What is her name?
Adi: geet
Geet is confused to hear her name and she turns towards adi
and looks at him questioningly. Adi
didn't notice geet's questioning eyes.
Maan is also confused
M: geet? but the
other day you were saying some other name?
Adi realises that he has said a wrong name and he corrects
immediately
Adi: (stammers) sorry... sir! ...Galti hogayi. The girl's
name is not geet but Pari.
Geet is relieved.
Maan is annoyed and he rolls his eyes
M: teek hai. better
make sure that the right girl reaches the mansion. samja tum?
Adi: ji sir
M: come soon. I and Chandu are waiting in the court. It is
getting late for his marriage
Adi: ji Sir
Maan cuts the call
Geet is still looking at Adi. he smiles at her
Adi: mera boss thoda khadus hai
G: are you scared of him?
Adi: bohat
Geet smiles
G: waise, where are you working?
Adi: i am working as PIMP in Khurana Const...
That's it. Hearing the word 'Pimp', Geet is hell shocked.
Before adi finishes his sentence, geet interferes
G: what? are you a Pimp?
Adi:(Laughs) he he he...ji
Adi's phone conversation about a girl comes to Geet's mind
G: (st(selftalk)) Hey
babaji! am i talking with a pimp? What if he kidnaps me and sells to a red
light area?
Geet is horrified by her thought. She gets up from her seat
immediately and runs towards the exit. Adi tries to stop geet
Adi: behen ji rukhiye!
G:(lies) bhai saab. I
have to get down at the next stop
G: (st) babaji! madad karna
She comes to the exit
and waits for the bus to stop at the next stop
After few seconds, Adi notices a bag on the seat on which
geet was sitting a few moments ago
Adi: (st) she has forgotten her bag
Adi calls geet to tell her about her bag
Adi: behen ji
Geet is too scared to turn toward Adi. She pretend that she
didn't hear him
G: (st) why is he calling me? was he talking about me on the
phone? He mentioned my name to his so called boss. Who is his boss? Yeh kya ho
raha hai babaji?
Adi: Geet ji
G: (st) babaji!
Adi: i think she didn't hear me
Adi takes the bag and walks toward geet.
Geet turns slightly and looks over her shoulder to see if
Adi is still looking at her.
To her dismay, adi is walking toward her. she is terrified
G: (st) why is he coming toward me?
Adi is just a step away from geet. at the right moment, the
bus stops and geet almost jumps down and starts to run. Adi is confused and he
too jumps down with the bag in his hand and starts to run behind geet
Adi: behen ji! Rukhiye...aap ki bag...Geet Ji
Geet is not in a position to hear Adi's words. She keeps on
running.
Adi: geet ji! Aap ki bag...
Adi is tired of running behind geet. he stops and breaths
heavily.
Adi: (st) hey bhagavan! This girl must be a gold medallist
in running competetion. How fast she runs!! Jaan nikal gayi mujhe. Lekhin...why
is she running from me?
Geet keeps on running and after few seconds, she realises
that her bag is not with her.
G: (st) arey! Where is my bag?
Geet stops. Adi is
relieved to see that geet has stopped running
Adi: (st) acha hua. She has stopped
Geet turns toward Adi
who is carrying her bag and she is shocked.
Adi is about to walk toward geet, but his mobile rings at
the right moment. It is again maan on the line. Adi attends the call
M: adi! i am waiting. Where are you?
Adi: sir! I am running behind a girl
M:(confused) kya?
Adi: haan sir! She was my co passenger in the bus. She left
her bag in the bus...
Maan is too impatient to listen to Adi's lengthy story
M: Adi! if you don't come to the court in five minutes, i
will finish you off today. Samja tum?
Adi is scared to death
Adi: ji...ji sir
Maan cuts the call
Adi: (st) Ek taraf maan sir aur dusri taraf P.T. Usha ki
behen yeh geet. hey bhagavan! Aap mere saath yesa kyun kar
rahe hai?
Adi: geet ji! Rukhiye. I am tired of running behind you
(Oye stupid Adi! Geet has already stopped running)
G: (st) hey babaji! ab main kya karu? my bag is with that
pimp?
Geet is scared to go close to Adi to get her bag from him.
G: (st) dar math geet! ab kuch socho
Geet looks around and notices that the place is reasonably
crowded. She squeezes her brain and an
idea strikes her brain. She self appreciates her idea.
G: (st) wow geet wow...what an idea to kill two birds with
one stone! Now- a- days, your brain works like anything. with this plan, you
can get back your bag from that pimp and at the same time teach him a lesson
too.
Geet gathers some courage and walks toward adi who is
already walking toward her
Geet and Adi come close to each other
Adi: geet ji! Why are you running from me?
G:(st) ye Shaitan ke bache! Are you planning to kidnap me?
ab dekho ki what am i going to do to you?
Adi gives geet's bag to her
Adi: yeh leejiye geet ji. Aap ki bag
But instead of taking her bag, geet catches Adi's arm tightly and starts to
shout
G: chor...chor... help...chor...
Adi is confused as well as shocked to death
Adi: chor? Behen ji! yeh aap kya kar rahe hai? main koi chor nahi
hu
Adi is struggling to get out of geet's hold. but geet
gathers all her strength and tightens her grip on Adi's arm
G: (shouts) someone help me... chor chor...
Adi: chodiye mujhe
G: nahi chodungi
Adi: dekhiye! Main chor nahi hu
G: haan haan! I know that you are not a thief but a pimp.
You are planning to kidnap me na? now see, what is going to happen to you? hamare Punjab ka naw jawan ke thakkat ko
dekho
Adi understands that geet has mistook him for a real pimp
Adi: geet ji! PIMP ke matlab woh nahi hai jo aap samaj rahe
hai
G: haan haan! I know enough English to understand the
meaning of Pimp. What are you thinking about me? Am i an illiterate?
Adi: nahi ji! Par PIMP matlab...Person In-Charge of...
Geet cuts him short
G: oye chup kar! Ek aur shabd nahi
Adi goes mute
Adi: (st) hey bhagavan! Ye main kahan phas gaya
G: (shouts) chor...chor...
Some people are running toward geet and adi. Geet notices
them and she instantly releases adi's arm and holds her bag and pretends to be
struggling to get her bag from adi's hold
G: chodiye...meri bag chodiye
Adi is hell shocked by geet's ulta action and he didn't know
how to react.
By that time some well-built men come to geet's rescue and
crowd surrounds geet and adi. a Sardhar from the crowd asks geet "arey! Putar kya hua"?
G: (to the Sardhar)sat sri akal ji
Sardhar: Sat sri akal putar. Kya hua?
Geet makes a sad face and talks in feeble voice with fake
tears
G: (Points to Adi) This man is trying to snatch my bag.
Please help me
Adi is silently watching the happening and wondering how to
escape
Sardarji and others try to console geet,"gabrayi math putar.
Hum log hai na?"
Sardhar: (to Adi) oye teri! Tumara himmat kaise hui ki
hamare Amritsar mein chori kar ne ke
Adi: woh...woh...
Sardharji comes close to Adi and snatches geet's bag from
his hand and hands it over to Geet
Sardharji: ye lo putar
Geet smirks at Adi and thanks Sardarji
G: thanks bhai saab
Adi: (to Sardhar): dekhiye! I didn't steal her bag
Geet tries to escape from that place
G: (to sardarji) bhai Saab! Mujhe college ke late horahi
hai. kya main ja sakthi hu?
Sardhar: (to geet) oye putar! Aaj kal ladkiyon ko padayi
bohat zaroori hai. Tum jao putar
Geet smiles at Sardhar
G: shukriya bhai saab
Sardhar starts to beat Adi
Adi screams in pain: aaa...aaa...aaa...please mere baath
suniye...maine kuch nahi kiya...don't beat me...she is lying...
Sardhar: now stop your lies? Hamare Punjab ki khudi kabhi
jooth nahi bolthi. samja tum?
Adi: haan! Your Punjabi girls never lie. She told me that
Amritsar people are very loving and caring. But you are beating me to death.
Paaji! Is this the way to show your love and care?
Sardhar simply ignores Adi's lengthy dialogue and continues
to beat him and some other people also joins him in beating Adi.
Geet stares at Adi and selftalk: you stupid pimp. Without
any mercy, you would have had ruined many innocent women's life. Today is your
full-stop. Go to hell.
A: (to geet) behen ji! Please save me...behen ji! please don't do this to me.
Geet gives adi an evil smirk and leaves the place.
At the Amritsar District court...
Maan and Chandu are waiting inside the court campus...
Chandu: (st) why Adi sir didn't come yet? If he didn't come, then who will put the
witness signature? Hey bhagavan! After so many years, one girl has agreed to
marry me. is mein koi galti na ho.
M: (st) donno...what is wrong with this Adi? what takes him
so long to reach here?
Chandu: maan sir...
M: hmmm
Chandu: will Adi sir come?
Maan himself is not sure whether Adi will come or not. So he
replies half heartedly
M: hmmm
Chandu: what if Adi sir doesn't come?
M: Adi is just a
witness. Your marriage will go on, even if he doesn't come
Chandu: how sir?
Maan is annoyed by chandu's non-stop questions
M: (sarcastically) what do you mean by 'how'? are you going
to marry Adi or What?
Chandu: nahi sir
M: nahi na? ab chup hojao
Chandu goes mute
After few seconds...
Chandu: sir...
Before chandu could ask any questions, maan cuts him short
M: ek minute...where is your bride?
Chandu: she is on the way sir. She will be here is in 5
minutes
In order to avoid chandu's further questions, maan tries to
send him away
M: now go and look out for your bride at the entrance
Chandu: par sir woh...
M: tum ne suna nahi maine kya kaha?
Chandu leaves the place silently
M: (st) adi ko phir se phone karke dektha hu
The crowd is still beating Adi ...
Adi: please don't beat me...i am innocent...chodiye mujhe
The crowd is nowhere listening to Adi. they are enjoying
beating Adi as if he is a brand new punching bag.
Adi: please leave me. my boss is waiting for me in the
court. If i don't go there in five minutes, he will kill me
Sardhar: your boss needs five minutes to kill you. we will
finish you off in just two minutes
Adi: sardhar ji! Please show me some mercy
Sardhar: oye! Don't talk while we are beating you. Salah!
Concentration divert ho jayga
Adi: dekhiye sardharji! This is not fair...
Sardhar: maine kaha na chup
Adi: today evening is my engagement...please leave me. if
you beat me like this, how will my fiance identify me?
Sardhar: haan haan! It will be little bit difficult for her
to identify your dead body
Adi: please sardarji! Now stop talking about my death. mujhe
bohat dar lagtha hai
Sardhar: chup kar
After some time all people except Sardarji leaves the place.
But the Sardarji still keeps on beating Adi.
Adi's phone rings..
Adi: excuse me sardhar ji! Atleast give me a break ...i need
some rest
Sardhar: kya kaha tumne? Do you need rest? don't worry, in
few minutes you will be laid to rest forever
Adi is scared to death
Adi: woh...mera matlab woh nahi tha...
Sardhar: phir kya?
Adi: i mean take a break bhai saab. You must be tired
Sardhar: haan. teek hai
Sardhar ji leaves adi and relaxes his muscles and moves few
feet away from Adi
Adi takes his mobile out and checks the caller name. It is
maan on the line. Adi is relieved
Adi: (st) acha hua. Maan sir is calling. I can ask him to
save me from the sardhar
Adi: hello
M: (shouts) adi! where the hell are you?
Adi is finding it difficult to talk. Somehow he manages to talk
Adi: haan sir! Right
now i am almost on the way to the hell
Maan didn't pay any attention to what Adi said
M: adi! ye Chandu ki zindagi ka sawal hai
Adi: sir! My life is also under question
Maan is annoyed
M: Adi! now stop blabbering. i want you to be in the court in two minutes.
Am i clear?
Without waiting for Adi's reply, Maan cuts the call.
Adi: maan sir...please don't cut the call
But it is too late. Maan has already cut the call
Adi has lost all the hope of his survival and he is looking
at his phone helplessly. Sardharji comes back to adi
Sardhaji: oye! Break khatam hogaya. Shall we start?
Adi curses his fate
Adi: (st) he is asking as if we are playing some game. All
my fate..
Sardharji: i think you are too tired to reply. I take your
silence for a yes
Saying this, Sardar ji starts to beat Adi again
Adi, the poor soul receives the beating silently. Thanks to
our pyaari geet who misunderstood PIMP (Person In-charge of Mega Projects) for
a pimp who is involved in flesh trading.
(moral of the story : don't go for short cuts. It
will definitely land you in trouble. Had Adi said Person In-charge of Mega
Projects instead of PIMP he could have prevented this disaster)
buddies, i will continue later..
hope you liked the update...
Maaneet marriage is coming soon...
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Edited by tonyahk - 12 years ago
was missing "Mystery of Mrs. MSK" alot... waiting for ur updates
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